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Skooma is liquid happiness.

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I really want to make, sell and/or distribute Skooma. Who is with me on this?
  • menedhyn
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    I'd have it available in game for RP purposes, but I wouldn't want to be able to make it. Stumbling upon a small stash while looking for provision items or convincing a trader to sell it to you might be the way to go.
  • nimander99
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    Cheese is cheesy goodness
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  • ProfessorKittyhawk
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    Having it as a craftable item as well as an illegal item you have to sell and craft in secret, ie-skooma dens- would do a lot to expand the justice system. If they aren't bringing in the enforcer part they might as well add new features to it. Stealing snd murdering gets boring. Let us create and sell fantasy drugs. Have it give some insane stats boost but make it give trippy visuals and hallucinations, and perhaps after it wears off (or after using it multiple times in a row, ie-overdosing) your character blacks out and you wake up in another map with your gear unequipped.
    Edited by ProfessorKittyhawk on February 25, 2016 3:37AM
  • mr1sho
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    Skooma plz let me get some I'll suck your tail lol
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  • SirDopey
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    I always thought it should be a potion option that gives a much greater buff than all other potions but ends with a debuff.

    So examples may include;
    gives a 80% increase to speed but a 4 second stun when the effect ends.
    Increases Weapon and Spell damage but ravages health when it ends -> this is a stackable potion including the health debuff, which if stacked too high will kill you.....
    Blue Skooma, converts your health recovery into additional magicka recovery. Health recovery is 0 for the length of the potion
    Green Skooma, same as blue but stamina....
    Edited by SirDopey on February 25, 2016 3:43AM
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  • Greiver
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    mr1sho wrote: »
    Skooma plz let me get some I'll suck your tail lol

    This right here might be a sign of a skooma addict. I suggest getting help
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  • Lemonyfr3sh
    Greiver wrote: »
    mr1sho wrote: »
    Skooma plz let me get some I'll suck your tail lol

    This right here might be a sign of a skooma addict. I suggest getting help

    Tightwad. XD
  • Master_Fluff
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    Pour some skooma on me
    Ooo, in the name of love
    Pour some skooma on me
    I can't get enough
    I'm so sticky 'n' sweet
    From whiskers to my tail


    Perhaps not the best variation of that Def Leppard song, but it get's the message across. :D
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  • SantieClaws
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    This one would prefer you did not step on her slightly profitable trade. Business is business yes?

    Though I have found that calling the product 'ambrosia' these days makes business easier than it used to be.

    Ah just a little rebranding exercise was all it took!

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
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  • Prabooo
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    Santie Claws <3 You rock!
  • SantieClaws
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    Skooma ... not even once.

    Because the second or third bottles are really good too!

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
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    Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

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  • Teridaxus
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    Might be a nice activity for the thieves guild.
    Illegal skooma breweries.
  • KhajiitiLizard
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    This one prefers plain old moon sugar. Khajiit does not want to wake up pant-less somewhere and not know what happened. This one's family would disown him and Khajiit would have to live in a box on the street. That sounds tempting... it's a box! BUT, having a box inside your own home is better. You don't get rained on. You don't get fleas from living constantly outside, and you can wear no pants and no one cares.

    Yes Khajiit got in trouble for sticking his paws in the moon-sugar jar way too much as a cub... but this one would never do skooma!
    Edited by KhajiitiLizard on February 25, 2016 10:23AM
  • Duiwel
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    This one prefers plain old moon sugar. Khajiit does not want to wake up pant-less somewhere and not know what happened. This one's family would disown him and Khajiit would have to live in a box on the street. That sounds tempting... it's a box! BUT, having a box inside your own home is better. You don't get rained on. You don't get fleas from living constantly outside, and you can wear no pants and no one cares.

    Yes Khajiit got in trouble for sticking his paws in the moon-sugar jar way too much as a cub... but this one would never do skooma!

    For some reason I want to catpure you as a prisoner of war and force you to take skooma as torture for being part of the Aldmeri Dominion. BUT your tale about the cub and the moon sugar touched my heart so I will let you be a skooma free cat.
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  • Meanma
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    Skooma and Hist Sap! Furred friends from the sands get their skooma and we get glorious sap. Yes, the children of the Hist would give much for just a lick. Please add these items to the game with some fun side-effects.
  • SantieClaws
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    Oh this one does not really take much skooma herself. Usually only on namedays and at Fishmas.

    However the profit gained from the sale of such brews to the weak and hairless ones can be quite a drug in itself!

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
    Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

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    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
  • Tabbycat
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    Oh that Skooma is bad stuff.

    This one would never use it

    and tell you about it.
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  • SantieClaws
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    The dancing through the streets of Bagkorai
    As sober folk they wonder why
    Their purses and pockets are not the same
    As Santie plys her merry game

    High mischief by the night's firelight
    Is tipsy Khajiiti's finest delight
    A song and a yowl and a sip or two
    There can be no finer thing to do

    Oh pinkest drinkie of sweet delight
    That gets merry Santie though the night
    But oh in the morning the shakes and wobbles
    Where the only cure is another bottle!

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
    Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

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  • GreenSoup2HoT
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    *BURSTS THROUGH DOOR*

    WHERES THE SKOOMA! HANDS UP OR THIS ALGONIAN MAID GETS IT!

    Edited by GreenSoup2HoT on February 25, 2016 1:52PM
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  • mattymaats
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    This won't happen otherwise the game will have to rebrand

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    And that would limit players more because of all the below peeps.

    [snip]

    (which to me sounds like they need some skooma anyway)

    [Edited to remove Baiting]
    Edited by ZOS_ConnorG on June 4, 2021 12:36PM
  • ProfessorKittyhawk
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    Professor Kittyhawk was once a master skooma chemist. Everyone from all across Tamriel would come seeking this one's delicious skooma, from small children this one hired to do his bidding to old women who let this one cook his brew in the basement beneath the orphanages in which aforementioned children lived.

    But then one day this one had a wee accident which resulted in the orphanage burning down, which perhaps why there are no children running around today. At any rate, Professor Kittyhawk was apprehended by the guards and thrown down into a mine to rot for the rest of his days. But Professor Kittyhawk is a clever Khajiit, and after many days and weeks he managed to whittle a chicken bone to a point and pretended to be ill. When a guard came to check on this one, Professor Kittyhawk shanked him and cut off his face, all before throwing the body down a mine shaft and wearing his face as a mask.

    Now, it was dark in that mine, so when the other guards came to investigate they did not notice this one's furry hand or the lump in the back of this one's pants where his tail was hiding. No, all they saw was what they believed to be their injured comrade. It wasn't until they were half way up with this one in tow that they realized their folly. But by that time, they were all dead and Professor Kittyhawk had managed to escape.

    Ever since that day this one has sought to get back into the skooma making business, but the world has changed and this one's sweet sweet moon sugar stash he spent so long acquiring had somehow been replaced with beets. BEETS! This one hates beets. They make him pee red.

    So for now this one is reduced to living a normal, boring life free of the dangers of skooma manufacturing. For now this one will simply bide his time and await the day skooma makes its return to the world, for when that day comes, it will be a glorious day indeed.
    Edited by ProfessorKittyhawk on February 25, 2016 2:50PM
  • Volkodav
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    There's already the quests revolving around the brewing of Skooma,in Khenarthi's Roost.
    They could make an entire quest line about making and smuggling Skooma.The "Morals" bit doesnt have any relevance as the new DLC is about Thieves and thieving.So,illegal Skooma activity would be a lot of fun to get into! XD
    (they ewven had a Skooma seller in Morrowind)
    Edited by Volkodav on February 25, 2016 7:08PM
  • altemriel
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    Im in!!
  • theher0not
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    Volkodav wrote: »
    There's already the quests revolving around the brewing of Skooma,in Khenarthi's Roost.
    They could make an entire quest line about making and smuggling Skooma.The "Morals" bit doesnt have any relevance as the new DLC is about Thieves and thieving.So,illegal Skooma activity would be a lot of fun to get into! XD
    (they ewven had a Skooma seller in Morrowind)

    Don't forget the AD quest in the 35-40 zone where you brew skooma and then sells it to someone. But this one would like more skooma quests
  • KhajiitiLizard
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    theher0not wrote: »
    Don't forget the AD quest in the 35-40 zone where you brew skooma and then sells it to someone. But this one would like more skooma quests

    That's not really skooma but a whole mess of stuff.
  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    Greiver wrote: »
    mr1sho wrote: »
    Skooma plz let me get some I'll suck your tail lol

    This right here might be a sign of a skooma addict. I suggest getting help

    yeah help to get more skooma he needs MORE
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