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What ESO Recipes Could/Should I Make in Real Life?

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  • UrQuan
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    Asherons_Call wrote: »
    Moon sugar substitute? That would be cocaine son. I'm Rick James b****!!!
    OK, not going to lie, that was my first thought for a truly appropriate moon sugar substitute, but I don't really want to cook with that...
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  • Auricle
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    Hmm... What about a marijuana-infused simple syrup? ;)
  • UrQuan
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    Auricle wrote: »
    Hmm... What about a marijuana-infused simple syrup? ;)
    Well, that is an ingredient that I can legally obtain, but I don't know... Some of my guests would definitely appreciate it.
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  • Auricle
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    It'd be lore-friendly at least. I had a feeling Razum-Dar was stoned throughout Caldwell's Gold...

    Also, where in Canada are you that you can obtain mj legally? I'm on Vancouver Island and even here the law is grey at best. Although the dispensaries certainly act like it's legal. xD

  • Gidorick
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Auricle wrote: »
    Hmm... What about a marijuana-infused simple syrup? ;)
    Well, that is an ingredient that I can legally obtain, but I don't know... Some of my guests would definitely appreciate it.

    If you could take the Moon Sugar Treats recipe from Feasty Geeks (http://feastygeeks.blogspot.com/2012/04/skryim-treats-moon-sugar.html) and add a bit of marijuana to that it might go over well. I've never cooked with marijuana before. How finely can you grind it and cook it and have it retain its properties?
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  • UrQuan
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    Auricle wrote: »
    It'd be lore-friendly at least. I had a feeling Razum-Dar was stoned throughout Caldwell's Gold...

    Also, where in Canada are you that you can obtain mj legally? I'm on Vancouver Island and even here the law is grey at best. Although the dispensaries certainly act like it's legal. xD
    Everywhere in Canada, but it's only legal if you have a prescription (it's the only thing that really helps my migraines, due to an allergy to triptans) and it comes from an authorized producer.
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  • Auricle
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    You can basically grind it into dust and it'd still be effective. THC knows no bounds.
  • Corellon Thromorin
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    LOL. I have wondered the same thing about Alchemy potions. Finding the real-world equivalent plants and conjuring up a potion to see what it would do... probably just make me horribly ill. :lol:

    I think you should make Telvanni Tea

    ESO Ingredients:
    • Lotus
    • Acai Berry
    • Honey

    Real world Ingredients:
    • Lotus
    • Elderberry
    • Honey

    Sweetroll
    • Banana
    • Corn
    • Seasoning
    So.. banana corn muffins?
    http://www.food.com/recipe/banana-corn-muffins-133710

    As geeky as it sounds, a ESOCon (complete with a feast) sounds terribly fun. lol.

    But... But açaí berries are real.
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    If you made Parmesan Eels in Watermelon the way Derrick made his appetizer tonight on Masterchef, it would probably be amazing. But eel is super-expensive. Record year with Maine elvers going for $2500 a pound.
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  • Carde
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    OK, a side conversation about pumpkin rabbit pie in this thread brought this up.

    For a while I've considered trying to make a Tamriel-themed feast including only dishes based on recipes found in ESO. Naturally, this would be to serve to my real life friends who play/have played ESO.

    So I'm asking the forums community, what recipes do you think would be the best for me to try to make? I'm looking for ones that don't require ingredients that are unobtainable outside of Tamriel, and ones that actually sound like they could be kind of tasty, while still being a bit unusual.

    So what are your suggestions? :)

    Someone from FFXIV did this once on their blog. Went through every recipe in the game and cooked a real life equivalent using ingredients from the item's recipe/description as close as they could to the game's food item, substituting ingredients where they had to (for stuff that wasn't real). It came out really good, and most of the food looked delicious.

    edit: found the blog: http://eorzeaneats.tumblr.com/
    Edited by Carde on September 17, 2015 4:03AM
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  • UrQuan
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    Carde wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    OK, a side conversation about pumpkin rabbit pie in this thread brought this up.

    For a while I've considered trying to make a Tamriel-themed feast including only dishes based on recipes found in ESO. Naturally, this would be to serve to my real life friends who play/have played ESO.

    So I'm asking the forums community, what recipes do you think would be the best for me to try to make? I'm looking for ones that don't require ingredients that are unobtainable outside of Tamriel, and ones that actually sound like they could be kind of tasty, while still being a bit unusual.

    So what are your suggestions? :)

    Someone from FFXIV did this once on their blog. Went through every recipe in the game and cooked a real life equivalent using ingredients from the item's recipe/description as close as they could to the game's food item, substituting ingredients where they had to (for stuff that wasn't real). It came out really good, and most of the food looked delicious.
    Whoa... No way am I going to go through every recipe in ESO! :# There are way too many, and I'm just not that dedicated!
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    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)     		Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)     		Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • Asherons_Call
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    I wouldn't mind trying a little Cyrodiilic brandy or even some cheap nord mead. I wonder what psyjic ambrosia would taste like
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    Silverside Perch Pudding and Coldharbour Daedrat Snacks

    Go.

    E: You must use actual rats in the second one.
    Edited by Scyantific on September 17, 2015 4:14AM
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    Suddenly I want a series of cookbooks professionally printed and illustrated. One from each of the 10 cultures of ESO.
    You could start with that book that is in skyrim that is written by the gourmet, Im sure that has a few recipes in it with instructions.

  • Carde
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Whoa... No way am I going to go through every recipe in ESO! :# There are way too many, and I'm just not that dedicated!

    I wouldn't even suggest it. There are waaaay more cooking and brewing recipes here than any other game I can think of off the top of my head. I'd suggest picking a few from your list that sound doable/good and just feast like a king for a week.
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  • Xendyn
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    UrQuan wrote: »
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    Whoa... No way am I going to go through every recipe in ESO! :# There are way too many, and I'm just not that dedicated!


    lol right? There was 387 before they added the new ones. I had em all, now I'm back to collecting.
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  • Peel_Ya_Cap_517
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    Emperor's Fricassee and washed down with Summer Sky Pale Ale!
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    So what's for dinner and when can we expect our engraved invitations?
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  • Gidorick
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    Corellon Thromorin wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    LOL. I have wondered the same thing about Alchemy potions. Finding the real-world equivalent plants and conjuring up a potion to see what it would do... probably just make me horribly ill. :lol:

    I think you should make Telvanni Tea

    ESO Ingredients:
    • Lotus
    • Acai Berry
    • Honey

    Real world Ingredients:
    • Lotus
    • Elderberry
    • Honey

    Sweetroll
    • Banana
    • Corn
    • Seasoning
    So.. banana corn muffins?
    http://www.food.com/recipe/banana-corn-muffins-133710

    As geeky as it sounds, a ESOCon (complete with a feast) sounds terribly fun. lol.

    But... But açaí berries are real.

    They are?!? *googles* oh. :lol: I would apologize for not being up on my berry knowledge but I really don't care enough to care that I wasn't aware. :wink:

    Thanks for the correction!
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  • SantieClaws
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    Hmm this one would probably go for the following in no particular order - only the order on which she could lay her paws on each dish:

    This is probably quite like a traditional Fishmas dinner but with less moon sugar and dancing on the food.

    Fishy Stick
    Pan-Fried Trout
    Whiterun Cheese-Baked Trout
    Salted Cod
    Crawdad Quiche
    Apple Baked Fish
    Baked Sole with Bananas
    Parmesan Eels in Watermelon

    Bananas in Moon-Sugar Syrup

    Also this one would like to know what the tiddles is 'Monkeypig Cutlets'?

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  • Corellon Thromorin
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    Corellon Thromorin wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    LOL. I have wondered the same thing about Alchemy potions. Finding the real-world equivalent plants and conjuring up a potion to see what it would do... probably just make me horribly ill. :lol:

    I think you should make Telvanni Tea

    ESO Ingredients:
    • Lotus
    • Acai Berry
    • Honey

    Real world Ingredients:
    • Lotus
    • Elderberry
    • Honey

    Sweetroll
    • Banana
    • Corn
    • Seasoning
    So.. banana corn muffins?
    http://www.food.com/recipe/banana-corn-muffins-133710

    As geeky as it sounds, a ESOCon (complete with a feast) sounds terribly fun. lol.

    But... But açaí berries are real.

    They are?!? *googles* oh. :lol: I would apologize for not being up on my berry knowledge but I really don't care enough to care that I wasn't aware. :wink:

    Thanks for the correction!

    They are sweet, tasty and give you a lot of energy. Seems something like a Telvanni tea would use.
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