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Move the bobber down please

badmojo
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The current bobber placement defies physics, this should be easily fixed by moving it down a bit.

Drawing explains it all
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  • TortUred_mAlice
    Defies physics? This game? Nooo...
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  • Kuroinu
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    What I got from your image was an old man waving his walking stick in the air while drowning. Someone please save him!
    Loving the MSpaint skills lol.
  • Divinius
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    ITT: explaining proper game physics using MS Paint.

    You sir, get an awesome. :)
  • Techlisp
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    I thought it was one legged, headless people, called "Bob", in the sea, bobbing. Thankfully, they have two arms to hang on to the lifebuoy.
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  • demendred
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    Your title made me think of some English sexual reference.
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  • robkrush
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    The mods will prolly delete this thread for you if you ask them; as soon as tired of the mocking replys your gonna get.
    Edited by robkrush on August 21, 2015 4:02PM
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  • strikeback1247
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    That high quality drawing though ;)
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  • CGPsaint
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    This is without a doubt, the best thread on this forum. 1 Awesome for you sir!
  • willymchilybily
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    Great.... now i have to do some fishing so i can inspect the "bobber", and once i've seen it, it will annoy me when ever i see it again. How low on the "to do" list will this be for ZOS. Item 736 "please move the bobber down".
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  • Dahkoht
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    Awesome , simply awesome.
  • Kobaal
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    Great.... now i have to do some fishing so i can inspect the "bobber", and once i've seen it, it will annoy me when ever i see it again. How low on the "to do" list will this be for ZOS. Item 736 "please move the bobber down".

    They'll probably hot patch fix this next Monday.

    I like the drawing. Nice work.
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  • RedTalon
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    I feel compelled to write something angry now
  • Rikal
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    The bobber's too high? Right. That'll be item 1,234,567 on the priority list. Out of 1,234,567.
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  • Rosveen
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    I have no clue what a bobber is and what this thread is all about, but I like your drawing.
  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    Rosveen wrote: »
    I have no clue what a bobber is and what this thread is all about, but I like your drawing.

    Try fishing. That thing that floats on the water's surface and goes down when you catch a fish is the bobber.

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  • Techlisp
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    Haha, and there was me thinking this was about some high tech pc jargon.

    It's about fishing. And that drawing just became more awesome.

    In the UK we call a bobber a float.
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  • eventide03b14a_ESO
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    There are at least 20 things I would like them to fix before this. Like how shoulder pieces float above my shoulders. That's far more annoying.
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    Edited by eventide03b14a_ESO on August 21, 2015 3:57PM
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  • JimbobMarley
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    You should use shad or chub for bait , these are heavier than worms or crawlers and will bring your "Bobber" further down into the water . Just kidding but honestly does this really bother you?
  • RatedChaotic
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    I think there are bigger more important things than where the bobber/float is located on the water.
  • psicorpb16_ESO
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    They will probably try to recode the whole world and move the water up! (Sorry , sarcasm)
  • badmojo
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    You should use shad or chub for bait , these are heavier than worms or crawlers and will bring your "Bobber" further down into the water . Just kidding but honestly does this really bother you?

    It does bother me, and it's such a small change, it could probably be done in a matter of a few minutes. That bottom stick should never come out of the water, it's simple fizzics.

    Are there bigger more important things? Yes, but most of them take way more time than this tweak.
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  • F7sus4
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    Defies physics? This game? Nooo...
    It's defiles physics, not defies. :wink:
  • eventide03b14a_ESO
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    badmojo wrote: »
    You should use shad or chub for bait , these are heavier than worms or crawlers and will bring your "Bobber" further down into the water . Just kidding but honestly does this really bother you?

    It does bother me, and it's such a small change, it could probably be done in a matter of a few minutes. That bottom stick should never come out of the water, it's simple fizzics.

    Are there bigger more important things? Yes, but most of them take way more time than this tweak.

    I'm not sure what fizzics is, but it sounds like a tasty carbonated beverage.
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  • badmojo
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    Just remember to burp yourself down before you get chopped up in the giant ceiling fan.
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  • KiraTsukasa
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    People will find anything to complain about...
  • icontested
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    What I got from your image was an old man waving his walking stick in the air while drowning. Someone please save him!
    Loving the MSpaint skills lol.

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  • Volkodav
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    Yeah,you're lucky you didnt get flamed for this. Lol. I did when I posted something with a title that some didnt get.
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