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Unintentionally funny NPC names
NovaMarx
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So this is the second time I've stumble across an NPC with the name "Lort", and I find this absolutely hilarious. This is because in my native language (Danish) Lort is the "bad" word for Poo (you know, Sh*t) 
Has anyone else encountered similar funny coincidences? Feel free to add screenshots ^^
Has anyone else encountered similar funny coincidences? Feel free to add screenshots ^^
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- M'aiq the Liar
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EsoRecon✭✭✭✭✭So this is the second time I've stumble across an NPC with the name "Lort", and I find this absolutely hilarious. This is because in my native language (Danish) Lort is the "bad" word for Poo (you know, Sh*t)
Has anyone else encountered similar funny coincidences? Feel free to add screenshots ^^
lol it is!Xbox One [ NA ]
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✭It's not terribly funny as such, but I always smile a little at "Bogdan the Nightflame" because Bogdan is a really common Romanian name. Now when I hear it IRL I cannot help but envision a massive fire-breathing Daedric titan.
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In Coldharbour you can find a female called Hostia (In spanish* means a big slap in a rude language but have a lot of uses)
In Cyrodiil you can find a female called Ausonia (A spanish* trademark of female intimate hygiene)
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Taryf✭✭✭***'a Tu'wha from Dragonstar Arena...
***'a Tu'wha... need to explain?
Edited by Taryf on March 4, 2016 4:38PMPS4
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✭✭***'a Tu'wha from Dragonstar Arena...
***'a Tu'wha... need to explain?
lol I guess not since the profanity filter starred it out.
I had to quote you to see what it was.
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Taryf✭✭✭Edited by Taryf on March 4, 2016 4:43PMPS4
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M'aiq prefers to adventure alone. Others just get in the way. And they talk, talk, talk - M'aiq the Liar0 -
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✭✭Can't forget Bumbog! That's funny on a few levels
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"MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
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"MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???
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✭Reference List
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Category:Online-NPCs
My favorites are the Chefs Makes One Soup and Makes Many Soups
"Makes-Many-Soups" is a Seinfeld reference/easter egg
When I talked to him the first time, I thought, this dialogue sounds familiar, and indeed it was^^
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