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Share your favorite ESO ERP scenarios

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tinythinker
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C'mon ERPers, you deserve your own thread. Rise and shine :sunglasses: Which scenarios or services do you look forward to the most in your RP sessions?

I'll get the most obvious/common likely answers out of the way first to make room for the more--exotic--entries:
  • Vivec's Triple Dunk (works best with *two* Argonian slave girls dressed in Akavari raiment, but Temple servants can be substituted in a pinch)
  • The Drauger and the Naughty Nord (that image will stick with you a while)
  • Parting the Two Moons (don't forget the tail tickler!)
  • The Magic Waterfall (a.k.a. "the Auridon Special")
  • Mistress Naryu's House of Pain (the safeword is "sweetroll")
  • The Shornhelm Hot Pocket (who are we to judge?)
  • Going Full Bumnog (not for the faint of heart!)
OK, now, don't be shy! :blush: Add your favorites to the list. Roleplayers are a creative bunch. Those who don't ERP are encouraged to share their secret desires and fantasies as well and lose their inhibition. Show us whatchya got! And sure, we accept entries you heard about "from a friend" :wink:

But simply listing your favorite "special occasion" by title/brief description isn't the only option. Please feel free to:
  • share ERP-related things you've accidentally stumbled onto or overheard on ESO
  • share screenshots/vids of (your) ERP on ESO
  • share poems, (excerpts of) stories, and artwork with an ESO ERP theme
  • best locations for ERP om ESO
  • other related content

Thanks for contributing!
Edited by tinythinker on February 18, 2016 10:59AM
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  • Drakilian
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    Shame on you for not including our own personal Lusty Argonian Maid.
    Just call me Drak
  • Mivryna
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    That one where they forgot they were typing in /zone chat.
  • Totalitarian
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    This reminds me of a time when I was in Stonefalls, and me and 3 other players were constantly putting in chat:
    "LF [insert situation here] ERP"
    PC NA CP 531+
    Aedric Fury Sits Around Doing Nothing
    Sola Auroron Magicka Templar
    Lunaria Chimeri Magicka Dragonknight
    The Chosen of the Storm Stamina Sorcerer
    Ward-Scales Magicka Nightblade
    Sanctius Luxen Stamina Templar
    Nerwaye Auroron Magicka Sorcerer
    Warden Vyrkyl Stamina Dragonknight
    The Ninth Adventurer Stamina Nightblade
    Magna-Sola Magicka Templar
    The Celestial Lady Magicka Templar
    Read their adventures!
    The Celestial Lady
  • ProfessorKittyhawk
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    A friend of me had someone who had a thing for Khajiit and argonians proposition him for erp. He reluctantly agreed. Guy then asked of he wanted to go into skype and watch him do something unspeakable to his dog. Friend ran away and blocked the guy inmediately.

    Sad thing is, I had an encounter with the same guy a while before that and his khajiit was leaking milk from his ***. Needless to say, I had the same reaction as my friend. It was bad enough he was into *** fantasy, then he goes into totally bizarre territory.

    And this is why I don't do this crap anymore. D:
  • Karamis_Vimardon
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    • The 2-handed wrecking blow (No explanation needed)
    • Two Templars, one nova
    • The Stormhaven nose dive (Not for the faint of heart)
    • Duo "surprise" attack (2v1)
    PC NA

    Karamis Vimardon, DC Templar (Magplar)
    Netara, DC Nightblade (Stamblade)
    Karamis, DC Sorc (Magicka)
    Hãderus, EP Templar (Healbot)
    Mr Twinkle-Toes, DC DK (Tank)

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    2. an activity that one engages in for amusement.
  • Ilterendi
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    Shadowy Disguise+Ambush, Giggitty...
  • tinythinker
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    Drakilian wrote: »
    Shame on you for not including our own personal Lusty Argonian Maid.

    As I'm sure you are aware, the Lusty Argonian Maid in practically a franchise unto itself in ESO ERP, and it's variations and subvariations are numerous and complex, ranging from specific maid-related scenarios with feather dusters, apron springs (not to tight!), and mop handles to non-maid extensions of the theme, such as the Amorous Argonian Alchemist, the Libinous Argonian Librarian, and so on. Not to mention the non-Argonian iterations (the Buxom Khajiit Serving Girl, the Bawdy Bosmer Butler, etc.)

    It would require a thread unto itself!
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    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


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  • tinythinker
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    Karamis_Vimardon wrote: »
    • The 2-handed wrecking blow (No explanation needed)
    • Two Templars, one nova
    • The Stormhaven nose dive (Not for the faint of heart)
    • Duo "surprise" attack (2v1)

    Excellent! Though with the upcoming changes in the Thieve's Guild some are also anticipating "Two Templars, one rune" as well.
    ❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this
  • I_killed_Vivec
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    DKs have whips and chains ;)
  • Meanma
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    Both my friends play Khajiit so I, as the lone Argonian of the group, have found myself in an interesting predicament. I like to call it the Elsweyr Sandwich.
  • BabeestorGor
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    I did steer clear of a player whose character was called Surprise Buttsex (not sure if that will get through uncensored). Not sure I'd feel safe grouping with him.
    Babeester Gor is the Axe Goddess, the Implacable Anger, the Avenging Daughter and the Earth Guardian.
    Vriddi gra-Yildnarz, Dragonknight and Smith
    Myrvanwe, Sorcerer and Enchanter
    Tsajirra, Nightblade and Clothier
    Vilvyni Indarys, Dragonknight and Woodworker
    Arielle Alouette, Templar and Provisioner
    Fishes in Troubled Waters, Nightblade and Alchemist
    Shanika Some Long Title I'd Change If I Could, Templar and Aspirant Jeweller
    Pippi Longhorn, Nightblade, Ne'er-do-well, and "Tribute" character
    EU PC.
  • Xellos77
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    I haven't RPed since UO and probably wont ever again. Those were some awesome times and character development was second to none. There were even integrated forum stories and all kinds of extras. Murder mysteries, kidnappings, actual guild/faction wars, corruption with city officials (who were players).. stuff that just isn't viable in today's MMO. EDIT: besides what I've read about EVE Online. That's some serious *** right there.

    The only RP I've seen in ESO is people trying their best to emote lewd positions. Not to say it doesn't exist in a better format, but it'll never, ever be like it was. :(
    Edited by Xellos77 on February 18, 2016 12:31PM
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  • Asmael
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    My main -a mag DK- uses a build Whips n' chains.

    Also, I take extreme pleasure in linking an object. Yes, this one.

    [Staff Of Tentacles]

    ...And did I mention what most stamplars do? That's right, Wrecking blowjab.
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  • Lore_lai
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    tinythinker wrote: »
    Karamis_Vimardon wrote: »
    • The 2-handed wrecking blow (No explanation needed)
    • Two Templars, one nova
    • The Stormhaven nose dive (Not for the faint of heart)
    • Duo "surprise" attack (2v1)

    Excellent! Though with the upcoming changes in the Thieve's Guild some are also anticipating "Two Templars, one rune" as well.

    Templar has that whole Aedric Spear class line too. Ahem... :*
  • tinythinker
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    Lore_lai wrote: »
    tinythinker wrote: »
    Karamis_Vimardon wrote: »
    • The 2-handed wrecking blow (No explanation needed)
    • Two Templars, one nova
    • The Stormhaven nose dive (Not for the faint of heart)
    • Duo "surprise" attack (2v1)

    Excellent! Though with the upcoming changes in the Thieve's Guild some are also anticipating "Two Templars, one rune" as well.

    Templar has that whole Aedric Spear class line too. Ahem... :*

    Yes, but Templars often come up a little short, if the many threads on the class are to be believed.
    ❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this
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    Panda </3
    This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!
  • lonewolf26
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    The Nordic Hammer. That is NOT a mace in his pocket, and he is very happy to see you.
  • Bossdonut
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    None but the thirst gets real when you're in a city and a girl is heard over the mic on console.

    The character clothes come off almost instantly and there's always a crowd of 20 horny virgins trying to impress her.
  • TheShadowScout
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    You mean stuff like...
    • Polishing the Wizards Wand (until it gets all dirty)
    • Stabbing in the Rear (a favorite of nightblades, or so one hears)
    • Hidden Portals and Battering Rams (can be played outside Cyrodil)
    • Crossing Spears (not for everyone...)
    • Picking the Lock (...on the chastity belt...)
    • Sucking at PvPness (69 times?)
    • Stealing Flowers (occasionally involving chery blossoms)
    • Dungeons and Drag (queens included)
    • Raising the Dead Bits (I always had my suspiscious about the worm cult... I mean... WORM cult...)
    ;)
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