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Most memorable and most annoying ESO quotes?

HeroOfNone
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What are your most mememorable and annoying quotes in game? Remember to us spoiler tags for anything end game.


Some of mine...
Most memorable
Nerien'eth
you think that blade is yours to touch? It has a master, and it's master is me

Some of the Most Annoying
The Wise Mage
I can not stop these creations!
My army has a mind of its own!


What do you remember or loathe the most?
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  • AhPook_Is_Here
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    Every time I zone into SO I get a little wood when the high-elf girl screams "Shut-up, or I will shut you up!" to her prisoner in her mezzo-soprano.
    “Whatever.”
    -Unknown American
  • Sharmony
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    Go ahead, maybe you can float out of craglorn...
    @Wjleppard - EU - Sharmony Youtube
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  • hydrocynus
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    well....... that was unfortunate....

    (memorable but frustrating too as i want to punch the screen every time i hear it!)
    Edited by hydrocynus on August 18, 2015 2:45PM
    My internet is invalid
  • Yakidafi
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    Most annoying is the voice in Selenes web for sure!

    heard alot of funny ones but can not name atm just like that but I really liek the reapers march guard dialogue
    Moons and sands shall be your guide and path.
    PC EU/NA
  • WitchyWarrior
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    I can't remember exactly what is said, but I'm SURE you all know who I'm talking about.....The trick next to Belkarth Wayshrine. She just won't shut up!

    JUST GO DELIVER IT YOURSELF!

    Since my loading screen usually takes longer than I can sit still, I will go grab a drink or something. But as soon as I hear her voice I have to run back over to my computer to get the heck out of that area. I don't know exactly why she irritates me so much, but my god......
  • MisterJimothy
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    Vet Spindle is a gold mine

    "Over there! It's Mereel!"
    "Boss, I don't think he's listening...."
    "Why is nothing ever easy?"

  • Senk3tsu
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    There's some little elf in Craglorn that says something along the lines of:

    "Between my optimism and your proclivity for violence, there's no way we can lose!" I love that one.

    And pretty much anything Razum Dar says is amazing.
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  • HebrewHatchet
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    Did you hear about the madness in southpoint? My sister says they're building houses out of mudcrabs!
    [PS4 NA]
    PSN: HebrewHatchet
  • Mitchblue
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    I always get a chuckle out of "If you want to lose 10lbs of ugly fat, I'd be happy to chop your head off."
    Anyone else rooting for Molag Bal?
  • SilentRaven1972
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    I don't remember exactly where, only that it was a Daggerfall Covenant thing....A random NPC somewhere made reference to the "hide your wife, hide your kids" meme. I nearly died laughing!
    "Such is the nature of evil. Out there in the vast ignorance of the world, it festers and spreads. A shadow that grows in the dark. A sleepless malice as black as the oncoming wall of night. So it ever was, so will it always be. In time all foul things come forth." -Thranduil
  • HebrewHatchet
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    Any AD player should know this one:

    I can see my prison, the fortress on the hill. Come up.
    -The Silvenar
    [PS4 NA]
    PSN: HebrewHatchet
  • J2JMC
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    You think I'm being smart with you? How would you know?
    Knee Jerk, L2P, Obtuse, Casual, Entitled, All The Best, unnecessary mention of CoD

    Battle leveling for pve content defeats the idea of progression. Remove CP

    "Apparently the players are more informed than we are"-Richard Lambert

  • Resipsa131
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    "Too many Argonians about these days, makes me nervous."

    Everytime I roll into Davons Watch
  • Vashna
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    Shadowfen Quest - Saving the Relics
    Gerent Saervild Steel-Wind says:
    "I sent my boy to get them, but he's worthless.
    Boy couldn't find his own arse with a clairvoyance spell. Takes after his wh0ring mother."
    Edited by Vashna on August 18, 2015 7:53PM
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  • Rook_Master
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    "The Baelborne child is mine!!!"
  • afgncaap7
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    "A toast...to...DRINKING!!!"
  • aco5712
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    I NEED AIDDDDDDDD
    Banned for Naming and Shaming exploiters. Great ideology ZOS.
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  • Asherons_Call
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    "I erect the spine of welcome. "

    Sounds kinky and depraved all at the same time
  • jkemmery
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    The most annoying "quote" had to be the "ye ye ye ye ye" noise the goblins make!
  • dday3six
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    "I like to crush skulls and eat sweet rolls"
  • SahrotRein
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    Basically for me the most annoying lines are the ones bankers have.

    "Neither a borrower nor a lender be..."

    "Greetings traveler, not even Sinmur can shut us down!"

    "Welcome to the Hlaalu treasury."


    But my most likable one is Molag Bal's line: "The souls of the damned are my weapons! You will know eons of suffering!"


    edit: typo
    Edited by SahrotRein on August 19, 2015 3:05PM
    Today we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines.

    - A Dominion of peace. The fair and just rule of Tamriel
  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Vet City of Ash :

    "- Fingaenion, my loooove, please don't diiiiiie !!!!!!!!!!
    - Gilraen, I will saaaaaaaave you !!!!!!!!!"
    (not sure of exact wording but that's pretty much like this and goes over and over during the whole dungeon).

    Moving for the first few times but after a hundred run this sugarsweet romance is probably the most pathetic sentence in the game ! :-)

    And my favourite is Sai & Lyris together : "SHUT UP, THARN !" :-)
    Edited by anitajoneb17_ESO on August 18, 2015 10:12PM
  • HeroOfNone
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    More on the memorable column

    The Warrior
    The master draws his sword!
    A dozen cuts, like whisper in the wind!

    And in the annoying..
    rawl'kha Constable
    ..for all of these crimes this one sentences him to the stocks, until such time he learns proper repentance...
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  • starkerealm
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    "You hear the expression 'neither a borrower or lender be?'"

    No. Never. I've heard the expression "neither a borrow nor a lender be." But, not "or."
  • Cillion3117
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    Surprise me... Say something intelligent.
  • Umad_BrO
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    Awww, what's the matter? Did someone steal your sweetroll?

    or, of course...

    I used to be an adventurer just like you until I took an arrow to the knee.

    BTW, ever hear the song?

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=mTRmAhu08pA
    What's the matter? Did somebody steal your sweet roll?
  • Etaniel
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    RANSER, you mad man.... It's time to finish this !
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  • duff28
    duff28
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    Greetings traveller, not even Sinmur can shut us down.

    Every time
  • SahrotRein
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    HeroOfNone wrote: »
    And in the annoying..
    rawl'kha Constable
    ..for all of these crimes this one sentences him to the stocks, until such time he learns proper repentance...

    God... you're so right. How could I've forgotten this? That Khajiit has some sort of Russian-like accent. "For all of dese creims..." I remember one night I've spent there around an hour, just dying my armor over and over and I kept hearing this all the time, I couldn't get it out of my head.

    Now I go to Velyn Harbor instead.

    Edited by SahrotRein on August 19, 2015 3:04PM
    Today we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines.

    - A Dominion of peace. The fair and just rule of Tamriel
  • SahrotRein
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    aco5712 wrote: »
    I NEED AIDDDDDDDD

    "I NEED HEALING!"
    Today we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines.

    - A Dominion of peace. The fair and just rule of Tamriel
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