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Down time distractions : things that bemuse you in ESO.
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a.skelton92✭✭✭a.skelton92 wrote: »Watching waves of enemies crashing against my shield like waves on rock. An endless tide of fotm's confused and disorientated as to why their search engine builds fail them.
Dbaggery flag! -10 points!
My point stands. Regardless of how many kiddy winkles get offended! It is only natural for you to feel threatened and resort to insult in a desperate attempt to defend your short comings.
I guess your one of those "waves" I mentioned previously.Edited by a.skelton92 on October 28, 2015 9:27PM0 -
Catmophere✭✭Shadesofkin wrote: »When an Argonian Guard says "You're intentions are not moist" to me while I'm sneaking around.
I fell off my chair laughing.
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FortheloveofKrist✭✭✭✭✭
✭The Khajiit next to the Elden Root wayshrine who says "This one has trouble telling elves apart." I dig the thinly veiled social commentary.1 -
Daraugh✭✭✭✭✭Why, on Khenarthi's Roost, a tremendously powerful Maomer wizard can be contained with a sprinkler system?
How come doesn't Lyris have a Nord accent?
And for laughs, there's a campsite covered with potatoes. Potato fight, potato bomb, Daedric PotatoKyn summoned... I don't know quite what went on there.
May all beings have happiness
May they be free from suffering
May they find the joy that has never known suffering
May they be free from attachment and hatred2 -
Islyn✭✭✭✭✭
✭a.skelton92 wrote: »a.skelton92 wrote: »Watching waves of enemies crashing against my shield like waves on rock. An endless tide of fotm's confused and disorientated as to why their search engine builds fail them.
Dbaggery flag! -10 points!
My point stands. Regardless of how many kiddy winkles get offended! It is only natural for you to feel threatened and resort to insult in a desperate attempt to defend your short comings.
I guess your one of those "waves" I mentioned previously.
*waves!* how's it going over there?
(I have a concern that my natural ability to accidentasnark may get me a warning so I'll just leave you a howdy do and move it along)Member of the Old Guard - Closed Betas 20130 -
Bhakura✭✭✭✭most annoying is that friggin peasant that cant be killed in Stormhold.
Stands near a lockbox for hours on end and if she cathes you sneaking around she goes back and stands around some more. Whoever programmed that NPC is a friggin sadist.2 -
Tomg999✭✭✭✭FortheloveofKrist wrote: »The Khajiit next to the Elden Root wayshrine who says "This one has trouble telling elves apart." I dig the thinly veiled social commentary.
I love that whole conversation - the wood elf tour guide with the accent & bored demeanor, the Khajiit trying to be polite when he says all elves look alike. Even tho I've heard it 10,000 times, it never annoys me like several other repeated dialogs I have to hear over and over again.
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Tomg999✭✭✭✭In the Alik'r Desert I passed between some rocks and found a grave with a dog on it. I got a little misty-eyed.2
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SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭This one enjoys the thought that possibly she leaves bemused players in her wake wondering if indeed they did really just see Santie Claws fishing in Belkarth.
Well even the spirit of Fishmas needs a little relaxation time!
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsShunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/1 -
altemriel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I found it funny, how a female khajiit is talking about her love to a female dark elf
edit: I mean, in no way to offence lesbians or anything like that. I just found it nice, nice and funny too
http://i.imgur.com/Z8Ch5T6.jpg
her love Velsa
http://i.imgur.com/VsxUWJQ.jpgEdited by altemriel on April 6, 2016 2:32PM0 -
MasterSpatula✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »- That quest where you decide to take down the guillotine in wayrest. I've played that quest a year ago and the guillotine is still there. Union workers FTW.
Hey, man! I'm in a union, and I work my ass off.
I mean, sure, I'm posting on the forum at 4:15 on a weekday, but still....
Government workers FTW is what you meant, right?Edited by MasterSpatula on April 5, 2016 11:18PM"A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle0 - That quest where you decide to take down the guillotine in wayrest. I've played that quest a year ago and the guillotine is still there. Union workers FTW.
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✭✭✭✭✭Ooops, double posting is how I amuse myself.Edited by MasterSpatula on April 5, 2016 11:18PM"A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle0 -
Ch4mpTW✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭It still amuses me whenever I go to Craglorn, and see a VR14 or higher get bullied and manhandled by the wasps there. Lol. Gets me laughing every time.
But! The best laughs are when I see someone fighting on a raised platform or roof, and get hit with a Wrecking Blow or Ferocious Leap to be sent flying off the edge. Lmao. Death by fall damage. GG. I laugh for a solid 2-3mins. every time.0 -
srfrogg23✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I always play ESO in about the same way I play any other TES game: wander aimlessly just see what's out there while I do quests.
Not sure if I have no downtime or if it's all downtime when I play1 -
rotaugen454✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭For random amusement, I read every note, walk around towns, and enter buildings to talk to people. There is some funny stuff out there if you look around enough."Get off my lawn!"1
