How to Solve T-bagging

loyalhabsfan
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The general basis behind any respected dueling proposal has been it's entirely optional, right?

"(X) has invited you to a duel!"

Wherever the duel happens, and in what capacity I don't really care... but lets say you invite someone to duel similarly to how you invite someone to trade.

Now, here's the real kicker... imagine if they could implement a line of code that sent an automatic duel invite as a result of a t-bag.

You know... when you die by like 15 people, and that V1 Explorer without a mount catches up to the group just in time for you to get t-bagged by him?

Might add a new level of respect for the opposition. Lmao.
  • NateAssassin
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    But the little guy needs to have some fun too....
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  • EnemyOfDaState
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    Lol I never got that, why is the person who did the least always the one to tea bag?
    Edited by EnemyOfDaState on March 3, 2016 2:17PM
  • loyalhabsfan
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    @Daedgaming

    Since your post is locked. Lol.
  • mattymaats
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    Dude, get it right, it's not T-bagging... It's T-BRAGGING
  • mattymaats
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    mattymaats wrote: »
    Dude, get it right, it's not T-bagging... It's T-BRAGGING

    Hahaha I used the most commonly accepted term. If I labeled this what I actually call "t-bagging", this thread lock would've happened already.

    Hint, I have a female character... >:)

    If you have swag then you have the bag
  • OGLezard
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    The worst is when 12 people all crit charge into WB spam you, then 4 of them tbag, as if that took alot of skill to do.......
  • Turelus
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    I miss the days when we would do /prey or /bow over corpses for enemies.

    So uncivilised these days...
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  • eventide03b14a_ESO
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    Why do people even care if they get "tea-bagged"? I can't tell which is worse people that do it or people that get upset by it.
    :trollin:
  • SeptimusDova
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    /Pee emote teabagging solved
  • clayandaudrey_ESO
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    Hard counter to this is don't lose.
  • SeptimusDova
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    unless your outta stamina and cant break cc
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  • loyalhabsfan
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    Hard counter to this is don't lose.

    All hail @clayandaudrey_ESO

    The holy one that simply does not die to zergs, therefore, never gets T-Bagged.
  • stewart.leslie76b16_ESO
    Solving the problem is pretty easy and well within TES Lore. The act of T-Bagging a fallen opponent is a sexual act with a CORPSE until the victim is resurrected. Therefore whilst within the Cyrodiil this is a 500 gold fine, unless you are a Dunmer or perform the act on a Dunmer then the sentence is DEATH.

    And here is my video evidence

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyvbdacj7gw
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  • loyalhabsfan
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    Solving the problem is pretty easy and well within TES Lore. The act of T-Bagging a fallen opponent is a sexual act with a CORPSE until the victim is resurrected. Therefore whilst within the Cyrodiil this is a 500 gold fine, unless you are a Dunmer or perform the act on a Dunmer then the sentence is DEATH.

    And here is my video evidence

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyvbdacj7gw

    what did I just watch
  • SeptimusDova
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    Leave it to the Hlaalu's

    Brings a whole new meaning to the term Dirty Elf. No wonder the Nord's are jealous
  • stewart.leslie76b16_ESO
    Solving the problem is pretty easy and well within TES Lore. The act of T-Bagging a fallen opponent is a sexual act with a CORPSE until the victim is resurrected. Therefore whilst within the Cyrodiil this is a 500 gold fine, unless you are a Dunmer or perform the act on a Dunmer then the sentence is DEATH.

    And here is my video evidence

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyvbdacj7gw

    what did I just watch

    That scene actually happened in Oblivion. The Alchemist in Skingrad, She use to own a shop near the western bridge, but she blew that up. She's totally crazy. One of the funniest characters in the game.
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  • SeptimusDova
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    yes she was a crazy one
  • clayandaudrey_ESO
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    Hard counter to this is don't lose.

    All hail @clayandaudrey_ESO

    The holy one that simply does not die to zergs, therefore, never gets T-Bagged.

    That's right.
    Edited by clayandaudrey_ESO on March 3, 2016 3:01PM
  • Steel_Brightblade
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    Pfft want to remove tea bagging, remove pvp, never seen anyone tea bag an npc.
  • DHale
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    I don't think I have ever been t bagged by someone who is on my death recount. Most of the ppl tea bagging never did any damage to me.
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  • Xendyn
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    Pretty soon everyone will be mounting up on their camels and having them throw up on you.
    Problem solved.
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  • starlizard70ub17_ESO
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    Question: How to solve T-bagging?

    Answer: Don't die.

    :D
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  • bryanhaas
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    Pfft want to remove tea bagging, remove pvp, never seen anyone tea bag an npc.

    I have.
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  • Sausage
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    mattymaats wrote: »
    Dude, get it right, it's not T-bagging... It's T-BRAGGING

    This guy gets it. I wish we had proper bragging emotes. I sometime t-bag if the opponent was worth of my time.
    Edited by Sausage on March 3, 2016 4:12PM
  • Steel_Brightblade
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    bryanhaas wrote: »
    Pfft want to remove tea bagging, remove pvp, never seen anyone tea bag an npc.

    I have.

    Lol there's always one!
  • Dragonnord
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    Tea-bagged? I just see people crouching and standing up, crouching and standing up, crouching and standing up. Some even failing to stand up and going hidden. :D:D:D
  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    Solving the problem is pretty easy and well within TES Lore. The act of T-Bagging a fallen opponent is a sexual act with a CORPSE until the victim is resurrected. Therefore whilst within the Cyrodiil this is a 500 gold fine, unless you are a Dunmer or perform the act on a Dunmer then the sentence is DEATH.

    And here is my video evidence

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyvbdacj7gw

    Can you believe that word is banned yet there is one that is twice as disgusting that is not?
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  • Refuse2GrowUp
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    Lol I never got that, why is the person who did the least always the one to tea bag?

    But that is how it always goes.

    Just roll your eyes and laugh at the fact it is likely some young, dumb moron that is likely to embrace his virginity well into his 40s.
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  • Strider_Roshin
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    People who T-bag are simply trying to get their balls to drop, that's all.
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