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What do you do while in the loading screen?

  • fanta
    fanta
    I Netflix and chill.
  • craftycarper73
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    cook a 3 course meal
    Born, Bred & Made in Manchester UK, RIP 22 Angels. 22/05/2017

    PC-EU

    The Place by Tony Walsh Please Read
    This is the place in the North West of England

    It’s ace, it’s the best and the songs that we sing

    From the stands, from our bands set the whole planet shaking

    Our inventions are legends! There’s nowt we can’t make and



    So we make brilliant music. We make brilliant bands

    We make goals that make souls leap from seats in the stands

    And we make things from steel and we make things from cotton

    And we make people laugh, take the mick summat rotten



    And we make you at home and we make you feel welcome

    And we make summat happen, we can’t seem to help it

    And if you’re looking for history then yes, we’ve a wealth

    But the Manchester way is to make it yourself



    And make us a record, a new number one

    And make us a brew while you’re up, love. Go on!

    And make us feel proud that you’re winning the league

    And make us sing louder and make us believe it



    that this is the place that has helped shape the world

    And that this the place where a Manchester girl

    Name of Emmeline Pankhurst from the streets of Moss Side

    Led a Suffragette City with sisterhood pride



    And this is the place with appliance of science

    We’re on it, atomic, we strut with defiance

    In the face of a challenge we always stand tall

    Mancunians in union delivered it all



    Such as housing and libraries, and health, education

    And unions and co-ops, the first railway station

    So we’re sorry! Bear with us! We invented commuters!

    But we hope you forgive us – we invented computers!



    And this is the place Henry Royce strolled with Rolls

    And we’ve rocked and we’ve rolled with our own Northern Soul

    And so this is the place to do business, then dance

    Where go-getters and goal setters know they’ve a chance



    And this is the place where we first played as kids

    And me Mam lived and died here, she loved it she did

    And this is the place where our folks came to work

    Where they struggled in puddles, they hurt in the dirt



    And they built us a city. They built us these towns

    And they coughed on the cobbles to the deafening sound

    Of the steaming machines and the screaming of slaves

    They were scheming for greatness, they dreamed to their graves



    And they left us a spirit, they left us a vibe

    The Mancunian Way to survive and to thrive

    And to work and to build, to connect and create and

    Greater Manchester’s greatness is keeping it great



    And so this is the place now we’ve kids of our own

    Some are born here, some drawn here but we all call it home

    And they’ve covered the cobbles, but they’ll never defeat

    All the dreamers and schemers who still teem through these streets



    Because this is a place that has been through some hard times

    Oppressions, recessions, depressions and dark times

    But we keep fighting back with Greater Manchester spirit

    Northern grit, northern wit in Greater Manchester’s lyrics



    And there’s hard times again in these streets of our city

    But we won’t take defeat and we don’t want your pity

    Because this a place where we stand strong together

    With a smile on our face, Mancunians Forever



    And we’ve got this* as the place where a team with a dream (*Forever Manchester)

    Can get funding and something to help with their scheme

    Because this is the place that understands your grand plans

    We don’t do No Can Do, we just stress Yes We Can!



    Forever Manchester’s a charity for people round ‘ere

    You can fundraise, donate. You can be a volunteer

    You can live local, give local. We can honestly say

    We do charity differently, that Mancunian Way



    And we fund local kids, and we fund local teams

    We support local dreamers to work for their dreams

    We support local groups and the great work they do

    So can you …help us help… local people like you?



    Because this is the place in our hearts, in our homes

    Because this is the place that’s a part of our bones

    ‘Cos Greater Manchester gives us such strength from the fact

    That this is the place. We should give something back.

    Always remember. Never forget. Forever Manchester.
  • Alowishus
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    I stare at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen, completely hypnotized by the spinning ESOroboros until I start repeating "Must...buy...crowns..."
    ESO Wishlist: Housing (Thank you!) Jewelrycrafting (Thank you!) Hand-to-hand skill line.
  • Solid_Metal
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    sit down, stare at the screen, and thinking wth am i doing with my life
    "i will walk through the fog, as i welcome death"
  • codybrewer78b14_ESO
    I would tolerate longer loading screens then we have now if only my characters would not fall through the world and die every time I log in! Talk about ruining the immersion.
  • willymchilybily
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    feed pets.
    i like to think before IC dropped you just had a tank of dead goldfish.

    don't worry if they ever fix the loading screens you can replace gold fish in 30 minutes. Getting to VR16 on 8 characters is a better use of your time.
    PSN - WarpPigeon - Guild: TheSyndicate - EU, Ebonheart Pact
    Dragon Knight [Magicka] - 720 - Stormproof
    Night Blade [Magicka] - 720 - Stormproof
    Sorcerer [Magicka] - 720 - Flawless Conqueror
    Templar [Magicka] - 720 - Stormproof
    Dragon Knight [Stamina] - 720 - Stormproof
    Night Blade [Stamina] - 720 - Stormproof
    Sorcerer [Stamina] - 720
  • Kildayen
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    They should put crafting stations in loading screens so we could have something to do while waiting ;)
  • Sav72
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    kalimar44 wrote: »
    You guys make me laugh :p . The loading time is not that bad LOL. I'm on the ps 4 and yes the loading times are longer, but not that much longer. People today have no patience at ALL!!!!!

    My load times was 17seconds before IC.

    Now anything that I do, turn off all settings in video, lower screen rez, etc.

    Loads after IC, 1min 3 seconds, every time, I timed it, and its not my ISP.
    Savoifair, EP NB

    If you break something, you can glue it back together and fix it, but, it will always be broken...

  • BaconMagic
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    Vape. Surf the web. Claw my eyeballs out. Cry.
  • Epona222
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    Let my attention drift until I find myself staring blankly at my husband's monitor and whatever game he is playing. Vaguely listen to him say "Have they not fixed the loading screens on that game yet?"

    He doesn't even play ESO and he knows about the long loading screens :/
    GM - Ghost Sea Trading Co - NA PC

    Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.
  • Pyrphorosb16_ESO
    How is that? Our loading screen problems have nothing to do with the servers then?

    I dunno, the only time it takes a little bit longer to load is when I log in or enter a dungeon, but even then it's never longer than 10-20s. But like I said when I use the wayshrines, enter new regions or sth similiar I don't have the time to read the region description or tooltip, although I don't really have a fast internet connection !? :smile:
  • altemriel
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    every loadingscreen is a smokin`screen :smiley::smiley:
  • Tryxus
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    trying to come up with funny things to say on the ESO Forums
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • phairdon
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    Clean the house.
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • shadowwraith666
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    make coffee
    • Vicktor Bloodtail - L42 Argonian Magblade, Werewolf - EP
    • Xarxes - L31 Dunmer Sorc, Vampire - EP
    • Lichtspear - L21 Argonian Temp - EP
    • Rajka Fireclaw - L21 Khajit DK - AD

    PS4 EU
    Spill some blood for me dear brother
    Vicente Valtiere, Dark Brotherhood, Oblivion
  • Ryska
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    I throw a ball out of my computer room window into the backyard encouraging my huskies to do epic zoomies around the back yard so that this doesn't happen when I eventually hit the sack...

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    'Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.' - Terry Pratchett
  • Vangy
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    I twiddle my thumbs while humming the tune of "dovakhin" in my head while visualising my dk stabbing the loading screen boss through the heart. However more often than not my dk gets pwnt by loading screen boss :(
    (2)V16 Dk- stam dps/stam tank/mag dps
    (2)V16 Sorc- mag dps/stam dps
    (2)V16 nb- stam dps/mag dps
    (1)v16 temp- mag tank/mag dps
    CP: 610 and counting

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates! Viva la revolutionz
  • Violynne
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    I wait.

    I only log in to collect my hireling goodies and training. Then I bail.

    After reading the hardware upgrade message from ZoS, it's looking good I can play the game again. :joy:
  • UltimaJoe777
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    teladoy wrote: »
    What do you do while in the loading screen?

    Think about things or just stare at the screen all the while not playing elevator music whatsoever as I would get cut off at the best part because the loading screen would go away...
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • DUTCH_REAPER
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    Wishing my Magica DK could be legit again.
  • Kammakazi
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    Quick fap.
  • YeOldeGamer
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    Herbal enhancement. ;)
  • Paazhahdrimaak
    Paazhahdrimaak
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    Smoking legal weed here in the great state of Washington. :)

    But who doesn't?
  • Blud
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    I keep a book nearby.
  • UltimaJoe777
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    Blud wrote: »
    I keep a book nearby.

    He's got a lorebook! Quick, grab it!
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • Robo_Hobo
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    I would tolerate longer loading screens then we have now if only my characters would not fall through the world and die every time I log in! Talk about ruining the immersion.

    It can still be immersive if you consider your character a skooma-addict. :D

    Randomly falling through the ground, screaming every other second, seeing blue all around you and sometimes strange floating things...Or watching yourself fall from the sky and die, then come back to life.

    Some pretty intense stuff.

  • ladyonthemoon
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    *Sight* As a SSD owner, the problem is that my PC loads so fast that I can't even read all the tooltips :'( Especially the ones about the actual region.
    How is that? Our loading screen problems have nothing to do with the servers then?
    How is that? Our loading screen problems have nothing to do with the servers then?

    I dunno, the only time it takes a little bit longer to load is when I log in or enter a dungeon, but even then it's never longer than 10-20s. But like I said when I use the wayshrines, enter new regions or sth similiar I don't have the time to read the region description or tooltip, although I don't really have a fast internet connection !? :smile:
    Buy an ssd is my next investment. ;)

    Edit: how is it that nobody mentions that? Even ZoS. Lengthy loading screens are due to our old hardware... only us have the solution not them.

    Edited by ladyonthemoon on October 28, 2015 6:58AM
  • olsborg
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    Watch an entire episode of modern family...

    PC EU
    PvP only
  • altemriel
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    smoke some good *** :smiley:
  • Suicidal_Godot
    Pour me some coffee.
    Edited by Suicidal_Godot on October 28, 2015 8:02AM
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