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  • ProfessorKittyhawk
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    Gods, what was I thinking? This is a job for NORDS.

    Just checking, doing my duty.- For the longest time I had no idea what the Dunmer guards were saying when they said that one. They said it so fast, sounded like they were speaking a foreign language.
  • Spacefiddle
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    ListerJMC wrote: »
    "Did you hear? Some stranger saved King Casimir's life!"

    I'll admit, every time I hear that "Did you hear?" I run away from the area as fast as I can screaming I DON'T WANT YOUR *%^$?!! BEER!
  • ListerJMC
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    ListerJMC wrote: »
    "Did you hear? Some stranger saved King Casimir's life!"

    I'll admit, every time I hear that "Did you hear?" I run away from the area as fast as I can screaming I DON'T WANT YOUR *%^$?!! BEER!

    Haha same, I get to that line and leave the area before they offer to buy the drink! Drives me nuts.
    PC NA & EU || Mammoth Guilds - Victory or Valhalla || Altmer sorcerer main
    "Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."
  • Sinbaar
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    Mitgründer der Allianz Bosriel!
    <<<Herolde des Friedens Kriegsherr>>>
    <<<RONIN>>>
  • chaserstorm16909
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    And exactly what am I supposed to do with a cart full of goods and no-one to buy them? I don't know what do you normally do with them?
  • Recremen
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    You look all right I guess.
    Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
    Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster
  • chaserstorm16909
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    You're not looking at me, are you?
  • Spacefiddle
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    One bright day in the middle of the night,
    Two dead kings got up to fight,
    Back to back, they faced each other,
    Drew their bows, and staaaAAAAAAaaaabed themsellllllves!

    That's not actually spammed anywhere in the game, but if I knew how by Akatosh I'd replace all the other NPC chatter in the game with it.
  • MrDerrikk
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    I really wish they could give npc's more dynamic dialogue as they go about their sad little lives. That and fix that annoying guy in Ebonheart for whom this topic is referencing in the title.

    I guess they could do an Oblivion and talk about Mudcrabs all day...
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  • Thevampirenight
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    I think they messed with something inside the city and it made it start doing that, because months ago it was not doing that.
    PC NA
    Please add Fangs to Vampires.
  • Aimora
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    Never lender or a borrower be ....
    Aimora Gilidhren - 50 Hybrid Sorcerer
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    Sha'Mash 50 - Nightblade - Former Empress
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    Seliene Harbingerin 50 - DK in training
    Aims For Equanimity 10 - Magicka DK


    Circle of the Phoenix - Guild Mistress
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    Auridon Trading Company - Joint GM


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  • ListerJMC
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    MrDerrikk wrote: »
    I really wish they could give npc's more dynamic dialogue as they go about their sad little lives. That and fix that annoying guy in Ebonheart for whom this topic is referencing in the title.

    I guess they could do an Oblivion and talk about Mudcrabs all day...

    Radiant NPC conversations in Oblivion were insane, I'm not sure if they'd be good in ESO! I'd hear many conversations along the lines of:

    "Hello! How are you today?"

    "Well, thank you."

    "Any news from the other provinces?"

    "I heard Imperial goods aren't allowed in the Summerset Isles."

    "EXCUSE ME?!"

    "HOW DARE YOU!"

    "STOP TALKING TO ME."

    "I'LL BASH YOUR FACE IN WITH AN AXE YOU'RE SO UGLY!"

    "Alright, talk to you again later."

    "Yeah, good seeing you."

    "Goodbye, my friend."
    Edited by ListerJMC on January 27, 2016 7:25AM
    PC NA & EU || Mammoth Guilds - Victory or Valhalla || Altmer sorcerer main
    "Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."
  • Ghanima_Atreides
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    "Such lovely plants...wouldn't want to harm them." :|
    [The Beauty of Tamriel] My collection of ESO screenshots

    Show me a completely smooth operation and I'll show you someone who's covering mistakes. Real boats rock.
  • Kryank
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    you think i am being smart?

    how would you know?
    Edited by Kryank on January 27, 2016 7:54AM
    'I am not entering into a battle of wits with a man who is clearly unarmed'
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  • Czeri
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    "Ranser! You madman! It's time to finish this!"

    Anyone remember that one being all over the place? :smile:
  • riverdragon72
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    "I'm going to lose my shirt here!" :|

    I hate that woman with a passion
    Meh...**** it..
  • KhajiitiLizard
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    "Cry me a river. Maybe then you could float out of Craglorn" that and the whole lob of the heads of the in worthy conversation.
  • KhajiitiLizard
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    *unworthy
  • Eyecon74
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    Come again when you can't stay too long
  • NovaMarx
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    Kevmeister wrote: »
    But, the tree is so large.
    The Wood Elf known as Finagrin has been found guilty of the following crimes:

    Finedrin*

    Yes, I've heard it more times than I could remember and I actually know the entire thing by hard.

    *By heart

    :tongue:
    "Feet are for walking. Hands are for hitting. Or shaking. Or waving. Sometimes for clapping."
    - M'aiq the Liar
  • BreacaT
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    "When it comes to smuggler's tunnels, I think there's a thing or two I can teach you." - love it!
    Remember red = dead and a dead dd deals no dps.
  • Xendyn
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    Czeri wrote: »
    "Ranser! You madman! It's time to finish this!"

    Anyone remember that one being all over the place? :smile:

    Yes and also

    "You interfere with matters that don't concern you! The deal was sealed long ago. The Baelborn child is mine!"
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • riverdragon72
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    Thank the...thank the heavens your here..Thank the...thank the heavens your here..Thank the...thank the heavens your here..Thank the...thank the heavens your here..Thank the...thank the heavens your here..Thank the...thank the heavens your here..I could really use some help...help...help.
    Meh...**** it..
  • Brrrofski
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    HALT!!!! I WAS SENT FOR YOU!
  • YeOldeGamer
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    No cheating! Actually, go ahead and cheat!
  • Volkodav
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    "Watch your step,Ground walker"
  • Samphaa
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    "I'M AN UNCLE, AN UNCLE"

    "What's the lucky tots name?"

    "I can't pronounce argonian names, I'll just have to settle for calling him junior"
  • Valrien
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    "It's here!"
    Valrien Dravic -- Level 50 Dunmeri Sorcerer (EP)
    Garahel Dravic -- Level 50 Bosmeri Nightblade (EP)
    Tamriel Unlimited was a mistake. One Tamriel was a bigger mistake
  • Molag_Crow
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    Samphaa wrote: »
    "I'M AN UNCLE, AN UNCLE"

    "What's the lucky tots name?"

    "I can't pronounce argonian names, I'll just have to settle for calling him junior"

    That one is hilarious, that's why I love Shadowfen, Stormhold.

    And the 2 Peasants by the wayshrine are even more entertaining... :lol:
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    Be your true, authentic self.

  • Mettaricana
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    You look like I need another drink
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