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    Padhraigh wrote: »
    I stealth read 50 Shades of everything with unbridled enthusiasm, then give the missus crap about her liking it.
    Lmao
  • Alucardo
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    Ive not gotten laid since launch
    Sorry to hear that man. ESO getting in the way?
  • UltimaJoe777
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    I was certain this thread wouldn't last long due to how mods are always closing "non-constructive" and off-topic threads but either they're not around, are letting this one slide for whatever reason, or feel some of the ESO-based posts make it ok.
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • Alucardo
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    Confession: sometimes I wish I could delete users comments on forum posts. *ahem* ^ *cough*
  • MrDerrikk
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    I was certain this thread wouldn't last long due to how mods are always closing "non-constructive" and off-topic threads but either they're not around, are letting this one slide for whatever reason, or feel some of the ESO-based posts make it ok.

    I guess it has enough ESO relatedness; my other thread about "what people do to sustain themselves through long gaming periods" still hasn't been closed, despite the completely random stuff that got posted on it.
    I have departed into the great unknown that is outside the game and the forums, and wish you well in your Tamriel adventures!

    DC - PC - EU - Australian
    VR11 Mrderrikk: Breton Stam Sorc (Vamp) | VR16 Derrikkinblack: Dunmer Mage DK | VR3 Cuts-Until-It-Dies: Argonian Magicka NB

    Oh look, Anook.
  • CherryCake
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    I was 9 the last time I wet my pants. We were somewhere in the middle of a forest and the boy I had a crush on was also there, I told him to stop following me so that I can go behind a tree, and he didnt listen of course... sorry just had to get this off my chest.
    I like sweetrolls and I cannot lie
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    MrDerrikk wrote: »
    I guess it has enough ESO relatedness; my other thread about "what people do to sustain themselves through long gaming periods" still hasn't been closed, despite the completely random stuff that got posted on it.
    IMO it's good to have a bit of downtime. Let your hair down and get to know people better while conversing on some non-negative threads.
  • Cyantific87
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    Alucardo wrote: »
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    I forgot to feed my children cause I wanted to complete the arena. Children have to come second sometimes.
    Did you complete it? I bet your kids were proud, and most likely hungry xD

    So proud, I think they understand which is more important..
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    I was 9 the last time I wet my pants. We were somewhere in the middle of a forest and the boy I had a crush on was also there, I told him to stop following me so that I can go behind a tree, and he didnt listen of course... sorry just had to get this off my chest.
    It's ok. This is a safe place where it's fine to get things off your chest. You like Friends, which means you could tell me you have a tail and I wouldn't care.
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    ads1 wrote: »

    So proud, I think they understand which is more important..
    That's some great kids you've got there man
  • MrDerrikk
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    I was 9 the last time I wet my pants. We were somewhere in the middle of a forest and the boy I had a crush on was also there, I told him to stop following me so that I can go behind a tree, and he didnt listen of course... sorry just had to get this off my chest.

    9 is young; I had behavioral and wetting-the-bed issues until 12 or so, when us moving cities and going to high school somehow snapped me into someone a bit more normal...
    I have departed into the great unknown that is outside the game and the forums, and wish you well in your Tamriel adventures!

    DC - PC - EU - Australian
    VR11 Mrderrikk: Breton Stam Sorc (Vamp) | VR16 Derrikkinblack: Dunmer Mage DK | VR3 Cuts-Until-It-Dies: Argonian Magicka NB

    Oh look, Anook.
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    MrDerrikk wrote: »
    9 is young; I had behavioral and wetting-the-bed issues until 12 or so, when us moving cities and going to high school somehow snapped me into someone a bit more normal...
    Ah lots of kids have that problem. When I was 13, I used to have sleepovers at my friends house who always used to wet the bed.

    I still hate him for making me sleep on the bottom bunk every time though.
  • MrDerrikk
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    MrDerrikk wrote: »
    9 is young; I had behavioral and wetting-the-bed issues until 12 or so, when us moving cities and going to high school somehow snapped me into someone a bit more normal...
    Ah lots of kids have that problem. When I was 13, I used to have sleepovers at my friends house who always used to wet the bed.

    I still hate him for making me sleep on the bottom bunk every time though.

    Did it drip? That actually sounds a bit nightmarish...
    I have departed into the great unknown that is outside the game and the forums, and wish you well in your Tamriel adventures!

    DC - PC - EU - Australian
    VR11 Mrderrikk: Breton Stam Sorc (Vamp) | VR16 Derrikkinblack: Dunmer Mage DK | VR3 Cuts-Until-It-Dies: Argonian Magicka NB

    Oh look, Anook.
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    MrDerrikk wrote: »
    Did it drip? That actually sounds a bit nightmarish...
    Yeah, a lot... most normal bed wetters will have plastic sheets. But oh no, not this guy. Too cool for that.
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    MrDerrikk wrote: »
    I was certain this thread wouldn't last long due to how mods are always closing "non-constructive" and off-topic threads but either they're not around, are letting this one slide for whatever reason, or feel some of the ESO-based posts make it ok.

    I guess it has enough ESO relatedness; my other thread about "what people do to sustain themselves through long gaming periods" still hasn't been closed, despite the completely random stuff that got posted on it.

    Thing is I've seen threads with ESO-related posts get locked due to being "non-constructive" and anytime I made a thread that wasn't related to ESO it got locked or deleted for being "off-topic" so I don't really know what to think here...
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
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    I'm really into that whole ancient alien conspiracy, and any other conspiracy in fact. It's my favorite youtube bedtime thing.
  • MrDerrikk
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    You guys made me forget Steam was downloading, and it used up 1GB of my remaining 5GB whilst posting. It's obviously your fault :tongue:






    Note: it was my fault for not pausing them all again...
    I have departed into the great unknown that is outside the game and the forums, and wish you well in your Tamriel adventures!

    DC - PC - EU - Australian
    VR11 Mrderrikk: Breton Stam Sorc (Vamp) | VR16 Derrikkinblack: Dunmer Mage DK | VR3 Cuts-Until-It-Dies: Argonian Magicka NB

    Oh look, Anook.
  • Marcosyn11
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    I was a servant of Molag Bal! :/
    Just kidding...I need to confess that about 1/2 years ago I used to listen a song of On....I can't even write the bands name :s Okay...there you go...One Direction :'(
    EU Megaserver - Lusitano
  • AngryNord
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    I always blame someone else when I fart in public
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    Alucardo wrote: »
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    I haven't seen The Matrix, The Star Wars, The Hobbit nor The Godfather until this year.
    If you feel bad in any way for that, then don't. I've yet to see The Matrix and any of The Godfather's!

    Looks like we lived under the same rock LOL

    I also like Korean teen boys :/
    Use @Marrtha when replying!
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    Marrtha wrote: »
    Looks like we lived under the same rock LOL

    I also like Korean teen boys :/
    Marrtha, it seems you and I are cut from the same cloth

    EDIT: nvm, I thought you said "toys"
    Edited by Alucardo on November 7, 2015 11:15AM
  • Marrtha
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    • I let my second orchid die...

    Those are hard to keep anyway. Get a cactus.
    Use @Marrtha when replying!
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    Marrtha wrote: »
    Those are hard to keep anyway. Get a cactus.
    Everyone in my office had a cactus, sometimes even 2 or 3. We loved them. Sadly the incident report book was full of cactus related injuries and management told us we had 1 week to get rid of them, or they would.
    Not even joking.
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    im jacking
    Uh, well thank you for taking the time out of your jacking to comment. Greatly appreciated. Please, continue..

    Was he jacking to this topic?
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    Ate a barbie doll once just to prove a point
  • Alucardo
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    Was he jacking to this topic?
    Not sure.. but considering he found his way here in the midst of jacking it, I assume he enjoys the forums more than I do.
  • Marcosyn11
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    im jacking
    Uh, well thank you for taking the time out of your jacking to comment. Greatly appreciated. Please, continue..

    Was he jacking to this topic?

    It's a sexy topic!
    EU Megaserver - Lusitano
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    AngryNord wrote: »
    I always blame someone else when I fart in public

    I also used to blame my mom for it, I would fart near her and then run somewhere else so that she is left with the smell, now I do it with my husband.

    Another confession, I feel that the more I age the more stupid and weird I get.
    I like sweetrolls and I cannot lie
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