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Behold ESO's New Feature!

  • MissBizz
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    Haha.

    I'm one of the butthurt ones, but thanks for getting me to smile and laugh instead! :D

    *Note* I will undercut above poster and am available for hire 80k an hour. ;) V16, max bags/bank and Kags.
    Lone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord
  • Sempars
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Haha.

    I'm one of the butthurt ones, but thanks for getting me to smile and laugh instead! :D

    *Note* I will undercut above poster and am available for hire 80k an hour. ;) V16, max bags/bank and Kags.

    80k a hour!!!!!!!!!!!! You're mom better be sending me pics also for that price.
  • Kevmeister
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Haha.

    I'm one of the butthurt ones, but thanks for getting me to smile and laugh instead! :D

    *Note* I will undercut above poster and am available for hire 80k an hour. ;) V16, max bags/bank and Kags.

    Hey hey ladies. Let's not fight. I'm sure there are tons of adventurers out there that would want this service.

    *psst* I can be your DPSing Hireling for a low low price of 1 Soul Gem per hour, preferably pristine and filled with the souls of anguish Daedras ;)
  • vyrusb23
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    Kevmeister wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Haha.

    I'm one of the butthurt ones, but thanks for getting me to smile and laugh instead! :D

    *Note* I will undercut above poster and am available for hire 80k an hour. ;) V16, max bags/bank and Kags.

    Hey hey ladies. Let's not fight. I'm sure there are tons of adventurers out there that would want this service.

    *psst* I can be your DPSing Hireling for a low low price of 1 Soul Gem per hour, preferably pristine and filled with the souls of anguish Daedras ;)

    Your impotent, butthurt rage is tiresome like all the rest.

    However, I admire your self deprecating humor. +1
  • Xendyn
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    Sempars wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Haha.

    I'm one of the butthurt ones, but thanks for getting me to smile and laugh instead! :D

    *Note* I will undercut above poster and am available for hire 80k an hour. ;) V16, max bags/bank and Kags.

    80k a hour!!!!!!!!!!!! You're mom better be sending me pics also for that price.

    Her mom?
    lol you might want to rethink that one.

    @missBizz best I can do is 50k an hour. I have popcorn, tho ;)
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
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    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

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  • MissBizz
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    Sempars wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Haha.

    I'm one of the butthurt ones, but thanks for getting me to smile and laugh instead! :D

    *Note* I will undercut above poster and am available for hire 80k an hour. ;) V16, max bags/bank and Kags.

    80k a hour!!!!!!!!!!!! You're mom better be sending me pics also for that price.

    Her mom?
    lol you might want to rethink that one.

    @missBizz best I can do is 50k an hour. I have popcorn, tho ;)

    LMAO

    Well. Popcorn.. jeez. That's hard to pass up. I'll pencil you in, although for that cut-throat price I cannot guarantee my appearance if someone else bids higher.
    Lone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord
  • Sempars
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    Sempars wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Haha.

    I'm one of the butthurt ones, but thanks for getting me to smile and laugh instead! :D

    *Note* I will undercut above poster and am available for hire 80k an hour. ;) V16, max bags/bank and Kags.

    80k a hour!!!!!!!!!!!! You're mom better be sending me pics also for that price.

    Her mom?
    lol you might want to rethink that one.

    @missBizz best I can do is 50k an hour. I have popcorn, tho ;)

    yes Her mom. its funnier >_> I also used the correct "You're" no cred? gezz tough crowed
  • Iove
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    Sempars wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »
    Sempars wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Haha.

    I'm one of the butthurt ones, but thanks for getting me to smile and laugh instead! :D

    *Note* I will undercut above poster and am available for hire 80k an hour. ;) V16, max bags/bank and Kags.

    80k a hour!!!!!!!!!!!! You're mom better be sending me pics also for that price.

    Her mom?
    lol you might want to rethink that one.

    @missBizz best I can do is 50k an hour. I have popcorn, tho ;)

    yes Her mom. its funnier >_> I also used the correct "You're" no cred? gezz tough crowed

    No you didn't use the correct grammar actually. It should be your

    :)
  • Thorn416
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    vyrusb23 wrote: »
    Kevmeister wrote: »
    Ever felt lonely adventuring the glorious lands of Tamriel and beyond? Felt the need for a companion? Need someone to buff and heal you on the side when you've met with a ferocious world boss? Fret not, Zenimax is introducing you a new feature called Hireling.

    What is Hireling, you ask? It's basically a playable NPC that follows you around, providing you with mediocre assistance in your journey to rid Nirn of Oblivion's influence, or to haste it instead! Whatever your adventure, you can have these bemused Hirelings tag along to dish out subpar damage to your foes, or heal you when you're in a pinch (as long as you stay within a specific radius), and occasionally getting stuck midway from bolting to your enemies (this is an intended feature, fret not).

    How do I gain access to this, you might ask? Simple! Just have an in real life friend or a player that has abandoned all hope of life in gaming to don the class formerly known as Templar grouped with you, and lo and behold, you have yourself a new Hireling!

    Disclaimer: Feature will be made available when the Thieves Guild hits Live server.

    Real Disclaimer: This post was intended as parody, but contains extra sprinkle of salt, sarcasm and w(h)ine.

    Jesus. The butthurt is strong in these forums.

    People still saying "butthurt" in 2016? Damn
  • Iove
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    Thorn416 wrote: »
    vyrusb23 wrote: »
    Kevmeister wrote: »
    Ever felt lonely adventuring the glorious lands of Tamriel and beyond? Felt the need for a companion? Need someone to buff and heal you on the side when you've met with a ferocious world boss? Fret not, Zenimax is introducing you a new feature called Hireling.

    What is Hireling, you ask? It's basically a playable NPC that follows you around, providing you with mediocre assistance in your journey to rid Nirn of Oblivion's influence, or to haste it instead! Whatever your adventure, you can have these bemused Hirelings tag along to dish out subpar damage to your foes, or heal you when you're in a pinch (as long as you stay within a specific radius), and occasionally getting stuck midway from bolting to your enemies (this is an intended feature, fret not).

    How do I gain access to this, you might ask? Simple! Just have an in real life friend or a player that has abandoned all hope of life in gaming to don the class formerly known as Templar grouped with you, and lo and behold, you have yourself a new Hireling!

    Disclaimer: Feature will be made available when the Thieves Guild hits Live server.

    Real Disclaimer: This post was intended as parody, but contains extra sprinkle of salt, sarcasm and w(h)ine.

    Jesus. The butthurt is strong in these forums.

    People still saying "butthurt" in 2016? Damn

    Salty is the new butthurt.
  • Uneed2Stop
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    Iove wrote: »
    What a great idea! Now they can finally delete the Templar class!

    Just call me Lydia.

    I am sworn to carry your burdens!

    You forgot to say "Im sworn to carry your burdens....." In a melancholic depressing overworked way lmao
  • Necrelios
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    LFW
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