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Stibbons appreciation thread.

IKilled007
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World's worst jobs: Whatever you think of yours it's probably not as bad as these

Somehow Stibbons' is not listed here. What a tremendous oversight. That poor guy...
The only substitute for victory is overkill.
  • nimander99
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    Stibbons is my god. Women want him, men want to be him.
    Edited by nimander99 on November 4, 2015 5:36PM
    I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    ∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
    "Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
    "moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
    "MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
    "MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
    "MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
    "MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

    Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP450
  • Smitch_59
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    nimander99 wrote: »
    Stibbons is my god. Women want him, men want to be him.

    Daedra want him, too!
    By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!
  • rotaugen454
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    Pssst, it isn't really Stibbons. I got him locked up in a dungeon....
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • JD2013
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    Ah, Stibbons. Legend.

    I hope we see him again.
    Sweetrolls for all!

    Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC

    PC Beta Tester January 2014

    Elder of The Black
    Order of Sithis
    The Runners

    @TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
    https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/

    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • SantieClaws
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    Almost naked Stibbons has almost been the highlight of my game so far.

    Just tipped to the post by Bumnog ...
    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
    Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
  • HeroOfNone
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    Lady Larrant is a daedra in disguise, I'm pretty sure. Poor Stibbons
    Herfi Driderkitty of the Aldmeri Dominion
    Find me on : Twitch | Youtube | Twitter | Reddit
  • Ace_of_Destiny
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    Stibbons = Clown Shoes
    EQUALIZE ALL PLATFORMS!
    IF ONE HAS IT...ALL SHOULD HAVE IT!
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    I don't care what platform it is on...an MMORPG without Text Chat is NOT an MMORPG!
  • Pallmor
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    I don't appreciate constantly having to rescue him, just so he can keep sucking up to his arrogant employer. I've gotten to the point where I betray him at every opportunity.
  • nimander99
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    #StibbonsForPrez2016 Change you can believe in... this time. Stibbons I-Pads for everyone!!!
    Edited by nimander99 on November 4, 2015 6:14PM
    I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    ∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
    "Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
    "moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
    "MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
    "MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
    "MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
    "MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

    Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP450
  • vonfelty
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    There needs to be more Stibbons content with every new DLC. Also Sheogorath...

    "Stibbons, bury those orcs."
    Edited by vonfelty on November 8, 2015 1:40AM
  • LBxFinalDeath
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    Hes the true hero of the story.
  • Scyantific
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    Stibbons needs to go and walk off a cliff. Can't stand the idiot.
  • Tylersoh
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    Darien beats stibbons
  • Epona222
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    Tylersoh wrote: »
    Darien beats stibbons

    ... but only because Stibbons pays for it...

    *I am going to get my coat*
    GM - Ghost Sea Trading Co - NA PC

    Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.
  • Alucardo
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    Is it bad that I have 8 DC characters I've played since the beginning and never once interacted with Stibbons. I hear his name a lot, but have no idea who he is.
  • JMadFour
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    Lady Laurent is such a tsundere for Stibbons.

    it comes out when you are in Coldharbour and you have to keep saving him from female daedra, but Laurent has no clue where he is.

  • jarrandub17_ESO
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    I wish I could have pushed Stibbons off the tower instead of that other loser.
  • TheShadowScout
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    nimander99 wrote: »
    Stibbons is my god. Women want him, men want to be him.
    Don't you mean... "daedra want him, ghosts want to be him" instead? ;)
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