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ZoS Hard at work trying to fix the servers

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wraithguknub18_ESO
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I captured this on my super secret spy cam...

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  • wraithguknub18_ESO
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    I found out what the new server hardware they are getting is...


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  • UltimaJoe777
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    wraithguknub18_ESO wrote: »
    I found out what the new server hardware they are getting is...


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    1 Byte is even too much though.
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    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
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    (_)____TNT____)~~~*
    I didn't choose tank life, tank life chose me.
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    LOL
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    FASTER!

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  • wraithguknub18_ESO
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    Hey Bill I think we have a problem with the servers....

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  • wraithguknub18_ESO
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    ZoS having a "minor" issue with the server

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  • Asuryan11
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    R.I.P server hamster... :( now where are they going to get a new one at this time of night?
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    The mega server will be up shortly
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  • wraithguknub18_ESO
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    Don't worry the new crew is hard at working "trying to fill in" for the hamster...

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  • k2blader
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    Now now. The solution is: everyone sub so they can fix teh stuff!!
    Disabling the grass may improve performance.
  • wraithguknub18_ESO
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    Working on it...


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  • wraithguknub18_ESO
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    Quality tech support working hard...

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  • LiquidZ
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    Still better than the Trion servers original.jpg
  • ontheleftcoast
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    The old VIC 20's must've overheated again. I keep telling them to upgrade to Commodore 64's but they just don't want to spend the big bucks on their servers.

    This is pretty effing embarrassing, two major server crashes in less than a week is not the sign of a AAA shop running their "A game".
  • Umad_BrO
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    Give them a break :) there are thousands of us!!
    What's the matter? Did somebody steal your sweet roll?
  • Kupoking
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    Dude, if the server just stopped working all at once, it would take more then a few minutes to re open it.

    It would be like recovery from a 100-0mph accident.
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    The heroes during times of war, are nothing but mass murderers during times of peace.

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    Disabling the grass may improve performance.
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    Zenimax's offices, right before the server crashed:

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    Laplace wrote: »
    Zenimax's offices, right before the server crashed:

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    exactly!
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    only daggerfall covenant can do this type thing and it's real even tho people say is no real IT IS REAL!
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  • vaagventje17eb17_ESO
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    Live footage

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    New pic just in...

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  • lance_lindbergub17_ESO
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    The developers just called the datacenter to get an update...
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    kamohs212eb17_ESO wrote: »
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    As a Derpy fan, THIS is Awesome!!!
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    kamohs212eb17_ESO wrote: »
    Dumb MLP garbage

    Way to ruin a good thread with MLP. Get out.
    Edited by Scyantific on August 28, 2015 4:53AM
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