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Would you like a divorce?

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Singular
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How many people's Mara partner just doesn't play anymore? Mine doesn't! I want a divorce!
Edited by Singular on August 10, 2015 7:33AM
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Would you like a divorce? 126 votes

Yes, I'd like a divorce and have my ring reset
41%
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No, divorce is evil and your ring is forever set
11%
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Squirrels like nuts
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  • ItsMeToo
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    Yes, I'd like a divorce and have my ring reset
    for free
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  • Farorin
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    Squirrels like nuts
    Squirrels.

    I for one love the woman I Mara'd.

    Although I do think an Unmara thing should be possible.
  • Bash-ley
    Bash-ley
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    Squirrels like nuts
    Lol squirrels.
  • Bash-ley
    Bash-ley
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    Squirrels like nuts
    ItsMeToo wrote: »
    for free

    Dude, divorce is never free. The person you divorce in eso should be entitled to half your gold plus a monthly payment.
  • 13igTyme
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    Squirrels like nuts
    Poll is split so far. 50% want a divorce. While 50% agree with squirrel.
    PS4 | NA | l3igTyme

    Thinking about coming back to play...
  • Storm_knight22
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    Squirrels like nuts
    LOL Ashley Madison anyone?
    I want spell crafting.
  • Gidorick
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    Squirrels like nuts
    Buy a new pledge of Mara in the Crown Store and choose more carefully next time. You can just throw the other one away.
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  • Fhaerron
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    I never used the mara pledge.
  • Araxleon
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    No, divorce is evil and your ring is forever set
    I married 20 people, 3 of which I remember. 15 female - 5 male.

    thats alot of divorces if you ask me.
  • snackrat
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    Squirrels like nuts
    What is the problem? ESO supports polygamy, no 'divorce' required.

    Just get another Pledge of Mara (Crown Store) and marry again. You will get new rings for this. If you really want to 'commit' to your divorce, destroy the first Ring of Mara.
    Rings are not unique items that are 'reset', they are generated by the marriage itself.
    Edited by snackrat on August 10, 2015 12:11PM
  • r.jan_emailb16_ESO
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    Yes, I'd like a divorce and have my ring reset
    I also want to take half of the other person's stuff since they left me. :(
    Lairgren | DC Dragonknight - August Palatine
    playing for eXile

    I'm done, CU somewhere else.
  • Bash-ley
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    Squirrels like nuts
    This thread is a great example of why we shouldn't have houses in eso. Player houses would make divorce so complicated. Soon after this the Devs will have to release the solicitor class, whos main job will be to take money from other players in exchange for rubbish advice on the divorce proceedings.
  • Bash-ley
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    Squirrels like nuts
    One minute you're all happy with your husband or wife, just completed a group dungeon together, got the bonuses etc. Then he/she has left you, taken half your stuff and your lovely house in Bankorai where she/he lives with their new partner... Now you're renting a rubbish shack in lower Rifton, wondering where you'll get your next Skooma fix.
    Edited by Bash-ley on August 10, 2015 12:29PM
  • 13igTyme
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    Squirrels like nuts
    Bash-ley wrote: »
    One minute you're all happy with your husband or wife, just completed a group dungeon together, got the bonuses etc. Then he/she has left you, taken half your stuff and your lovely house in Bankorai where she/he lives with their new partner... Now you're renting a rubbish shack in lower Rifton, wondering where you'll get your next Skooma fix.

    I'd buy that DLC.
    PS4 | NA | l3igTyme

    Thinking about coming back to play...
  • Sneaky-Snurr
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    Squirrels like nuts
    The final option in the list has the highest vote count. Does that tell you anything? Go figure. :smiley:
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  • Banky71
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    Yes, I'd like a divorce and have my ring reset
    I'm leaving you!
    If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.

    gamertag - xbone Banky71
  • Bash-ley
    Bash-ley
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    Squirrels like nuts
    13igTyme wrote: »
    Bash-ley wrote: »
    One minute you're all happy with your husband or wife, just completed a group dungeon together, got the bonuses etc. Then he/she has left you, taken half your stuff and your lovely house in Bankorai where she/he lives with their new partner... Now you're renting a rubbish shack in lower Rifton, wondering where you'll get your next Skooma fix.

    I'd buy that DLC.

    Sounds like fun right? Wrong! Skooma addiction is no fun.
    Chilling with your mates at the Winking Skeever, your buddy offers you a bottle. It's only a one off, help you forget the pain of being left by that @!?#
    That's where it begins, it ends with you waking up laying next to a big flamboyant Orc rent boy with a dubious look in his eye!
  • Kleptobrainiac
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    No, divorce is evil and your ring is forever set
    This is why Tamriel is in turmoil to begin with. Daedra feed from the wrong doing of mortals. I am however in favor of stoning your pledge partner to death & then finding a new pledge, as Akatosh intended.

    :p
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  • BigM
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    Squirrels like nuts
    I knew this would end up with divorces. Now ZoS can charge like 25 dollars for this, maybe even have a judge Judy setup. :smiley:
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  • Dahkoht
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    Assassins guild opportunities for this are limitless.........
  • Banky71
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    Yes, I'd like a divorce and have my ring reset
    You are not Judge Judy and executioner!
    If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.

    gamertag - xbone Banky71
  • starlizard70ub17_ESO
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    Squirrels like nuts
    Bash-ley wrote: »
    This thread is a great example of why we shouldn't have houses in eso. Player houses would make divorce so complicated. Soon after this the Devs will have to release the solicitor class, whos main job will be to take money from other players in exchange for rubbish advice on the divorce proceedings.

    This Khajiit NB/Lawyer sees a gold making oppertunity from this situtation. Remember 1 555 CALL ZAR, for all your quasi legel needs, bail bonds, divorce, etc, we do it all,... for a modest fee of course. :wink:
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  • Techlisp
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    I work for Ball and Chain marital legal advice, and would be happy to represent you all. :p
    This post will not take you an unusually long time to read.

    PS4. EU. EP.
  • KiraTsukasa
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    No, divorce is evil and your ring is forever set
    "Until DEATH do us part."

    I take that very seriously. If you want a divorce, you'll have to die.
  • CapnPhoton
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    If you have property and kids, be sure to review the laws in the particular zone you live in...
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  • doggie
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    No, divorce is evil and your ring is forever set
    I'm not married yet, the game has barely been out a year how did you guys get married so fast? I'm picky!
  • KiraTsukasa
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    No, divorce is evil and your ring is forever set
    doggie wrote: »
    I'm not married yet, the game has barely been out a year how did you guys get married so fast? I'm picky!

    I wouldn't exactly call it fast. Me and Righty have been together for as long as I can remember.
  • Techlisp
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    Remember that all important saying?

    Your partner is for life, not just for before you recover from your hangover.
    Edited by Techlisp on August 10, 2015 2:45PM
    This post will not take you an unusually long time to read.

    PS4. EU. EP.
  • Bash-ley
    Bash-ley
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    Squirrels like nuts
    starlizard70ub17_ESO wrote: »
    Bash-ley wrote: »
    This thread is a great example of why we shouldn't have houses in eso. Player houses would make divorce so complicated. Soon after this the Devs will have to release the solicitor class, whos main job will be to take money from other players in exchange for rubbish advice on the divorce proceedings.

    This Khajiit NB/Lawyer sees a gold making oppertunity from this situtation. Remember 1 555 CALL ZAR, for all your quasi legel needs, bail bonds, divorce, etc, we do it all,... for a modest fee of course. :wink:

    Sounds like this Khajit will strife the gold straight from your coffers!
  • Reverb
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    Squirrels like nuts
    Banky71 wrote: »
    You are not Judge Judy and executioner!

    For the greater good
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
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