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NPC's are really prone to arm injuries in this game

Pallmor
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"Well, you see, I would help you clear my farm of those nasty trolls and save my daughter. But, as you can see from the fact that I'm holding my arm and panting, I just can't offer any assistance whatsoever. But, don't worry, once you've killed all the bad guys and their boss, I'll come running up just fine and reward you with some sword you can't use and a pittance of gold. If this amazing offer tempts you, random stranger who happened along, then my farm is just up the road. I'll just wait here, holding my arm and trying to catch my breath."
  • Darkstorne
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    They're also prone to being ghosts. At least on the Daggerfall side it seems like every other quest giver is a ghost...
  • ChibiMechaX78
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    At least some of the quest givers know they are useless.
    Case and point
    Onuja the Cowardly Argonian when you go summon Mavos Siloreth in EP.

    Or that useless Orc named Dugroth in the "moment of truth" quest in DC.

    If only they didn't have to worry about NOT respawning.

  • Rikal
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    You see, baseball is very popular in Tamriel. All the NPCs grew up playing it. But alas, their coaches were not up to date with the latest medical findings and sadly overtaxed their throwing arms. Little did they know they were suffering latent ligament damage, and at the most crucial life threatening moment, when they needed that strong right (or left) arm to wield a stalwart weapon the most. Pop!

    Now the NPC's holding their legs, they played football.....
    Rikal on NA-PC (aka Rhaulikko)
  • Asherons_Call
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    ...and arrows to the knee. Very common injury among the guards
  • Pallmor
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    ...and arrows to the knee. Very common injury among the guards

    I hear knees are also responsible for the vast majority of arrow injuries in Tamriel.
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