Name: Dagon's Special Chilli
Quality: Legendary
Level: VR15 (or whatever happens to be the highest at the time of release)
Duration: 10 Minutes

Effects:
Decreases Max Magicka by 100% - So...no spells whatsoever can be used by the consumer. In-game excuse: excruciating pain means you can't focus on spells.
Decreases Physical resistance by 50% - all physical attacks do twice the damage to you.
Increases Spell resistance by 100% - all spells do half the damage to you. Your fiery aura protects you somewhat.
Increases Max Stamina by 50%
Deals fire damage equal to 2% of max health to the consumer every second for the entire duration - 50 seconds without healing and you're dead
Cuts health regen to nothing - only healing spells, potions, or other health restorative skills can save you
Increases attack power by 25%
Increases movement speed by 25%
Increases attack speed by 15%
All physical attacks deal additional fire damage equal to 10% of the damage they would've done otherwise - if a physical attack would normally deal 100 damage, it'll deal 100 physical damage, then an additional 10 fire damage on top of that.
You gain a visible fiery aura. One that plainly says "for god's sake stay away from me!"

Ingredients:

Red Meat
Saltrice
Tomato
Frost Mirram
Daedric Fire (Legendary chili pepper) - Obtained by completing an extremely difficult repeatable quest in the Deadlands (even then, the drop rate's only 5%). Can also be obtained by killing Mehrunes Dagon's minions (drop rate of 0.1%).

The recipe is obtained by finding a cannibalistic Daedra in the deadlands and feeding him 100 Daedra Hearts.


Feedback?

This was mostly a joke, but it's still something that I'd laugh at if I saw it in the game. What do you guys think?