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The official Beer thread

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  • icontested
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    robkrush wrote: »
    icontested wrote: »
    robkrush wrote: »
    Yonkit wrote: »
    robkrush wrote: »
    Yonkit wrote: »
    Beer is for plebs, real alcoholics drink...
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    And no this is not a joke. I need help. :neutral:


    We are actually just chatting with each other about what beer we drink. The elitest stuff goes in the PvP threads.

    I mean... I'm not that elitist. I'm only drunk on Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Mondays... And shitfaced on Christmas.

    L2d (learn to drink). If your not hungover on July 5th your doing it wrong. Lol

    /sarcasim

    L2D.. If ESO was like fight club, your homework is to spread L2D to 3 non ESO players. If one of them does not end up thinking the slang that is associated is cool, furthermore buying the game.. You failed.. And you should run and hide

    /sarcasim properly conveys my joking demeanor right? I meant no offense. Put down the pitch forks. Lol.

    L2d was just a fun play on this communities most beloved acronym, L2p.

    I was kidding too, but oh how clever my idea. I'm sure some modifications to the idea would be funnier
    Voted and Current reigning champion of most handsome ESO player of 2013-2016
  • Asherons_Call
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    This one rather smoke. Pass the skooma pipe
  • icontested
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    Asherons_Call wrote: »
    This one rather smoke. Pass the skooma pipe

    Even if you could use skooma in game, I would NEVER try it. I think your character profile should count the times you have tried skooma if it were an option if you ever do get to view another player char sheet.
    Voted and Current reigning champion of most handsome ESO player of 2013-2016
  • robkrush
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    Asherons_Call wrote: »
    This one rather smoke. Pass the skooma pipe

    Smoking is bad for you. I suggest putting Skooma in various chocolate bakery products. :)
    PS4-NA-DC
    PSN: robkrush

    The game's central concept of "PvP in PvP areas and be safe in safe areas" needs to stay the way it is.
    ZOS, 1-12-2016
  • Artjuh90
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    robkrush wrote: »
    Asherons_Call wrote: »
    This one rather smoke. Pass the skooma pipe

    Smoking is bad for you. I suggest putting Skooma in various chocolate bakery products. :)

    Cause moonsuger is sweet =)
  • i3ig_Gun
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    BUSCHE LIGHT

    *spits*

    *TINGGGG*
    XBOX ONE - NA
    GT: i3ig Gun
    Legion of Many - Daggerfall Covenant
  • icontested
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    i3ig_Gun wrote: »
    BUSCHE LIGHT

    *spits*

    *TINGGGG*

    I challenge you to an arm wrestling match. I'll put 5k on it.. Anyone wanna take bets?
    Voted and Current reigning champion of most handsome ESO player of 2013-2016
  • i3ig_Gun
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    icontested wrote: »
    i3ig_Gun wrote: »
    BUSCHE LIGHT

    *spits*

    *TINGGGG*

    I challenge you to an arm wrestling match. I'll put 5k on it.. Anyone wanna take bets?

    5k gold?! Im in!

    *spits*

    *TINGGGG*
    XBOX ONE - NA
    GT: i3ig Gun
    Legion of Many - Daggerfall Covenant
  • icontested
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    i3ig_Gun wrote: »
    icontested wrote: »
    i3ig_Gun wrote: »
    BUSCHE LIGHT

    *spits*

    *TINGGGG*

    I challenge you to an arm wrestling match. I'll put 5k on it.. Anyone wanna take bets?

    5k gold?! Im in!

    *spits*

    *TINGGGG*

    I think to make this a bit more fair we should let you use both arms..
    Voted and Current reigning champion of most handsome ESO player of 2013-2016
  • Grunim
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    icontested wrote: »
    Asherons_Call wrote: »
    This one rather smoke. Pass the skooma pipe

    Even if you could use skooma in game, I would NEVER try it. I think your character profile should count the times you have tried skooma if it were an option if you ever do get to view another player char sheet.

    Could you imagine if the new and improved group finder had an option for skooma user yes or no? I can't tell you the amount of times I waited for a PUG pledge group to get going and someone said I'll be afk for a smoke break. Those danged skooma users making me wait around for them to get their jollies first.

    Am a whimsical Generation Jones gamer. Online RPGs hooked me since '94 and no sign of stopping soon...


  • icontested
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    Grunim wrote: »
    icontested wrote: »
    Asherons_Call wrote: »
    This one rather smoke. Pass the skooma pipe

    Even if you could use skooma in game, I would NEVER try it. I think your character profile should count the times you have tried skooma if it were an option if you ever do get to view another player char sheet.

    Could you imagine if the new and improved group finder had an option for skooma user yes or no? I can't tell you the amount of times I waited for a PUG pledge group to get going and someone said I'll be afk for a smoke break. Those danged skooma users making me wait around for them to get their jollies first.

    I think that concept is great. Imagine a MMO that took personality matching/grouping even further.. Such as how much you have stolen.. Total bounty.. Whatever. Such as stealing etc
    Voted and Current reigning champion of most handsome ESO player of 2013-2016
  • Elsonso
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    Given this...

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    I would not mind some Wrothgar Eshatere Drool brown ale.
    XBox EU/NA:@ElsonsoJannus
    PC NA/EU: @Elsonso
    PSN NA/EU: @ElsonsoJannus
    Total in-game hours: 11321
    X/Twitter: ElsonsoJannus
  • Artjuh90
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    [/quote]

    I think that concept is great. Imagine a MMO that took personality matching/grouping even further.. Such as how much you have stolen.. Total bounty.. Whatever. Such as stealing etc[/quote]

    Well first fix groupfinder then i might like this
  • UrQuan
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    Xendyn wrote: »
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    Hey, that's one of my favorites! I'm also a big fan of this:
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    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)     		Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)     		Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • icontested
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    Artjuh90 wrote: »

    I think that concept is great. Imagine a MMO that took personality matching/grouping even further.. Such as how much you have stolen.. Total bounty.. Whatever. Such as stealing etc[/quote]

    Well first fix groupfinder then i might like this [/quote]

    The group finder works when you look for a group of the 2 current undaunted pledge dungeons. Math and stats conclude the group finder works for the 2 current undaunted pledge dungeons
    Voted and Current reigning champion of most handsome ESO player of 2013-2016
  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    I have better things to spend my cash on, so I go cheap with my beer:
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    Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
    Jahsul at-Sahan | Redguard Sorcerer | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites | PVP Main
    Derrok Gunnolf | Redguard Dragonknight | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites
    Liliana Littleleaf | 9-Trait Grand Master Crafter/Jeweler (non-combat)
    Amber Emberheart | Breton Dragonknight | Stamina | Master Angler
    Vlos Anon | Dunmer Nightblade | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Kalina Valos | Dunmer Warden | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Swiftpaws-Moonshadow | Khajiit Nightblade | Stamina
    Morgul Vardar | Altmer Necromancer | Magicka
    Tithin Geil | Altmer Sorceress | Magicka
    Dhryk | Imperial Dragonknight | Stamina

    Guild Master - ESO Traders Union
    PC/NA - CP 2560+
  • i3ig_Gun
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    icontested wrote: »
    i3ig_Gun wrote: »
    icontested wrote: »
    i3ig_Gun wrote: »
    BUSCHE LIGHT

    *spits*

    *TINGGGG*

    I challenge you to an arm wrestling match. I'll put 5k on it.. Anyone wanna take bets?

    5k gold?! Im in!

    *spits*

    *TINGGGG*

    I think to make this a bit more fair we should let you use both arms..

    Sounds like a deal!

    *spits*

    *TINGGG*
    XBOX ONE - NA
    GT: i3ig Gun
    Legion of Many - Daggerfall Covenant
  • Rikal
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    In-game: Elixir of Health
    IRL: Hooty Delight Licorice Porter (unfortunately it's quite rare)
    Rikal on NA-PC (aka Rhaulikko)
  • icontested
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    Rikal wrote: »
    In-game: Elixir of Health
    IRL: Hooty Delight Licorice Porter (unfortunately it's quite rare)

    How rare? Drop rates? Haha
    Voted and Current reigning champion of most handsome ESO player of 2013-2016
  • Rikal
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    icontested wrote: »
    Rikal wrote: »
    In-game: Elixir of Health
    IRL: Hooty Delight Licorice Porter (unfortunately it's quite rare)

    How rare? Drop rates? Haha

    It's pretty rare, the brewer is notoriously lazy;)

    Rikal on NA-PC (aka Rhaulikko)
  • UltimaJoe777
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    Roshi: Yaaay beer!

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    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • icontested
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    Rikal wrote: »
    icontested wrote: »
    Rikal wrote: »
    In-game: Elixir of Health
    IRL: Hooty Delight Licorice Porter (unfortunately it's quite rare)

    How rare? Drop rates? Haha

    It's pretty rare, the brewer is notoriously lazy;)

    I'm going to buy the brewer and force them to create a self sufficient factory of brews just for you. Sounds like an IRL macro
    Voted and Current reigning champion of most handsome ESO player of 2013-2016
  • Xexpo
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    Digging Torpedo recently (a hard night of gaming)
    The little lady still drinks Corona's with lime for reasons I can no longer comprehend.
    And my son drinks Notch when he plays Minecraft, but he's only six so I should probably ween him off of that.

    Only some of that is true, but which parts ??? hah
    it's mostly the aftermath of my birthday party last week
    Kiki Dickson ~~~ Dixmanian Devil ~~~ Cornelius Buckshank Jr.
    Histy-Fitz ~~~ Boozemer ~~~ Chace X'expo
    Lluvia De'Fuego ~~~ Shakes Spear
    Macro and Cheese NA/PC
  • icontested
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    kaer426 wrote: »
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    Digging Torpedo recently (a hard night of gaming)
    The little lady still drinks Corona's with lime for reasons I can no longer comprehend.
    And my son drinks Notch when he plays Minecraft, but he's only six so I should probably ween him off of that.

    Only some of that is true, but which parts ??? hah
    it's mostly the aftermath of my birthday party last week

    Ha. This made me laugh.
    Voted and Current reigning champion of most handsome ESO player of 2013-2016
  • RizaHawkeye
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    kaer426 wrote: »
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    Digging Torpedo recently (a hard night of gaming)
    The little lady still drinks Corona's with lime for reasons I can no longer comprehend.
    And my son drinks Notch when he plays Minecraft, but he's only six so I should probably ween him off of that.

    Only some of that is true, but which parts ??? hah
    it's mostly the aftermath of my birthday party last week

    Please tell me you recycle.

    Edited by RizaHawkeye on October 17, 2015 3:47AM
    War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

    The heroes during times of war, are nothing but mass murderers during times of peace.

    Riza Hawkeye

    Learn to play, or resign to become one of pieces that is meant to be sacrificed.

    Meridia
  • NadiusMaximus
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    Guiness
  • Soulshine
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    Wonder how many Argonians drink this.... :D

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  • Sausage
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    Desperados is quite funky its flavoured with Tequila. It can be extremely addictive like first 6 bottles, but then it loses it fast.
    Edited by Sausage on October 17, 2015 4:03AM
  • Alucardo
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    Mahou es muy bien!
  • Tectonaut
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    Home-brewed cinnamon cider-mead. If you wish to make it more palatable to bosmer tastes, simply add unsalted ham halfway through the fermentation process. Filter, clarify, chill and serve...
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