Here's a good excuse

trucqulent · February 2016

I've been MIA a while, so I wrote this out to my guild master. Figured why not leave it here for anyone else to use (just in case).

Dear Fearless Leader,

3 moons ago I was captured by a group of Daedric accounts. They call themselves the Executive Order. Their warlocks have imprisoned me in a macro-enabled excel workbook, destroyed the key to my bindings, and scattered the fragments across a *** database littered in poorly implemented schema.

Fret not, my liege. I am alive.

Rest assured, I stand vigilant for our cause and wish to reaffirm my commitment to [our guild].

These bonds cannot hold me for much longer.

Thy Humble Servant,
Truculent

Egonieser · February 2016

OK...?
Good for you I guess..?

Peel_Ya_Cap_517 · February 2016

Is this the part where we all pat you on the back for being so clever?

trucqulent · February 2016

it was intended to provoke laughter, not an argument

Elsonso · February 2016

Laughter? Ok. Sure. So, we can stop mounting a rescue?

Bossdonut · February 2016

Lord_Wrath · February 2016

trucqulent wrote: »

it was intended to provoke laughter, not an argument

I found it to be entertaining. Of course anywhere you go theres worthless kids reminding you every community needs rotten apples.

Prabooo · February 2016

trucqulent wrote: »

it was intended to provoke laughter, not an argument

Can I have your stuff? L2P

vyrusb23 · February 2016

You'll find that trying to provoke laughter out of this forum with good natured humor will be difficult. This forum consists mostly of pointless polls, whiney PvPr's, calls for nerfs from said whiney PvPr's, people complaining about trivial details, and self-important morons who need a cause to rage about.

For what it's worth, I found your writing midly entertaining and a nice change of pace from the uneducated, filthy masses who couldn't spell a word correctly or use punctuation to save their life, or string together enough words to form a coherent sentence let alone an entire paragraph.

Samsayia · February 2016

WELL CONSIDERING that a lot of guilds will kick you out for being out of the guild for not logging in for a week. If I were a guild master and someone reappeared from inactivity and said that, it's better than nothing at all. You could say "oh i was uh...sick. yeah." OR you could say you were captured by warlocks but BY THE MIGHT OF YOUR BEARD you wrecked them and escaped their evil doing.

Mighty beardedness.
I couldn't grow an awesome beard like Jorunn's or Sai Sahan's even if I tried.

I'm surprised there isn't a thread about everyone posting pictures of their attempts at growing mighty nord beards. Or elegant elven beards. Or....fashionable imperial beards. or crafty breton beards. OR EMPOWERING ORC BEARD

Thorn416 · February 2016

trucqulent wrote: »

it was intended to provoke laughter, not an argument

You came to the wrong neighbourhood my friend

Volkodav · February 2016

trucqulent wrote: »

it was intended to provoke laughter, not an argument

It truly made me smile.Dont listen to those here who are Jerkwads.They have no sense of humor. :}

trucqulent · February 2016

vyrusb23 wrote: »

You'll find that trying to provoke laughter out of this forum with good natured humor will be difficult. This forum consists mostly of pointless polls, whiney PvPr's, calls for nerfs from said whiney PvPr's, people complaining about trivial details, and self-important morons who need a cause to rage about.

For what it's worth, I found your writing midly entertaining and a nice change of pace from the uneducated, filthy masses who couldn't spell a word correctly or use punctuation to save their life, or string together enough words to form a coherent sentence let alone an entire paragraph.

It's not as bad as other games here. In fact, this is the first time Ive ever had someone "come atme bro" on these forums, and ive been playing since very early beta.

Volkodav wrote: »

trucqulent wrote: »

it was intended to provoke laughter, not an argument

It truly made me smile.Dont listen to those here who are Jerkwads. They have no sense of humor. :}

Thanks. that's all I was aiming for

Samsayia wrote: »

WELL CONSIDERING that a lot of guilds will kick you out for being out of the guild for not logging in for a week. If I were a guild master and someone reappeared from inactivity and said that, it's better than nothing at all. You could say "oh i was uh...sick. yeah." OR you could say you were captured by warlocks but BY THE MIGHT OF YOUR BEARD you wrecked them and escaped their evil doing.

Mighty beardedness.
I couldn't grow an awesome beard like Jorunn's or Sai Sahan's even if I tried.

I'm surprised there isn't a thread about everyone posting pictures of their attempts at growing mighty nord beards. Or elegant elven beards. Or....fashionable imperial beards. or crafty breton beards. OR EMPOWERING ORC BEARD

and this is EXACTLY why i posted it in the first place.

Kammakazi · February 2016

Can I have your stuff
L2P
Nerf <x>
<x> bug still exists
Reflect Meteor pls