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I ain't mad. I ain't even trippin.
Atricios
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It's all good.
I've put in 50 levels of questing.
I hit VR1 in Coldharbour & I ain't even done getting mine yet.
And I still got my boy Varen to go riding with.
So I'm like, check it out cuz. My new threads is tight, right.
Now let me throw a little chant chant on em and......
Yo man, where's the vr1 enchanter at?
What you mean he ain't around here?
He's where?
Maybe his little brother over in Cyrodiil can hook me up.
Dang, he ain't got nothin.
What about his friend's friend over in Craglorn?
Nope. Him neither.
So I got all this vr1 set bonused crafted gear and I can't even get it shining with a little chant chant til I finish up all my veggies on plate?
ZOS made me get back in my dirty ass sweatpants, BBQ stained shirt, and crocs.
It's alright though.
I ain't trippin.
I ain't even mad.
I've put in 50 levels of questing.
I hit VR1 in Coldharbour & I ain't even done getting mine yet.
And I still got my boy Varen to go riding with.
So I'm like, check it out cuz. My new threads is tight, right.
Now let me throw a little chant chant on em and......
Yo man, where's the vr1 enchanter at?
What you mean he ain't around here?
He's where?
Maybe his little brother over in Cyrodiil can hook me up.
Dang, he ain't got nothin.
What about his friend's friend over in Craglorn?
Nope. Him neither.
So I got all this vr1 set bonused crafted gear and I can't even get it shining with a little chant chant til I finish up all my veggies on plate?
ZOS made me get back in my dirty ass sweatpants, BBQ stained shirt, and crocs.
It's alright though.
I ain't trippin.
I ain't even mad.
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Hyssia✭✭✭icontested wrote: »It's all good.
I've put in 50 levels of questing.
I hit VR1 in Coldharbour & I ain't even done getting mine yet.
And I still got my boy Varen to go riding with.
So I'm like, check it out cuz. My new threads is tight, right.
Now let me throw a little chant chant on em and......
Yo man, where's the vr1 enchanter at?
What you mean he ain't around here?
He's where?
Maybe his little brother over in Cyrodiil can hook me up.
Dang, he ain't got nothin.
What about his friend's friend over in Craglorn?
Nope. Him neither.
So I got all this vr1 set bonused crafted gear and I can't even get it shining with a little chant chant til I finish up all my veggies on plate?
ZOS made me get back in my dirty ass sweatpants, BBQ stained shirt, and crocs.
It's alright though.
I ain't trippin.
I ain't even mad.
[snip]
Contacted my friend who is an expert on de-crypting hidden messages. Apparently this guy is crying over the fact that he can't buy VR1 glyphs anywhere else than the place you'll most likely reach AFTER hitting vr1.
[edited to remove quote]Edited by ZOS_Icy on February 14, 2026 7:37PM1 -
icontested✭✭✭✭icontested wrote: »It's all good.
I've put in 50 levels of questing.
I hit VR1 in Coldharbour & I ain't even done getting mine yet.
And I still got my boy Varen to go riding with.
So I'm like, check it out cuz. My new threads is tight, right.
Now let me throw a little chant chant on em and......
Yo man, where's the vr1 enchanter at?
What you mean he ain't around here?
He's where?
Maybe his little brother over in Cyrodiil can hook me up.
Dang, he ain't got nothin.
What about his friend's friend over in Craglorn?
Nope. Him neither.
So I got all this vr1 set bonused crafted gear and I can't even get it shining with a little chant chant til I finish up all my veggies on plate?
ZOS made me get back in my dirty ass sweatpants, BBQ stained shirt, and crocs.
It's alright though.
I ain't trippin.
I ain't even mad.
[snip]
Contacted my friend who is an expert on de-crypting hidden messages. Apparently this guy is crying over the fact that he can't buy VR1 glyphs anywhere else than the place you'll most likely reach AFTER hitting vr1.
Ok. That's for providing this Intel file. I think we should help him? What do you think? I think he can get some advice if he can bust out a freestyle about ESO..
[edited to remove quote]Edited by ZOS_Icy on February 14, 2026 7:38PMVoted and Current reigning champion of most handsome ESO player of 2013-20160 -
MrDerrikk✭✭✭✭✭
✭ZOS made me get back in my dirty ass sweatpants, BBQ stained shirt, and crocs.
The mark of a fellow Aussie; I tip my hat to you mate.I have departed into the great unknown that is outside the game and the forums, and wish you well in your Tamriel adventures!
DC - PC - EU - Australian
VR11 Mrderrikk: Breton Stam Sorc (Vamp) | VR16 Derrikkinblack: Dunmer Mage DK | VR3 Cuts-Until-It-Dies: Argonian Magicka NB
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Oh_Skrivva✭✭✭Ahem, aight Playa. I feel ya. But to be one hundred with ya. You should have read dem damn books and lurnt some crafting, ya dig. That way you could have made your own [snip] without paying them fools around the corner selling that work. Depending on what hood and set you claim. I'm sure you can find some peeps that can get you straight. If you on my side (na/pc), I can get you right. I won't even charge if you come with what I need to cook up that good good for ya. If not I got that work all day. Anything you need. Gotta keep serving them fiends, nah mean.
(hope that helps explains things)
[edited for profanity bypass]Edited by ZOS_Icy on February 14, 2026 7:38PMCostco member
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Johngo0036✭✭✭✭✭Are you sure that the Enchanter in the tower in cyrodiil(DC) did not have VR1 glyphs for you,
That is the one place you can go to get your level glyph no matter what content you have not done..
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Orc Stamina Dragonknight | Gru-Bolar(DC)
Dunmer Magicka Nightblade | Chewbucca(DC)
Khajit Stamina Nightblade | Gleaming Daggers(DC)
Altmer Magicka Nightblade | Miss Chewbucca(EP)
Argonian Magicka Templar | Walks-With-Friends(EP)
Argonian Templar Healer | Dr Toxic(EP)
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vamp_emily✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Yo I ain't tripping
I got more bling that i can handle
for a a few bills i can make you look realz
[ smiles ]
I better not quit my day job.
If you want a friend, get a dog.
AW Rank: Grand Warlord 1 ( level 49)2 -
DanielWinterborn✭✭✭No no no no bros you needs to speak its language check it out :
Its all good
Nobody cares, shet can happens man
Grind a bunch care not and go vr2
Then craft set and add shiny bling like real G
Then perhaps you hohoho(christmas reference)
All around the fireplace with us be like woooott
Then random letters and stuff we aint even mad bro what?
You're welcome! (Sandow 1:1)
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JaJaLuka✭✭✭✭Finish your quests with the main story ark (ie Varen) and you'll get access to your veteran zone, you can buy v1 enchantments there.Krojick, DC Sorc PC NA
Milámber, EP Sorc PC NA
Brunack, EP DK PC NA
General Mark Shephard, EP Temp PC NA (Worst temp NA XD )
Krojick Nightblade, DC NB PC NA
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newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Caligamy_ESO wrote: »I read this whole post in the voice of Luis from Ant-Man
Oh my .....
My head just exploded.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
Oh_Skrivva✭✭✭Lol @Caligamy_ESO, that was a perfect choice.
Growing up in Oakland California in the early 80s with a low income family and in a not so safe neighborhood. I am very accustomed to that form of speaking. Plus my kids keep me some what updated to the current "sayings" and terminology. LoLCostco member
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icontested✭✭✭✭I'm stacked like a thousand dollar bill.. I stand tall as a GVoted and Current reigning champion of most handsome ESO player of 2013-20161
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DUTCH_REAPER✭✭✭✭✭
✭Listen cuz,
The swap meets gotz wit ya needz,
If ya can't peep em, holla at ya boiz and see what ya fees be,
Yo playa should be so deep in deeps FO get them blings,
Cuz after you smack that sucka molag you will be in the place of bling that you need.
/werdtoyourmotha
/poundaFOTY
Edited by DUTCH_REAPER on November 18, 2015 2:03AM1
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