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My first LOL in ESO...
gilbegger
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I was questing on the EP side ( silver...Vet 5) during a "vampire centered" quest line a NPCs reaction made me laugh out loud. I had to throw "bags" of something on vampires to mask their smell. After throwing one of the smelly bags onto the last vampire I learned what was making the bags smell.
The vampire said (and im paraphrasing) ..."Cat ***!?? Who throws cat *** on someone ?!"
This made my day. Whoever wrote this quest line....thank you very much.
The vampire said (and im paraphrasing) ..."Cat ***!?? Who throws cat *** on someone ?!"
This made my day. Whoever wrote this quest line....thank you very much.
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Enemy-of-Coldharbour✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Yes...this one remembers that quest. Cat pee is for litter boxes not throwing!
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traigusb14_ESO2✭✭✭✭✭Enemy-of-Coldharbour wrote: »Yes...this one remembers that quest. Cat pee is for litter boxes not throwing!
Says you!
To the OP:
Actually you throw them on vampire hunters so vampires won't want to bite them.Edited by traigusb14_ESO2 on August 5, 2015 12:45AM0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭The one that made me lol was a dc mission.
Where you meet the argonion that thinks inside she was always a crocodile xdPS4 EU DC
Current CP : 756+
I have every character level 50, both a magicka and stamina version.
RIP my effort to get 5x v16 characters...0 -
Gorilla✭✭✭I like the humor they weave in. I play odd hours and when harvesting mats it keeps me amused.1 -
Alucardo✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I love Darien. That guy is a total hound dog. I'm expecting to come across a quest..
STARTED: INVESTIGATE DARIEN'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT CHARGES2 -
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✭Is that what he says? All this I thought he was talking about that chick from the Hunger Games.0 -
gilbegger✭✭✭traigusb14_ESO2 wrote: »Enemy-of-Coldharbour wrote: »Yes...this one remembers that quest. Cat pee is for litter boxes not throwing!
Says you!
To the OP:
Actually you throw them on vampire hunters so vampires won't want to bite them.
Ah...tyvm. I was in a half daze grinding my way to v14 (v5 now)... I usually quest slowly and "smell the roses'...but ive been on a mission to top out.
I threw the wizz on him and heard him say the line as I was running away... I literally stopped and laughed. Im glad i was alone.0 -
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✭✭See the screenshot attached. Made me laugh after encountering it.
Edited by phairdon on August 6, 2015 3:43AMYour immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)2 -
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That's pretty good, but personally I prefer the bag merchant in Vulkhel Guard: the Handy Haversack. If that's not a reference to my all-time favorite magic item from AD&D I'll eat my Heward's Handy Haversack...See the screenshot attached. Made my laugh after encountering it.
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