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If I went on a hunger strike until load times were back to normal...

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Flyersfan314
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Would I die or lose a few pounds? Maybe somewhere in between?
  • Kobaal
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    You would die. Please don't try it.
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  • xylus289_ESO
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    If you decide to. stream/video-tape every waking hour of it.
  • AlnilamE
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    Consider that the longer load times apply when first entering a zone and that whatever they did has reduced the number of random crashes.
    The Moot Councillor
  • nimander99
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    xylus289_ESO wrote: »
    If you decide to. stream/video-tape every waking hour of it.

    Count to 100,001 too so you can beat that other guys record.
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    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

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  • Chieve
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    Well that's a bit drastic
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  • myrrrorb14_ESO
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    We need a mini game pop up to play while the screen loads. Just a quick 5 minute activity to pass the time. Staring at the loading screen is too much for me.
  • Darlgon
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    You would be like these guys...

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    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • imredneckson
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    Flyersfan314 wrote: »
    Would I die or lose a few pounds? Maybe somewhere in between?

    You would be dead, buried, and H*** would have frozen over before things go back to normal.
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  • CGPsaint
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    AlnilamE wrote: »
    Consider that the longer load times apply when first entering a zone and that whatever they did has reduced the number of random crashes.

    If only this were the case. I'm getting disconnect EVERY time I enter/leave a delve/dungeon/building. It's infuriating to say the least.
    Darlgon wrote: »
    You would be like these guys...

    buny6fcqkrof.jpg

    Look on the bright side, if you can manage to get past the load screen without being disconnected, there are probably a decent stack of mats in the Heavy Sack that you can loot.
  • Xendyn
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    Darlgon wrote: »
    You would be like these guys...

    buny6fcqkrof.jpg

    First thing when I looked at that pic

    Ooo Heavy Sack...grab
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • Pallmor
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    Darlgon wrote: »
    You would be like these guys...

    buny6fcqkrof.jpg

    Sadly, that was the group that went on hunger strike until they fixed the group finder.

    Edited by Pallmor on September 19, 2015 12:34PM
  • FelixTheCatt
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    AlnilamE wrote: »
    Consider that the longer load times apply when first entering a zone and that whatever they did has reduced the number of random crashes.

    Ummm ... nope. Not true. Not even close. I have experienced many more dc's and crashes since patch. My other PS4 games play fine online , or as good as they ever have.
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  • Techlisp
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    I stupidly started working out during loading screens, and now cannot fit in to my clothes for all the muscles.

    This post will not take you an unusually long time to read.

    PS4. EU. EP.
  • Robo_Hobo
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    Pallmor wrote: »
    Darlgon wrote: »
    You would be like these guys...

    buny6fcqkrof.jpg

    Sadly, that was the group that went on hunger strike until they fixed the group finder.

    Looks like that guy on the ground was about to give in, there's a piece of cheese next to his hand.
  • PBpsy
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    I suggest on a burger strike.
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  • KronicDecay
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    l3wYtWA.gif

    This is my preferred way of dealing with the loading screens
  • ProfessorKittyhawk
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    We could all boycott the game until they get their stuff in order.

    But who are we kidding? They won't, and no matter how bad the bugs get we will continue to play because we are addicts & gluttons for punishment, and they know they have us right where they want us.

    On loading screens.
  • Flyersfan314
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    AlnilamE wrote: »
    Consider that the longer load times apply when first entering a zone and that whatever they did has reduced the number of random crashes.

    No joke I lost LESS time with crashes than I have with loading times.Crashing happened once in a while while loading screens are frequent.
  • Flyersfan314
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    ProfessorKittyhawk wrote: »
    We could all boycott the game until they get their stuff in order.

    But who are we kidding? They won't, and no matter how bad the bugs get we will continue to play because we are addicts & gluttons for punishment, and they know they have us right where they want us.

    On loading screens.

    I love punishment. (;
  • Anhedonie
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    Flyersfan314 wrote: »
    Would I die or lose a few pounds? Maybe somewhere in between?

    Don't do this, please. You'll surely die.
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  • RizaHawkeye
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    Darlgon wrote: »
    You would be like these guys...

    buny6fcqkrof.jpg

    This post says it all ...


    War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

    The heroes during times of war, are nothing but mass murderers during times of peace.

    Riza Hawkeye

    Learn to play, or resign to become one of pieces that is meant to be sacrificed.

    Meridia
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