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Aaand the winners of PVP are..

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AD for both 30 day campaigns.. In my opinion 30 day campaigns are all that matter. Every day reds and blues "purple" AD. Every day we tear both factions a new one. Keep it up little boys, because I need the AP :)
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4th AD to reach Alliance Rank 45: Grand Warlord
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  • Psilent
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    darock55 wrote: »
    AD for both 30 day campaigns.. In my opinion 30 day campaigns are all that matter. Every day reds and blues "purple" AD. Every day we tear both factions a new one. Keep it up little boys, because I need the AP :)

    What end of campaign rewards did you receive?
  • Sallington
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    Can someone remind me what the point of winning a campaign is?
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  • Publius_Scipio
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    Happy New Year punk. I wouldn't bet on your diapers being dry for too much longer though. There is a man in the ESO community, a man who would never send the whispers you do to people. A man who is the polar opposite of you. A man who would walk into Quake Con or E3 and receive handshakes from all. You walk into Quake Con or E3, while you are playing in the pvp tournament, and I (or most anyone else) upon hearing your Mickey Mouse voice screaming and cursing, would get up and send you flying so far back off of the keyboard that you would have to jog back. And we all know you never jog.

    So who is this "man" I speak of? Well his name is STEVE and he is the leader of Vehemence on the DAGGERFALL COVENANT! And Steve made a personal promise to me that after the holidays, in 2016, VE will be back in full force. Combine that with working together with Chuck Norris Guild does not spell good time for you Mr. General. No wrecking blow you can muster will save you then. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, Steve is so honorable that if a person like you were to see him in person, all that you would see is a ball of blinding pure white light.

    You call yourself The Rock. Well STEVE is Stone Cold STEVE Austin! And General SADDENvog, when you're done making Mojican his favorite breakfast (as you do every morning), when you're done collecting all the Crown magic the gathering cards, and when you are done polishing your Moon Die action figures...... Your beeper will ring, you will look down, and you will see that it says 3:16!!!!!!!

    https://youtu.be/oBMOcu8p_xs
    Edited by Publius_Scipio on December 29, 2015 7:02PM
  • Erynyes
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    can someone plz post more srenvog rage tell ***, it's all that matter
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  • Fruitdog
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    Happy New Year punk. I wouldn't bet on your diapers being dry for too much longer though. There is a man in the ESO community, a man who would never send the whispers you do to people. A man who is the polar opposite of you. A man who would walk into Quake Con or E3 and receive handshakes from all. You walk into Quake Con or E3, while you are playing in the pvp tournament, and I (or most anyone else) upon hearing your Mickey Mouse voice screaming and cursing, would get up and send you flying so far back off of the keyboard that you would have to jog back. And we all know you never jog.

    So who is this "man" I speak of? Well his name is STEVE and he is the leader of Vehemence on the DAGGERFALL COVENANT! And Steve made a personal promise to me that after the holidays, in 2016, VE will be back in full force. Combine that with working together with Chuck Norris Guild does not spell good time for you Mr. General. No wrecking blow you can muster will save you then. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, Steve is so honorable that if a person like you were to see him in person, all that you would see is a ball of blinding pure white light.

    You call yourself The Rock. Well STEVE is Stone Cold STEVE Austin! And General SADDENvog, when you're done making Mojican his favorite breakfast (as you do every morning), when you're done collecting all the Crown magic the gathering cards, and when you are done polishing your Moon Die action figures...... Your beeper will ring, you will look down, and you will see that it says 3:16!!!!!!!

    https://youtu.be/oBMOcu8p_xs

    oh dear
  • Yolokin_Swagonborn
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    Why is it that AD is the faction that always needs the most attention? Every since the early days where Alacrity would get bored of PvDooring Hopesfire and would hop to the busiest campaign just to take Bleakers and farm noobs.

    The official motto of AD should be "Notice me Sempai"
    Edited by Yolokin_Swagonborn on December 29, 2015 7:09PM
  • DezIsDead
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    Happy New Year punk. I wouldn't bet on your diapers being dry for too much longer though. There is a man in the ESO community, a man who would never send the whispers you do to people. A man who is the polar opposite of you. A man who would walk into Quake Con or E3 and receive handshakes from all. You walk into Quake Con or E3, while you are playing in the pvp tournament, and I (or most anyone else) upon hearing your Mickey Mouse voice screaming and cursing, would get up and send you flying so far back off of the keyboard that you would have to jog back. And we all know you never jog.

    So who is this "man" I speak of? Well his name is STEVE and he is the leader of Vehemence on the DAGGERFALL COVENANT! And Steve made a personal promise to me that after the holidays, in 2016, VE will be back in full force. Combine that with working together with Chuck Norris Guild does not spell good time for you Mr. General. No wrecking blow you can muster will save you then. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, Steve is so honorable that if a person like you were to see him in person, all that you would see is a ball of blinding pure white light.

    You call yourself The Rock. Well STEVE is Stone Cold STEVE Austin! And General SADDENvog, when you're done making Mojican his favorite breakfast (as you do every morning), when you're done collecting all the Crown magic the gathering cards, and when you are done polishing your Moon Die action figures...... Your beeper will ring, you will look down, and you will see that it says 3:16!!!!!!!

    https://youtu.be/oBMOcu8p_xs

    +1 lol i love it. dare i say im becoming a publius fanboi :o

    edited because zos saves halfway typed comments and then your forget to delete it click quote and the crappy half message is still there....
    Edited by DezIsDead on December 29, 2015 7:48PM
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  • riverdragon72
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    Sallington wrote: »
    Can someone remind me what the point of winning a campaign is?

    So you can watch the forums for e-peening just like above. I went 30 days on TF and helped the last week in AZ. I won't miss it. Sucks that I have to participate to finish leveling some skills.

    1. There is no love for people like me who stay around home keeps chasing off lone attackers and repairing walls. I wasted more AP than I made on repair kits for nothing, save for the occasional snarky smart ass comments when help was needed. I'll just leave walls and doors half wrecked next time so ep/dc have an easier time.
    2. The stun lock is f*****g b******t. Looking at you @wroebel @wheeler
    3. NB is the biggest obnoxious *** class ever.
    Meh...**** it..
  • Astien
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    Happy New Year punk. I wouldn't bet on your diapers being dry for too much longer though. There is a man in the ESO community, a man who would never send the whispers you do to people. A man who is the polar opposite of you. A man who would walk into Quake Con or E3 and receive handshakes from all. You walk into Quake Con or E3, while you are playing in the pvp tournament, and I (or most anyone else) upon hearing your Mickey Mouse voice screaming and cursing, would get up and send you flying so far back off of the keyboard that you would have to jog back. And we all know you never jog.

    So who is this "man" I speak of? Well his name is STEVE and he is the leader of Vehemence on the DAGGERFALL COVENANT! And Steve made a personal promise to me that after the holidays, in 2016, VE will be back in full force. Combine that with working together with Chuck Norris Guild does not spell good time for you Mr. General. No wrecking blow you can muster will save you then. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, Steve is so honorable that if a person like you were to see him in person, all that you would see is a ball of blinding pure white light.

    You call yourself The Rock. Well STEVE is Stone Cold STEVE Austin! And General SADDENvog, when you're done making Mojican his favorite breakfast (as you do every morning), when you're done collecting all the Crown magic the gathering cards, and when you are done polishing your Moon Die action figures...... Your beeper will ring, you will look down, and you will see that it says 3:16!!!!!!!

    https://youtu.be/oBMOcu8p_xs

    #publius2016
  • Zheg
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    Actually publius, bulb leads VE and is our main raid lead. Steve covers when bulb can't, or we need a much deserved well bonus and/or dtick, and I'll cover if neither of them can lead. Steve is just a super likeable and diplomatic fellow so it's easier to let him do his thing and win the hearts and minds of DC.

    We are indeed back to main raiding this weekend though, and Dear Leader will be done with his crazy work schedule. VE will be returning to well bonus celibacy and leave more for the rest of DC. Im looking forward to one more solid campaign before pvp turns into siege wars with the next patch.

    But yes, to echo what people have already said, who cares about winning the campaign any more? Rewards are dumb, and with the amount of night capping that goes on, any hard fought wins during primetime (which IMO is all that should matter) go right out the window anyway. What the map looks like during primetime is how I gauge alliance success, and I know a lot of us on our end are eager to get back into the fray with a VE raid again.

    Everything else aside, I'm very glad to see AD back in the pvp game. There were a few months when it looked like you had poor turnout and low numbers of organized pvp guilds; it's awesome to have more people to fight now.
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    Sarenvog's views are his own and don't represent AD in any way shape or form.

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    Azuras & Trueflame. Mostly PvP, No alts.

    Semi-retired till the lag is fixed.

    Love the Packers, Bourbon, and ESO...one of those will eventually kill me.
  • Minno
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    Zheg wrote: »
    Actually publius, bulb leads VE and is our main raid lead. Steve covers when bulb can't, or we need a much deserved well bonus and/or dtick, and I'll cover if neither of them can lead. Steve is just a super likeable and diplomatic fellow so it's easier to let him do his thing and win the hearts and minds of DC.

    We are indeed back to main raiding this weekend though, and Dear Leader will be done with his crazy work schedule. VE will be returning to well bonus celibacy and leave more for the rest of DC. Im looking forward to one more solid campaign before pvp turns into siege wars with the next patch.

    But yes, to echo what people have already said, who cares about winning the campaign any more? Rewards are dumb, and with the amount of night capping that goes on, any hard fought wins during primetime (which IMO is all that should matter) go right out the window anyway. What the map looks like during primetime is how I gauge alliance success, and I know a lot of us on our end are eager to get back into the fray with a VE raid again.

    Everything else aside, I'm very glad to see AD back in the pvp game. There were a few months when it looked like you had poor turnout and low numbers of organized pvp guilds; it's awesome to have more people to fight now.

    If AD is back in full on Azura/Trueflame, I might have to switch my main campaign to help DC out.
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  • Minno
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    Happy New Year punk. I wouldn't bet on your diapers being dry for too much longer though. There is a man in the ESO community, a man who would never send the whispers you do to people. A man who is the polar opposite of you. A man who would walk into Quake Con or E3 and receive handshakes from all. You walk into Quake Con or E3, while you are playing in the pvp tournament, and I (or most anyone else) upon hearing your Mickey Mouse voice screaming and cursing, would get up and send you flying so far back off of the keyboard that you would have to jog back. And we all know you never jog.

    So who is this "man" I speak of? Well his name is STEVE and he is the leader of Vehemence on the DAGGERFALL COVENANT! And Steve made a personal promise to me that after the holidays, in 2016, VE will be back in full force. Combine that with working together with Chuck Norris Guild does not spell good time for you Mr. General. No wrecking blow you can muster will save you then. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, Steve is so honorable that if a person like you were to see him in person, all that you would see is a ball of blinding pure white light.

    You call yourself The Rock. Well STEVE is Stone Cold STEVE Austin! And General SADDENvog, when you're done making Mojican his favorite breakfast (as you do every morning), when you're done collecting all the Crown magic the gathering cards, and when you are done polishing your Moon Die action figures...... Your beeper will ring, you will look down, and you will see that it says 3:16!!!!!!!

    https://youtu.be/oBMOcu8p_xs

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  • riverdragon72
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    Minno wrote: »

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    Edited by riverdragon72 on December 29, 2015 8:11PM
    Meh...**** it..
  • Telel
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    Telel shall translate this entire thread into a TLDR summary.

    Guy 1:"Hahah we's bestest"

    Guy 2:"LOL no, we're gonna pack zergs on zergs and idolize muscly man pictures so we's bestest"

    Guy Ritchie: "Telel thinks this is silly. Here's a funny summary."

    You need not read any posts after this one now.

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    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

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  • Minno
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    Minno wrote: »

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  • Manoekin
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    Minno wrote: »
    Happy New Year punk. I wouldn't bet on your diapers being dry for too much longer though. There is a man in the ESO community, a man who would never send the whispers you do to people. A man who is the polar opposite of you. A man who would walk into Quake Con or E3 and receive handshakes from all. You walk into Quake Con or E3, while you are playing in the pvp tournament, and I (or most anyone else) upon hearing your Mickey Mouse voice screaming and cursing, would get up and send you flying so far back off of the keyboard that you would have to jog back. And we all know you never jog.

    So who is this "man" I speak of? Well his name is STEVE and he is the leader of Vehemence on the DAGGERFALL COVENANT! And Steve made a personal promise to me that after the holidays, in 2016, VE will be back in full force. Combine that with working together with Chuck Norris Guild does not spell good time for you Mr. General. No wrecking blow you can muster will save you then. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, Steve is so honorable that if a person like you were to see him in person, all that you would see is a ball of blinding pure white light.

    You call yourself The Rock. Well STEVE is Stone Cold STEVE Austin! And General SADDENvog, when you're done making Mojican his favorite breakfast (as you do every morning), when you're done collecting all the Crown magic the gathering cards, and when you are done polishing your Moon Die action figures...... Your beeper will ring, you will look down, and you will see that it says 3:16!!!!!!!

    https://youtu.be/oBMOcu8p_xs

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    Why is Santa Claus sitting front row at a WWF event.
  • Minno
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    Manoekin wrote: »
    Minno wrote: »
    Happy New Year punk. I wouldn't bet on your diapers being dry for too much longer though. There is a man in the ESO community, a man who would never send the whispers you do to people. A man who is the polar opposite of you. A man who would walk into Quake Con or E3 and receive handshakes from all. You walk into Quake Con or E3, while you are playing in the pvp tournament, and I (or most anyone else) upon hearing your Mickey Mouse voice screaming and cursing, would get up and send you flying so far back off of the keyboard that you would have to jog back. And we all know you never jog.

    So who is this "man" I speak of? Well his name is STEVE and he is the leader of Vehemence on the DAGGERFALL COVENANT! And Steve made a personal promise to me that after the holidays, in 2016, VE will be back in full force. Combine that with working together with Chuck Norris Guild does not spell good time for you Mr. General. No wrecking blow you can muster will save you then. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, Steve is so honorable that if a person like you were to see him in person, all that you would see is a ball of blinding pure white light.

    You call yourself The Rock. Well STEVE is Stone Cold STEVE Austin! And General SADDENvog, when you're done making Mojican his favorite breakfast (as you do every morning), when you're done collecting all the Crown magic the gathering cards, and when you are done polishing your Moon Die action figures...... Your beeper will ring, you will look down, and you will see that it says 3:16!!!!!!!

    https://youtu.be/oBMOcu8p_xs

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    Why is Santa Claus sitting front row at a WWF event.

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  • Minno
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    Telel wrote: »
    Telel shall translate this entire thread into a TLDR summary.

    Guy 1:"Hahah we's bestest"

    Guy 2:"LOL no, we're gonna pack zergs on zergs and idolize muscly man pictures so we's bestest"

    Guy Ritchie: "Telel thinks this is silly. Here's a funny summary."

    You need not read any posts after this one now.

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    - Filthy Casual
  • Lava_Croft
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    Winning campaigns is from a time when people were fooled into thinking ZOS wanted any kind of meaningful competitive AvAvA.
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  • Poxheart
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    Manoekin wrote: »
    Minno wrote: »
    Happy New Year punk. I wouldn't bet on your diapers being dry for too much longer though. There is a man in the ESO community, a man who would never send the whispers you do to people. A man who is the polar opposite of you. A man who would walk into Quake Con or E3 and receive handshakes from all. You walk into Quake Con or E3, while you are playing in the pvp tournament, and I (or most anyone else) upon hearing your Mickey Mouse voice screaming and cursing, would get up and send you flying so far back off of the keyboard that you would have to jog back. And we all know you never jog.

    So who is this "man" I speak of? Well his name is STEVE and he is the leader of Vehemence on the DAGGERFALL COVENANT! And Steve made a personal promise to me that after the holidays, in 2016, VE will be back in full force. Combine that with working together with Chuck Norris Guild does not spell good time for you Mr. General. No wrecking blow you can muster will save you then. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, Steve is so honorable that if a person like you were to see him in person, all that you would see is a ball of blinding pure white light.

    You call yourself The Rock. Well STEVE is Stone Cold STEVE Austin! And General SADDENvog, when you're done making Mojican his favorite breakfast (as you do every morning), when you're done collecting all the Crown magic the gathering cards, and when you are done polishing your Moon Die action figures...... Your beeper will ring, you will look down, and you will see that it says 3:16!!!!!!!

    https://youtu.be/oBMOcu8p_xs

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    Why is Santa Claus sitting front row at a WWF event.

    Looks like G. R. R. Martin to me.
    Unsubbed and no longer playing, but still checking the Alliance War forum for the lulz.

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  • PainfulFAFA
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    Minno wrote: »
    Minno wrote: »

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  • darock55
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    Happy New Year punk. I wouldn't bet on your diapers being dry for too much longer though. There is a man in the ESO community, a man who would never send the whispers you do to people. A man who is the polar opposite of you. A man who would walk into Quake Con or E3 and receive handshakes from all. You walk into Quake Con or E3, while you are playing in the pvp tournament, and I (or most anyone else) upon hearing your Mickey Mouse voice screaming and cursing, would get up and send you flying so far back off of the keyboard that you would have to jog back. And we all know you never jog.

    So who is this "man" I speak of? Well his name is STEVE and he is the leader of Vehemence on the DAGGERFALL COVENANT! And Steve made a personal promise to me that after the holidays, in 2016, VE will be back in full force. Combine that with working together with Chuck Norris Guild does not spell good time for you Mr. General. No wrecking blow you can muster will save you then. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, Steve is so honorable that if a person like you were to see him in person, all that you would see is a ball of blinding pure white light.

    You call yourself The Rock. Well STEVE is Stone Cold STEVE Austin! And General SADDENvog, when you're done making Mojican his favorite breakfast (as you do every morning), when you're done collecting all the Crown magic the gathering cards, and when you are done polishing your Moon Die action figures...... Your beeper will ring, you will look down, and you will see that it says 3:16!!!!!!!

    https://youtu.be/oBMOcu8p_xs

    Really? So you are a busted up bald headed washed-up has-been with bad knees and a messed up neck? I'm so sacred ;)
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  • Ghostbane
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    darock55 wrote: »
    Happy New Year punk. I wouldn't bet on your diapers being dry for too much longer though. There is a man in the ESO community, a man who would never send the whispers you do to people. A man who is the polar opposite of you. A man who would walk into Quake Con or E3 and receive handshakes from all. You walk into Quake Con or E3, while you are playing in the pvp tournament, and I (or most anyone else) upon hearing your Mickey Mouse voice screaming and cursing, would get up and send you flying so far back off of the keyboard that you would have to jog back. And we all know you never jog.

    So who is this "man" I speak of? Well his name is STEVE and he is the leader of Vehemence on the DAGGERFALL COVENANT! And Steve made a personal promise to me that after the holidays, in 2016, VE will be back in full force. Combine that with working together with Chuck Norris Guild does not spell good time for you Mr. General. No wrecking blow you can muster will save you then. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, Steve is so honorable that if a person like you were to see him in person, all that you would see is a ball of blinding pure white light.

    You call yourself The Rock. Well STEVE is Stone Cold STEVE Austin! And General SADDENvog, when you're done making Mojican his favorite breakfast (as you do every morning), when you're done collecting all the Crown magic the gathering cards, and when you are done polishing your Moon Die action figures...... Your beeper will ring, you will look down, and you will see that it says 3:16!!!!!!!

    https://youtu.be/oBMOcu8p_xs

    Really? So you are a busted up bald headed washed-up has-been with bad knees and a messed up neck? I'm so sacred ;)

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  • ataggs
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    darock55 wrote: »
    Happy New Year punk. I wouldn't bet on your diapers being dry for too much longer though. There is a man in the ESO community, a man who would never send the whispers you do to people. A man who is the polar opposite of you. A man who would walk into Quake Con or E3 and receive handshakes from all. You walk into Quake Con or E3, while you are playing in the pvp tournament, and I (or most anyone else) upon hearing your Mickey Mouse voice screaming and cursing, would get up and send you flying so far back off of the keyboard that you would have to jog back. And we all know you never jog.

    So who is this "man" I speak of? Well his name is STEVE and he is the leader of Vehemence on the DAGGERFALL COVENANT! And Steve made a personal promise to me that after the holidays, in 2016, VE will be back in full force. Combine that with working together with Chuck Norris Guild does not spell good time for you Mr. General. No wrecking blow you can muster will save you then. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, Steve is so honorable that if a person like you were to see him in person, all that you would see is a ball of blinding pure white light.

    You call yourself The Rock. Well STEVE is Stone Cold STEVE Austin! And General SADDENvog, when you're done making Mojican his favorite breakfast (as you do every morning), when you're done collecting all the Crown magic the gathering cards, and when you are done polishing your Moon Die action figures...... Your beeper will ring, you will look down, and you will see that it says 3:16!!!!!!!

    https://youtu.be/oBMOcu8p_xs

    Really? So you are a busted up bald headed washed-up has-been with bad knees and a messed up neck? I'm so sacred ;)

    So I've played on all three factions and DC has the most Alpha male hotties of all three factions. Maybe you should workout a bit more and we might let you reroll.
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    • Templar EP- Zoola
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    darock55 wrote: »
    Happy New Year punk. I wouldn't bet on your diapers being dry for too much longer though. There is a man in the ESO community, a man who would never send the whispers you do to people. A man who is the polar opposite of you. A man who would walk into Quake Con or E3 and receive handshakes from all. You walk into Quake Con or E3, while you are playing in the pvp tournament, and I (or most anyone else) upon hearing your Mickey Mouse voice screaming and cursing, would get up and send you flying so far back off of the keyboard that you would have to jog back. And we all know you never jog.

    So who is this "man" I speak of? Well his name is STEVE and he is the leader of Vehemence on the DAGGERFALL COVENANT! And Steve made a personal promise to me that after the holidays, in 2016, VE will be back in full force. Combine that with working together with Chuck Norris Guild does not spell good time for you Mr. General. No wrecking blow you can muster will save you then. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, Steve is so honorable that if a person like you were to see him in person, all that you would see is a ball of blinding pure white light.

    You call yourself The Rock. Well STEVE is Stone Cold STEVE Austin! And General SADDENvog, when you're done making Mojican his favorite breakfast (as you do every morning), when you're done collecting all the Crown magic the gathering cards, and when you are done polishing your Moon Die action figures...... Your beeper will ring, you will look down, and you will see that it says 3:16!!!!!!!

    https://youtu.be/oBMOcu8p_xs

    Really? So you are a busted up bald headed washed-up has-been with bad knees and a messed up neck? I'm so sacred ;)
    https://youtu.be/PM_X-2Y6OZo
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    I'm sorry but I'm 77% to 98% sure most of the players don't care cause surprise that's the point of PvP.
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    Guess where I found this quote from a moderator? Oh yeah, a different savrenhog thread.

    "Hi there, everyone. Due to the non-constructive nature of this thread, we are going to close it. We understand that people will disagree from time to time, but we ask that trolling, insulting, and spam are not acceptable behavior on the ESOTU forums. We encourage everyone to take a few minutes and read our Code of Conduct. It outlines the guidelines and expected conduct on our forums.

    Thanks for understanding!"
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