Guild Name: No You Can't Join
Faction: Daggerfall Covenant (DC)(PC NA)
Website: no. Let's be honest, no one ever goes there any way
Teamspeak: yes but not required
Timezone: I'm GMT+10 (Brisbane, Queensland, Australia) but all are welcome

Guild Focus:
We are focused on running Dungeons, with weekend events consisting of sky shard gathering and dark anchor smashing. Also we'll go for various dungeon achievements on the weekends.

*Dungeons/PvE:
We're looking for people that enjoy running dungeons. Want the many achievements for all dungeons (speed, killer, etc)? We want to help you get them! Want to do the Undaunted Daily quests on all of your toons? We want to help you do them!

*Dark Anchors:
Want to smash all of the dark anchors in Tameriel? We'll help! Want to slay all of Molag Bal's Generals at those anchors? We want to help!

*Sky Shards:
Want free skill points? Three sky shards gives you a Skill Point. Plus the achievement for getting the shards. Weekend events where we blitz a Zone and grab all of the shards, giving you 5 extra Skill Points for about 30-45 minutes of your time.

Is this a Trading Guild?:
No. There are many of those and they will give you want you want.

Is this an Elitist guild?:
No. While all of my toons are DC, toons of all Factions are welcome. Especially since the LFG tool is meant to include all Factions starting with Orsinium. Since the focus of the Guild is running dungeons, it would be expected that you either KNOW your class or want to LEARN your class. Both are welcome, as are toons of all levels.

Guild Perks:
I have a maxed level Vampire and Werewolf and happy to share the curse.
I also have a maxed Master Crafter that knows ALL motifs with ALL traits (9/9).
I'm happy to craft gear for Guildies for free (you provide the mats).

Guild History:
The guild was founded on Day 1 of the 5 Day Early Access. We had a lot of members but a lot of them stopped playing.
NOTE: This Guild is re-building. We have low membership numbers but are actively recruiting and we want you.
I've kept the guild because I have hopes of reviving it with like-minded people that enjoy running dungeons. The LFG (Looking For Group) tool is broken (with promises of fixes in the Orsinium DLC). Even if they fix it, it's more fun to hop on Team Speak and enter a dungeon with Guildies.
Want to hunt for chests while in a dungeon? No problem! Why wouldn't you!? Half the loot in dungeons are in chests and heavy sacks. We'll stop and grab every chest we see. It's free gold and loot.

About Me:
I've played a number of MMOs (World of Warcraft, Star Wars:The Old Republic, Lord of the Rings Online). I'm older, mature-but-fun. I enjoy helping new players get their heads around ESO, and enjoy helping seasoned players get the most out of their ESO experience. I've waited YEARS for this game and have played in all of the Betas and was in the 5-Day Early Access. I remember the invasion of bots in the early days, disappearing nodes, and zone chat being flooded by gold sellers. I remember when Guild Banks would automatically stack the items! In other words, I have a lot of experience with MMOs and have been active in ESO since Day 1 (well, Day -5).

I (@Sandmanninja) am the Guild Leader and am on frequently. I have a DK Tank and a Templar Healer and will tank/heal any group that wants to run. It would be expected that other members would raise their hand and help fill out a group as well.

Active Times:
Mon-Thur 4pm-7pm. Friday 4pm-late (11pm?). Sat/Sun off and on all day.
(Times are GMT+10 Brisbane, Queensland, Australia)

If any of this interests you, please send me ingame mail to @Sandmanninja, or send me a whisper or friend invite.

Thanks for taking the time to read this. Hope to run with you in-game.