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how to get divorcd

frusrated
frusrated
Different work schedule has made current marriage useless is there a way to get divorced
  • NewBlacksmurf
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    take the ring off...that's it

    To get re-married, buy a new scroll of Mara. (Also multiple marriages can occur)
    Edited by NewBlacksmurf on August 3, 2015 7:15PM
    -PC (PTS)/Xbox One: NewBlacksmurf
    ~<{[50]}>~ looks better than *501
  • Dahkoht
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    Open world PVP would solve this also.....
  • whyB
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    I was most definitely expecting only ESOTU in the comment.
  • Banky71
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    Just start referring to your SO as "sugar bunns". That works just about every time.
    If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.

    gamertag - xbone Banky71
  • Tolmos
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    If you put a ring on each finger, and the appropriate players are logged in, do they stack?
  • Darlgon
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    frusrated wrote: »
    Different work schedule has made current marriage useless is there a way to get divorced

    Seriously? No. no way. Except delete your character and start over.
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • Mitchblue
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    Does she have a hot sister you could sleep with? That did wonders for me..
    Anyone else rooting for Molag Bal?
  • Dahkoht
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    Also here's another huge opportunity for the assassins guide line , allow players to hire an assassins guild player to eliminate their Mara problem.....

    The drama ensuing in game and on the forums would be endless.
  • Robbmrp
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    Dahkoht wrote: »
    Open world PVP would solve this also.....

    Instead of a Judges gavel it's a 1H Hammer to the face.........
    NA Server - Kildair
  • Dahkoht
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    Robbmrp wrote: »
    Dahkoht wrote: »
    Open world PVP would solve this also.....

    Instead of a Judges gavel it's a 1H Hammer to the face.........

    Or a dagger in the back while trading , poison in the food buff , the possibilities are limitless....
  • Forestd16b14_ESO
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    Well a sword works great for divirces.
  • 13igTyme
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    Quality thread and topic.
    PS4 | NA | l3igTyme

    Thinking about coming back to play...
  • firstdecan
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    Divorce won't happen until the justice system is fully rolled out. There needs to be a way to equitably separate the marital assets.
  • TequilaFire
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    Play too much ESO...
    Oh wait you weren't talking about real life! >:)
  • Xendyn
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    Dear Frustrated,

    It's always better to make sure you are compatible Before you get married. This is essential for the well-being of your children, pets, bank account and property ownership ;)
    You need to get rid of that ring immediately and go out and commit some proper polygamy so all your time slots are covered.

    I know a couple of Nightblades that would be happy to take care of your little problem (I can hook you up with a meeting in the Imperial City).

    Have a wonderful day and a merry life of mahem.

    Signed,
    Ann Landers
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

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  • Mitchblue
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    Play too much ESO...
    Oh wait you weren't talking about real life! >:)

    You mean the OP is married in a game? How dumb.
    Anyone else rooting for Molag Bal?
  • Darlgon
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    Mitchblue wrote: »
    Play too much ESO...
    Oh wait you weren't talking about real life! >:)

    You mean the OP is married in a game? How dumb.

    10% XP bonus if both of you are online, and dont even have to be in the same zone or group, is not dumb.
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • Rayste
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    Darlgon wrote: »
    Mitchblue wrote: »
    Play too much ESO...
    Oh wait you weren't talking about real life! >:)

    You mean the OP is married in a game? How dumb.

    10% XP bonus if both of you are online, and dont even have to be in the same zone or group, is not dumb.

    Ring has to be slotted and I thought you needed to be grouped?
    The Teach - AD Templar
  • markt84
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    Find a lawyer, and start hiding all your stuff in a guild bank, so she doesn't take half of your stuff
  • Kobaal
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    Rayste wrote: »
    Darlgon wrote: »
    Mitchblue wrote: »
    Play too much ESO...
    Oh wait you weren't talking about real life! >:)

    You mean the OP is married in a game? How dumb.

    10% XP bonus if both of you are online, and dont even have to be in the same zone or group, is not dumb.

    Ring has to be slotted and I thought you needed to be grouped?

    You do. You also HAVE to be in the same zone. At least last time I tested it that's how it worked.
    Kobaal - VR16 Dragon Knight - PC [NA] Azura Star
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  • Pallmor
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    Take away her credit cards, or tell him that he can't watch any more sports. Works every time.
  • Mitchblue
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    Darlgon wrote: »
    Mitchblue wrote: »
    Play too much ESO...
    Oh wait you weren't talking about real life! >:)

    You mean the OP is married in a game? How dumb.

    10% XP bonus if both of you are online, and dont even have to be in the same zone or group, is not dumb.

    Dumb.
    Anyone else rooting for Molag Bal?
  • gilbegger
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    Think of the kids!!!
  • LEGENDARYYY
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    grind to vr14 within a week.
    CP capped.

    EP - Nord - Eystein Blodsbringar - Tristat DK Tank
    EP - Nord - Eyjolf Blodsbringar - Stamina NB PvPer
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    EP - Altmer - Haqsin - Magicka Sorc DD
    EP - Altmer - Minia Feaine - Templar Healer

    + about 20 deleted alts

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    All part of the "Akatosh Imperium".

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  • phairdon
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    Play video games 24/7.......oh wait. You mean in game?
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • Dahkoht
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    phairdon wrote: »
    Play video games 24/7.......oh wait. You mean in game?

    Had that problem first go around.

    Traded that model in for a 10 year younger Asian model who also likes to watch anime.

    Problem solved

    :wink:
  • phairdon
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    Dahkoht wrote: »
    phairdon wrote: »
    Play video games 24/7.......oh wait. You mean in game?

    Had that problem first go around.

    Traded that model in for a 10 year younger Asian model who also likes to watch anime.

    Problem solved

    :wink:

    Haha!
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • Darlgon
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    Kobaal wrote: »
    Rayste wrote: »
    Darlgon wrote: »
    Mitchblue wrote: »
    Play too much ESO...
    Oh wait you weren't talking about real life! >:)

    You mean the OP is married in a game? How dumb.

    10% XP bonus if both of you are online, and dont even have to be in the same zone or group, is not dumb.

    Ring has to be slotted and I thought you needed to be grouped?

    You do. You also HAVE to be in the same zone. At least last time I tested it that's how it worked.

    Hilarious. When they gave it to all of us at launch, they said all you had to do was be on-line at the same time. They had too many complaints from players who were not the same level, because one player could play more than the other, and could not get into the same phase with their quest technology. So, they made it so all you had to do was be online at the same time. Guess they changed how it worked since I gave a care about the "Ring of Mara" that is taking space in my bag.

    {Sigh.. looked for the post that said that.. but cant find it. ZoS, your advanced search only goes back a year. Your game has been out longer, you need to up it to infinity, so it can actually BE advanced.]

    [Double sigh.. still cant find the post, but just remembered having a "meh"moment when they said they changed it back, after fixing the phasing issues. NM. You guys are right.]
    Edited by Darlgon on August 5, 2015 1:47PM
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • AhPook_Is_Here
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    Oh man, it would be so awesome to have two wives named Jenny and Deborah.
    “Whatever.”
    -Unknown American
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