How a (___) Thinks - Series!

loyalhabsfan · February 2016

Hi everyone! I somewhat recently published a YouTube video of a clip on my Stamina Nightblade, with some...unique narration. By request, I'll be making this narration into a series. To do this, I'm asking for your help!

If you have an entertaining PvP video you'd like me to narrate and include in this new series, please send it to me! Here are some potential new videos..

-How a (Stamina/Magicka) Nightblade, Sorcerer, DK, Templar thinks...

-How a zerg thinks

-How an Emperor thinks

-How a new PvP player thinks

-How a try-hard thinks

-How a ganker thinks

-How a healer thinks

-How a dueler thinks

You get the idea... I'll be posting these videos to YouTube and will share with this ESO Forumscommunity, as well as the ESO Reddit community. Almost 7,000 people have watched my Nightblade video, so if you want some credited publicity and are willing to allow me to narrate your video please don't hesitate to send it to me! I'll be posting this identical thread on the ESO Reddit page as well. If you have any recommendations for new videos, please let me know

Please upload your video to YouTube and send me the link via PSN @ loyalhabsfan, email @ loyalhabsfan@gmail.com, message me on directly on the forums, or on reddit @ loyalhabsfan.

Cheers!

Please do not exceed 10 minutes of gameplay. Also, please ensure the only audio in the video is from the gameplay itself.

nine9six · February 2016

yodased · February 2016

Mind of a solo terribad stamina bow DK coming right up.

Inarre · February 2016

Im excited but can i make a suggestion and please do 'how a non vet noob thinks' when they first enter cyrodiil

loyalhabsfan · February 2016

Inarre wrote: »

Im excited but can i make a suggestion and please do 'how a non vet noob thinks' when they first enter cyrodiil

If anyone has a nonvet character and can send me a clip of some BWB action... this would be awesome.

Forestd16b14_ESO · February 2016

Spoilers on how a ganker thinks......

"Oh if I kill this guy minding his own business doing quest in the towns of Cyrodiil I am thez bestzy plaeryz in all of ESO and every one will have to obey me cuz I iz better than every one!"

Moglijuana · February 2016

Forestd16b14_ESO wrote: »

Spoilers on how a ganker thinks......

"Oh if I kill this guy minding his own business doing quest in the towns of Cyrodiil I am thez bestzy plaeryz in all of ESO and every one will have to obey me cuz I iz better than every one!"

For me it's more like "God I hope I get some hate mail." and then "Welcome to Cyrodiil." lol.

Forestd16b14_ESO · February 2016

Moglijuana wrote: »

Forestd16b14_ESO wrote: »

Spoilers on how a ganker thinks......

"Oh if I kill this guy minding his own business doing quest in the towns of Cyrodiil I am thez bestzy plaeryz in all of ESO and every one will have to obey me cuz I iz better than every one!"

For me it's more like "God I hope I get some hate mail." and then "Welcome to Cyrodiil." lol.

That is not a ganker that is a troll and I have the remedy for that.

Jar_Ek · February 2016

Stamina sorcerer is "Avoid the zerg. Surge up. Charge in. Wrecking blow, wrecking blow, executioner. Oh damn incomming. Streak away quick. Damn rooted. Break fr... Oh @%*#. Dead."

Jar_Ek · February 2016

Oh and a first person player is "Keep at range, pick them off. Oh &@%# I'm in melee, ... where's he go? Taking damage. Gotta run. Dead."

Moglijuana · February 2016

Forestd16b14_ESO wrote: »

Moglijuana wrote: »

Forestd16b14_ESO wrote: »

Spoilers on how a ganker thinks......

"Oh if I kill this guy minding his own business doing quest in the towns of Cyrodiil I am thez bestzy plaeryz in all of ESO and every one will have to obey me cuz I iz better than every one!"

For me it's more like "God I hope I get some hate mail." and then "Welcome to Cyrodiil." lol.

That is not a ganker that is a troll and I have the remedy for that.

LOL. I would love to get hit by one of those.I wouldn't even be mad.

Waffennacht · February 2016

Forestd16b14_ESO wrote: »

Spoilers on how a ganker thinks......

"Oh if I kill this guy minding his own business doing quest in the towns of Cyrodiil I am thez bestzy plaeryz in all of ESO and every one will have to obey me cuz I iz better than every one!"

They are my prey. I love going to cropsford and helping a vet 2 take out a couple v16 gankers, just like you can be a horror to low levels, you can be a hero.

LizardThixvim · February 2016

-How a (Stamina/Magicka) Nightblade, Sorcerer, DK, Templar thinks:

Nightblade: im so op if someone kills me they are detect pot noob.
Sorc: must spam my shields, if someone uses shield breaker to me hes a noob.
Dk: As magicka im underpowered, as stamina im overpowered.
Templar: stamina doesnt exist, magicka Breath of life is love, Breath of life is life

-How a zerg thinks:

"theres 1 guy! CHARGE EVERYONE GET HIM NOW ALL USE GAP CLOSER, GET HIM! GET HIM, phew good job guys that 100 ap was worth the 20 minute ride back to the real keeps fights"

-How an Emperor thinks:

Im emperor with my buffs i dont need to think, players come to me like magnets its easy

-How a new PvP player thinks

"Wow this is quite cool i like this

, oh that guy was op D; *walks out of keep, sees 50 people running at him* well this sucks time to go back to pve >_>"

-How a try-hard thinks:

"Im so op i can kill anyone in the world everyone is a noob but not me though if people kill me its because of lag, exploits, hacks, have to wsp *noob exploiter hacker* or my ego will be damaged"

-How a ganker thinks:

There is one guy riding *kills the guy that felt good*, next guy *kills the guy that felt good*, *sees a zerg wont attack anyone*, *tries to gank 1 guy on horse he gets off the horse as he didnt die instantly, spam cloak, streak!!!!*

-How a healer thinks:

MUST........SPAM..............MUTAGEN!!!

-How a dueler thinks

"I hate zergs and big fights, good fight to anyone who is good at 1v1" also "i wish zos would hurry up and give us dueling, arenas, and battlegrounds already D;<"

ArpamiesFin · February 2016

cant wait

Lexxypwns · February 2016

That first video was maybe the best pvp video I've seen on ESO

Forestd16b14_ESO · February 2016

Waffennacht wrote: »

Forestd16b14_ESO wrote: »

Spoilers on how a ganker thinks......

"Oh if I kill this guy minding his own business doing quest in the towns of Cyrodiil I am thez bestzy plaeryz in all of ESO and every one will have to obey me cuz I iz better than every one!"

They are my prey. I love going to cropsford and helping a vet 2 take out a couple v16 gankers, just like you can be a horror to low levels, you can be a hero.

Then YOU SIR !.....

deserve a kitten picture....

Now you are the kitten and the ring is the VR2 you are protecting.

loyalhabsfan · February 2016

Lexxypwns wrote: »

That first video was maybe the best pvp video I've seen on ESO

Quite the compliment. Thanks a lot.

Acrolas · February 2016

It was a good one-off video. Trying to do more of them will feel forced and the shtick will quickly wear thin.
When you want to do a series, never lead with the best material. As they're the most polarizing class in the game, nightblade really is more series finale than pilot material.

loyalhabsfan · February 2016

Acrolas wrote: »

It was a good one-off video. Trying to do more of them will feel forced and the shtick will quickly wear thin.
When you want to do a series, never lead with the best material. As they're the most polarizing class in the game, nightblade really is more series finale than pilot material.

I'm really not trying to blow this up. I just think it'd be fun for people to view narration on different eso videos.

yodased · February 2016

I dunno, I am going to put together a greatest hits that includes many death by zerg after 1 or 2 kills.

If done right will be just as entertaining. The same voice and tamber won't really be applicable, but I have faith in the OP

loyalhabsfan · February 2016

yodased wrote: »

I dunno, I am going to put together a greatest hits that includes many death by zerg after 1 or 2 kills.

If done right will be just as entertaining. The same voice and tamber won't really be applicable, but I have faith in the OP

Yesssss

HaldaAinur · February 2016

Healer is pretty much:

'Spam heal spam heal spam he- wait don't go towards that guy, come back to the safe place please!...Oh okay, you're sill alive, good! Spam heal spam heal...why did you have to die all the way across the void of red circles?! Resssssinnggggg....good, you're back, now quit walking into the red zones and stop attacking people bigger than you.'

DK:
' NEW CHALLENGER, I WILL LEAP AND KILL YOU.'
'Wrecking blow isn't that bad...'
'I am a dragon, fear me, mortals.'

Tbh I'd like to see a few 'rare' builds thrown in there as I play a dk healer myself. It'd be pretty amusing.

yodased · February 2016

loyalhabsfan wrote: »

yodased wrote: »

I dunno, I am going to put together a greatest hits that includes many death by zerg after 1 or 2 kills.

If done right will be just as entertaining. The same voice and tamber won't really be applicable, but I have faith in the OP

Yesssss

I am going to grab some more footage tonight, I have a couple of ideas. Will edit it in the morning and will have a 10 or so minute video uploaded to youtube tomorrow sir

Inarre · February 2016

Acrolas wrote: »

It was a good one-off video. Trying to do more of them will feel forced and the shtick will quickly wear thin.
When you want to do a series, never lead with the best material. As they're the most polarizing class in the game, nightblade really is more series finale than pilot material.

who said that was the best material

kargen27 · February 2016

You forgot the tag along. You've all met him/her. Follows your group around from keep to keep and just at the most opportune moment thinks "sneaking takes a lot of stamina I think I'll throw some shards on them just to show them I am part of the team".