Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun! A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in. There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history
If you want to make a joke about loading screen lag, what you should say is; "You have enough time to go to art school and learn to professionally sketch the screen on paper."