What npc would you like to kill?

TayDibiase · January 2016

My 1st option would be vanus galerion with abnur tharn running a close 2nd

Autolycus · January 2016

Haha I love Abnur... that dude cracks me up.

Honestly, probably Lyris. That's why

I sacrificed her to Akatosh to empower the Amulet of Kings

Reverb · January 2016

Ibrula. I want her to die in increasingly disturbing ways.

Ruben · January 2016

The ones that follow you around Craglorn when you're just trying to kill stuff.

At least I don't go there anymore!

Florial · January 2016

Lady Clarisse Laurent. Then I would convince poor Stibbons to seek out some female companionship (not daedras who seem to love the fellow), have a beer or two, and rejoice that he isn't in the employment of Clarisse! Each time I do an errand for her, I wish I could lock her in a tomb---forever.

Asherons_Call · January 2016

Florial wrote: »

Lady Clarisse Laurent. Then I would convince poor Stibbons to seek out some female companionship (not daedras who seem to love the fellow), have a beer or two, and rejoice that he isn't in the employment of Clarisse! Each time I do an errand for her, I wish I could lock her in a tomb---forever.

Yep this is also my choice. Uppity entitled beeotch

CavalierPrime · January 2016

The lady merchant in Belkarth who complains 24/7 about not being able to sell her goods to the Rhani Za School.

DRXHarbinger · January 2016

Ruben wrote: »

The ones that follow you around Craglorn when you're just trying to kill stuff.

At least I don't go there anymore!

Innit. "Praise the devines" then vanishes again and repeats. Always when I'm trying to farm by spellscar. Needs shanking with an ambush + killers blade combo.

jjdane · January 2016

Sai. No contest. Useless in a fight, crap dialogue. And the voice really grates for some reason.

CaptainObvious · January 2016

DRXHarbinger wrote: »

Ruben wrote: »

The ones that follow you around Craglorn when you're just trying to kill stuff.

At least I don't go there anymore!

Innit. "Praise the devines" then vanishes again and repeats. Always when I'm trying to farm by spellscar. Needs shanking with an ambush + killers blade combo.

Remember there are 2 of them. Sara Benele in Spell Scar and one near Hermaus Mora's shrine.

Spacemonkey · January 2016

All the MQ characters with the exception of Abnur Tharn and Caldwell. Dunno why, Abnur always came off as the only one with a brain out of all of them. (including Mannimarco and the Daedric Princes)

Also the EP leaders. That nord is so incompetent its infuriating. And the dunmer which are supposed to be super independent and anti-foreigner act like complete lackeys. At least you can already kill Amalexia if you go back a couple of titles.

CaptainObvious · January 2016

Florial wrote: »

Lady Clarisse Laurent. Then I would convince poor Stibbons to seek out some female companionship (not daedras who seem to love the fellow), have a beer or two, and rejoice that he isn't in the employment of Clarisse! Each time I do an errand for her, I wish I could lock her in a tomb---forever.

Now that Narsis Dren has appeared, just wait for the Narsis and Clarisse combo quest.

dodgehopper_ESO · January 2016

Nicolene needs to die so badly. I find her obnoxiously annoying in her cuteness, particularly in light of her evil. Her and her captain both need to get tossed into the drink with bloody chum and swirling sharks. I don't want to give away any plot points but really don't like these two characters. It doesn't help that you have to listen to her smug, sniveling, whiny complaints many zones onward. Yes, these two npc's should walk the plank or be hanged by the neck until dead or keelhauled. I"m not sure which, certainly one of these options is appropriate. Just having to hear that repulsive giggle every time I run a character through Stros M'Kai or Betnikh makes me want to fly into Orcish rage.

wayfarerx · January 2016

"Beeeelieeeeve what you like..."

I would paint Elden Root red with this guy's blood, then move on to the lady he's talking to.

Then I would do it again, every day. It would become part of my hireling mail / writ rotation.

dodgehopper_ESO · January 2016

wayfarerx wrote: »

"Beeeelieeeeve what you like..."

I would paint Elden Root red with this guy's blood, then move on to the lady he's talking to.

Then I would do it again, every day. It would become part of my hireling mail / writ rotation.

I always feel sorry for that poor Khajiit. The snotty altmer on the other hand... she is odious.

Aeladiir · January 2016

The Overseer.

Autolycus · January 2016

CavalierPrime wrote: »

The lady merchant in Belkarth who complains 24/7 about not being able to sell her goods to the Rhani Za School.

I'm going to lose my shirt here

ontheleftcoast · January 2016

dodgehopper_ESO wrote: »

Nicolene needs to die so badly. I find her obnoxiously annoying in her cuteness, particularly in light of her evil. Her and her captain both need to get tossed into the drink with bloody chum and swirling sharks. I don't want to give away any plot points but really don't like these two characters. It doesn't help that you have to listen to her smug, sniveling, whiny complaints many zones onward. Yes, these two npc's should walk the plank or be hanged by the neck until dead or keelhauled. I"m not sure which, certainly one of these options is appropriate. Just having to hear that repulsive giggle every time I run a character through Stros M'Kai or Betnikh makes me want to fly into Orcish rage.

DC has several NPC that must've graduated with honors from the "Captain Kirk School of Over-Enunciating". Nicolene is probably the worst female but there are several male actors that are like nails on chalkboards for me. That mage in Betnikh who tells us "The cultists must've used A WELKYND STONE to seal the doors". Or how about Count Ravenwatch (??) that vampire in Rivenspire that you have to deal with has the same problem. "It'll only take me a second to close this portal!" He also has the very annoying problem of slowly walking somewhere before you can talk to him. Dude, seriously, it took me less time to kill 3 mob spawns then it took you to talk about closing the damn thing. STFU and close the portal! And why does every male Alik'r have to sound like he's reading Shakespeare when he talks? OMG, lose the dramatic emphasis on every other word already!

NateAssassin · January 2016

Id kill them all except Queen Ayrenne because shes mine waifu

Enemy-of-Coldharbour · January 2016

All the guards that constantly insult you.

AngryNord · January 2016

That Argonian in Belkarth offering his jewelry for passage out of Craglorn

Miszou · January 2016

Any Khajit that talks too slowly.

starkerealm · January 2016

jjdane wrote: »

Sai. No contest. Useless in a fight, crap dialogue. And the voice really grates for some reason.

How can you hate the guy, when asked if his beard is a risk in combat replies, "the Redguard have a saying, 'a fool and his fingers will soon be parted.'"

Aimora · January 2016

Abnur Tharn all the way - was so disappointed it was never an option!

Moonshadow66 · January 2016

TayDibiase wrote: »

My 1st option would be vanus galerion with abnur tharn running a close 2nd

Seems I'm not alone there^^

Moonshadow66 · January 2016

Miszou wrote: »

Any Khajit that talks too slowly.

Like Aelif?

It's really pretty slow (the narrator also speaks some other Khajiits), but I love the accent, though^^

TayDibiase · January 2016

Moonshadow66 wrote: »

TayDibiase wrote: »

My 1st option would be vanus galerion with abnur tharn running a close 2nd

Seems I'm not alone there^^

Every time vanus says protect him while he casts a glorious op spell I just want to leave him crumpled on the floor or just walk way and tell him to save the day with his greatness lol

dem0n1k · January 2016

CavalierPrime wrote: »

The lady merchant in Belkarth who complains 24/7 about not being able to sell her goods to the Rhani Za School.

So much this. She makes any pause at the Balkarth wayshrine unbearable... & you know.. Belkarth wayshrine... good place to strut around in new duds!

Jakhajay · January 2016

This bi- ...wench... needs to die in a fire!

Robo_Hobo · January 2016

Jakhajay wrote: »

This bi- ...wench... needs to die in a fire!

Lol, I actually was actually just looking through my pictures a few minutes ago and had a picture of her.

kurioskurion · January 2016

wayfarerx wrote: »

"Beeeelieeeeve what you like..."

I would paint Elden Root red with this guy's blood, then move on to the lady he's talking to.

Then I would do it again, every day. It would become part of my hireling mail / writ rotation.

OMG this.