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What is the funniest glitch you ever encountered?

RAGUNAnoOne
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Just to break the all bugs suck mentality and put some positivity in the forums I am sure that there are some make people laugh.

This was 1.6 but the funniest one I ever seen was when my friend wolfed out and didn't change back. at least it looked that way on my end but he was normal on his. it was kinda funny watching him fireball everything and zap monsters with mages wrath and especially shoot crystal shards from his feet and him saying "what why are you laughing?" until I told him :D . I still have that video I show my friends when they come over and they think it is hilarious (even without the dialogue) a true magicka werewolf the rarest thing ever and I caught it on video!

anyone else have any funny glitches?
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    An npc a few months back had a glitched face that made him look like jar jar binks
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  • CJohnson81
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    This was my funniest... The tamriel treadmill.

    https://youtu.be/kUFxUvcLQiE
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  • Makkir
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    In Orsinium it seems very frequent when I mount that I am standing on my horse and running.
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    Makkir wrote: »
    In Orsinium it seems very frequent when I mount that I am standing on my horse and running.

    This
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    Edited by imredneckson on December 9, 2015 7:01AM
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  • MrDerrikk
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    An npc a few months back had a glitched face that made him look like jar jar binks

    This one, I had it during the Glenumbra quest to get that crown for the Lady that Stibbons works for. The ghost turned up after I'd put all the gems in, and it made it look like it was going to suck out my soul through the screen...thought they'd changed the quest to something really dark.
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    I once saw my friend's mount ride him while he was a Werewolf.
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  • Mettaricana
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    Wepon swap glitch I beat an ad player and his friends to death with a staff using wrecking blow they msged me asking if I had a sorc rage moment to be using a staff the was I was...
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    My Redguard gets all the funniest glitches, I don't know why but it's always with him.

    I had a battle with some pirate guy, and every time I'd try and fight him he'd get sucked sideways into the wall and flail his arms around trying to hit me and screaming - it broke the quest for sure, but I couldn't help laughing at his interesting combat methods!

    I also get the 'riding my horse through the ground' glitch quite often, I mean I didn't realise Redguards had a Duneripper passive :D .

    Oh and the glitch where npcs stare at you with really wide eyes like you're the most hideous thing they've ever beheld. I mean I know my vampirism concerns you, but there was no need to lose your eyelids over it!
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    I always get a hoot out of the one where people are running while riding on a bear and their model just flips it's ***. Priceless!
  • BulbousMeathead
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    Pink pocket mammoths in Wrothgar are always a bit of a treat ...
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    Edited by BulbousMeathead on December 9, 2015 8:49AM
  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    ListerJMC wrote: »
    My Redguard gets all the funniest glitches, I don't know why but it's always with him.

    I had a battle with some pirate guy, and every time I'd try and fight him he'd get sucked sideways into the wall and flail his arms around trying to hit me and screaming - it broke the quest for sure, but I couldn't help laughing at his interesting combat methods!

    I also get the 'riding my horse through the ground' glitch quite often, I mean I didn't realise Redguards had a Duneripper passive :D .

    Oh and the glitch where npcs stare at you with really wide eyes like you're the most hideous thing they've ever beheld. I mean I know my vampirism concerns you, but there was no need to lose your eyelids over it!

    *Stares wide eyed at the redguard vampire*
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  • Pomaikai
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    Yeah...riding around on my horse, but it looks like my cat does scooting his butt around on the carpet. Funniest part was when this happened in Cyrodiil and I was jumping off of small hills and stairs and such. I'd stay seated, there'd be no horse beneath me, and it looked like I was on a flying carpet when I really caught some air! I just ran around doing all kinds of silly stuff for about 30 minutes with that visual bug while giggling insanely on TeamSpeak.
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    ListerJMC wrote: »
    My Redguard gets all the funniest glitches, I don't know why but it's always with him.

    I had a battle with some pirate guy, and every time I'd try and fight him he'd get sucked sideways into the wall and flail his arms around trying to hit me and screaming - it broke the quest for sure, but I couldn't help laughing at his interesting combat methods!

    I also get the 'riding my horse through the ground' glitch quite often, I mean I didn't realise Redguards had a Duneripper passive :D .

    Oh and the glitch where npcs stare at you with really wide eyes like you're the most hideous thing they've ever beheld. I mean I know my vampirism concerns you, but there was no need to lose your eyelids over it!

    *Stares wide eyed at the redguard vampire*

    Hahaha do you need help getting your eyelids back, there?

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    I mean vampires don't go around doing that to people... oh wait...

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    ...I really want an emote for this majestic expression :D
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    Also found a glitched npc walking on the wall totally horizontal I hit him with wrecking blow and ge just kinda moon boots walks on wall attacking me
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    Macro certain abilities to make yourself invisible in the middle of a PvP fight


    Edited by Tomato on December 9, 2015 2:24PM
  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    ListerJMC wrote: »
    ListerJMC wrote: »
    My Redguard gets all the funniest glitches, I don't know why but it's always with him.

    I had a battle with some pirate guy, and every time I'd try and fight him he'd get sucked sideways into the wall and flail his arms around trying to hit me and screaming - it broke the quest for sure, but I couldn't help laughing at his interesting combat methods!

    I also get the 'riding my horse through the ground' glitch quite often, I mean I didn't realise Redguards had a Duneripper passive :D .

    Oh and the glitch where npcs stare at you with really wide eyes like you're the most hideous thing they've ever beheld. I mean I know my vampirism concerns you, but there was no need to lose your eyelids over it!

    *Stares wide eyed at the redguard vampire*

    Hahaha do you need help getting your eyelids back, there?

    L7UXViN.jpg?1[\img]

    I mean vampires don't go around doing that to people... oh wait...

    5dqdc9.jpg

    ...I really want an emote for this majestic expression :D

    Laughing out loud at that lyris photo. The other one looks just like oblivion dark elves minus the potato heads.
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  • ListerJMC
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    @RAGUNAnoOne he's a High Elf which might explain the expression now that I think about it
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  • Ezareth
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    Landsharking and following an enemy Sorc Emperor around. I died but my client didn't believe it so my character was dead but I could move around and jump (and couldn't be ressed). I followed this emperor and her guild around for a long while just leaping around in the middle of their fights. It was pretty hilarious to watch.
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    Just a few minutes ago in Orsinium we were all doing King Edu fight in a group and some templar jabbed a reikr into one of the tents in the battlefield. We all had to leave and wait for everyone to lose hate so the fight would reset because we couldn't get to the enemy to finish the wave.
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  • Alec508
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    We were raiding a keep and the one time I was standing next to the wall when it collapsed, my character got stuck under the rubble like some earthquake victim hahaha but then 3 mins later got unstuck
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    Got a full hour of gameplay in without any bugs, crashes or stuck on loading screens....

    Was really funny glitch...so weird...
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    Ezareth wrote: »
    Landsharking and following an enemy Sorc Emperor around. I died but my client didn't believe it so my character was dead but I could move around and jump (and couldn't be ressed). I followed this emperor and her guild around for a long while just leaping around in the middle of their fights. It was pretty hilarious to watch.

    Lmao this happened to me twice now. I messaged the guy, "YOU CANNOT KILL ME. I AM UNDYING". I really have to stop smoking pot and playing eso one of these days.
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    Not really a glitch I suppose, but I love it when I see players pets walking on furniture.

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    Always makes me laugh :)
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    CJohnson81 wrote: »
    This was my funniest... The tamriel treadmill.

    https://youtu.be/kUFxUvcLQiE

    I don't get it. All I saw in that video was a player looking around a camp and then getting on a horse
    Edited by Asherons_Call on December 9, 2015 3:31PM
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    First one is this video I did, sorry for the bad quality, it was recorded super quick without setting it up to properly record ESO, just to capture it before it stopped. Best part is at 0:29! xD
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQZ9i4O2O-U

    And then we can't forget this of course:
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    The Zombie Rapture in Alik'r Desert.

    I was killing zombies on the docks in Sentinel, and in the distance a zombie was running but then...just raised straight up into the air and kept going, doing the running man the whole time, until it became a pixel. Then it happened again. And again. Zombie Rapture. Oh how I wish I would have recorded that.
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