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mr1sho
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We can marry but can't do the deed we need a patch to add hookers and blackjack lol jk
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  • Uneed2Stop
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    Not jk. I am not jk.
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    Sex after mara rituals is a myth.
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    Well, there's a certain tavern in Ebonheart with some um . . . Interesting patrons.
    Sweetrolls for all!

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • Volkodav
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    As long as there is an equal bit for us Ladies. :}
  • mr1sho
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    So we all in agreement that they should add this lol
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  • Yolokin_Swagonborn
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    They wouldn't let me name my character "Pelvic Sorcery" as benign as that is, do you really think you are going to get blackjack and hookers?
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    Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »
    They wouldn't let me name my character "Pelvic Sorcery" as benign as that is, do you really think you are going to get blackjack and hookers?

    We gotta guy on NA named "treats objects like women"
  • Forestd16b14_ESO
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    Will there be Argonian maids?
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    Volkodav wrote: »
    As long as there is an equal bit for us Ladies. :}

    @Volkodav You have someone in the windhelm outlaws refuge that can service your goods. I heard the price is decent as well and he gets a lot of repeat costumers ;) .
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    Argonian Master Race

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

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  • mr1sho
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    Forestd16b14_ESO wrote: »
    Will there be Argonian maids?
    I would like to hire one for her services o:)

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  • Acrolas
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    My High Elf got married.
    Now he's just a really high elf.

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    signing off
  • Elsir
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    mr1sho wrote: »
    We can marry but can't do the deed we need a patch to add hookers and blackjack lol jk

    Misread the bold part for "horker"

    600px-SR-creature-Horker.jpg
    Anna (AKA: Elsir)
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  • Volkodav
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    RAGUNAnoOne wrote: »
    Volkodav wrote: »
    As long as there is an equal bit for us Ladies. :}

    @Volkodav You have someone in the windhelm outlaws refuge that can service your goods. I heard the price is decent as well and he gets a lot of repeat costumers ;) .

    Really? But Windhelm isnt in ESO,my dear. :}
    Edited by Volkodav on January 30, 2016 1:25PM
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    Volkodav wrote: »
    RAGUNAnoOne wrote: »
    Volkodav wrote: »
    As long as there is an equal bit for us Ladies. :}

    @Volkodav You have someone in the windhelm outlaws refuge that can service your goods. I heard the price is decent as well and he gets a lot of repeat costumers ;) .

    Really? But Windhelm isnt in ESO,my dear. :}

    It's the first city you go to in Eastmarch.
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

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  • Volkodav
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    Volkodav wrote: »
    RAGUNAnoOne wrote: »
    Volkodav wrote: »
    As long as there is an equal bit for us Ladies. :}

    @Volkodav You have someone in the windhelm outlaws refuge that can service your goods. I heard the price is decent as well and he gets a lot of repeat costumers ;) .

    Really? But Windhelm isnt in ESO,my dear. :}

    It's the first city you go to in Eastmarch.

    Ahh.I havent gotten to Eastmarch yet. For some reason. I have three vets,killed Molag Bal,but just havent made it to Eastmarch yet.Soon,.. :}
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    Volkodav wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »
    Volkodav wrote: »
    RAGUNAnoOne wrote: »
    Volkodav wrote: »
    As long as there is an equal bit for us Ladies. :}

    @Volkodav You have someone in the windhelm outlaws refuge that can service your goods. I heard the price is decent as well and he gets a lot of repeat costumers ;) .

    Really? But Windhelm isnt in ESO,my dear. :}

    It's the first city you go to in Eastmarch.

    Ahh.I havent gotten to Eastmarch yet. For some reason. I have three vets,killed Molag Bal,but just havent made it to Eastmarch yet.Soon,.. :}

    Well, now you Really have something to look forward to ;) Make sure and stop by that Outlaw Refuge!
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

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  • Volkodav
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    Volkodav wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »
    Volkodav wrote: »
    RAGUNAnoOne wrote: »
    Volkodav wrote: »
    As long as there is an equal bit for us Ladies. :}

    @Volkodav You have someone in the windhelm outlaws refuge that can service your goods. I heard the price is decent as well and he gets a lot of repeat costumers ;) .

    Really? But Windhelm isnt in ESO,my dear. :}

    It's the first city you go to in Eastmarch.

    Ahh.I havent gotten to Eastmarch yet. For some reason. I have three vets,killed Molag Bal,but just havent made it to Eastmarch yet.Soon,.. :}

    Well, now you Really have something to look forward to ;) Make sure and stop by that Outlaw Refuge!

    I do plan that.For curiosity if nothing more. XD
  • Iove
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    Well, it is an 18+ game. Can we at least get kinky maid costumes for the ladies and gents to have some fun xD
  • Browiseth
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    Oh dear.
    at least make it more tasteful than these forumgoers zos
    skingrad when zoscharacters:
    • EP - M - Strikes-with-Arcane - Argonian Stamina Sorc - lvl 50 - The Flawless Conqueror/Spirit Slayer
    • EP - F - Melina Elinia - Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Sinnia Lavellan - Altmer Warden Healer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Follows-the-Arcane - Argonian Healer Sorcerer- lvl 50
    • EP - F - Ashes-of-Arcane - Argonian Magicka Necromancer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Bolgrog the Sinh - Orc Stamina Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Moonlight Maiden - Altmer Magicka Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Maxine Cauline - Breton Magicka Nightblade - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Garrus Loridius - Imperial Stamina Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Jennifer Loridius - Imperial Necromancer tank - lvl 50
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  • Iove
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    Browiseth wrote: »
    Oh dear.
    at least make it more tasteful than these forumgoers zos
    Oh look, someone without a sense of humour.
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    nicab16_ESO wrote: »
    Browiseth wrote: »
    Oh dear.
    at least make it more tasteful than these forumgoers zos
    Oh look, someone without a sense of humour.

    I do have a sense of humour sorry
    I just don't find things that aren't funny funny
    skingrad when zoscharacters:
    • EP - M - Strikes-with-Arcane - Argonian Stamina Sorc - lvl 50 - The Flawless Conqueror/Spirit Slayer
    • EP - F - Melina Elinia - Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Sinnia Lavellan - Altmer Warden Healer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Follows-the-Arcane - Argonian Healer Sorcerer- lvl 50
    • EP - F - Ashes-of-Arcane - Argonian Magicka Necromancer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Bolgrog the Sinh - Orc Stamina Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Moonlight Maiden - Altmer Magicka Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Maxine Cauline - Breton Magicka Nightblade - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Garrus Loridius - Imperial Stamina Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Jennifer Loridius - Imperial Necromancer tank - lvl 50
    PC/NA but live in EU 150+ ping lyfe
  • Iove
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    Browiseth wrote: »
    nicab16_ESO wrote: »
    Browiseth wrote: »
    Oh dear.
    at least make it more tasteful than these forumgoers zos
    Oh look, someone without a sense of humour.

    I do have a sense of humour sorry
    I just don't find things that aren't funny funny

    Sucks to be you.

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