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Tamriel has no bathroom and toilets

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  • Muletide
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    Of course there is a bathroom. It's called Cyrodiil..... ZING! :D

    #jokes

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  • DenMoria
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    Honestly. Is this a serious thread?

    Who cares. It's a game and don't give me RP crap. Nobody RP's a bowel movement.
  • RavenSkylord
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    DenMoria wrote: »
    Honestly. Is this a serious thread?

    Who cares. It's a game and don't give me RP crap. Nobody RP's a bowel movement.

    Lighten up, maybe if you could find one you wouldn't be so cranky, clearing your bowels more regularly can give you a sunnier disposition
  • Elsonso
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    Without chamber pots how can we have immersion?

    ...that did not come out right.
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  • GreySix
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    ... and in Star Wars, we never saw Darth Vader racing for the fresher.
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  • CaptainObvious
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    DenMoria wrote: »
    Honestly. Is this a serious thread?

    Who cares. It's a game and don't give me RP crap. Nobody RP's a bowel movement.

    They modeled food. That food has to go somewhere. As for the vampires, maybe the devs need to take a cue from "Dracula, Dead and Loving it."
    Due to a typo in the system, the area was accosted by the Daedric Prince Moar Lag Brawls.
  • ShedsHisTail
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    Draghorn wrote: »
    If you notice this has always been the case in Elder Scrolls......Weird huh. :P

    There are a few latrines, chamber pots, suspiciously placed buckets in Skyrim, Oblivion and Morrowind.
    I suspect if you look around you'll spot a few in ESO as well.
    "As an online discussion of Tamrielic Lore grows longer, the probability of someone blaming a Dragon Break approaches 1." -- Sheds' Law
    Have you seen the Twin Lamps?
  • VoidBlue
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    I agree! I want to "accidentally" lockpick a bathroom door to find a dark elf female bathing to "accidentally" see all her bits and pieces
  • OzJohnD
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    DenMoria wrote: »
    Honestly. Is this a serious thread?

    Who cares. It's a game and don't give me RP crap. Nobody RP's a bowel movement.

    guess who's constipated

    Everyone knows the phenomenon of trying to hold your breath underwater - how at first it's alright and you can handle it, and then as it gets closer and closer to the time when you must breathe, how urgent the need becomes, the lust and the hunger to breathe. And then the panic sets in when you begin to think that you won't be able to breathe - and finally, when you take in air and the anxiety subsides...that's what it's like to be a vampire and need blood.

    Francis Ford Coppola - BS Dracula: The Film and the Legend




  • OzJohnD
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    wc-romano.jpg
    Everyone knows the phenomenon of trying to hold your breath underwater - how at first it's alright and you can handle it, and then as it gets closer and closer to the time when you must breathe, how urgent the need becomes, the lust and the hunger to breathe. And then the panic sets in when you begin to think that you won't be able to breathe - and finally, when you take in air and the anxiety subsides...that's what it's like to be a vampire and need blood.

    Francis Ford Coppola - BS Dracula: The Film and the Legend




  • FireCowCommando
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    The great and powerful Molag Bowel uses it to power his dark anchors.
  • Xqluded
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    Am I the only one that's ever noticed the outhouse's around Tamriel? They are everywhere lmao.
  • UrQuan
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    Xqluded wrote: »
    Am I the only one that's ever noticed the outhouse's around Tamriel? They are everywhere lmao.
    I keep on asking you not to use my shed as an outhouse.
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  • mtwiggz
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    I just use stinky Khajiits to do my 'business' on. Mangy animals deserve it.
  • TheShadowScout
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    GreySix wrote: »
    ... and in Star Wars, we never saw Darth Vader racing for the fresher.
    Of course not, any dark lord of the shi... I mean, sith, knows to be prepared... and wears a diaper under his armor! :tongue::):smirk:

    But hey, its only an issue in the cities. In the wilds, nature provides... ;)
  • eNumbra
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    If Tamriel has no toilets, then explain the Imperial City Sewers.

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  • Rex-Umbra
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    *Glass shatters* Immersion broken.
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  • Nestor
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    GreySix wrote: »
    ... and in Star Wars, we never saw Darth Vader racing for the fresher.

    Wasn't he sitting on the loo in Episode 5 when we see him without his mask?

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  • ShedsHisTail
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    GreySix wrote: »
    ... and in Star Wars, we never saw Darth Vader racing for the fresher.

    He wasn't rushing, per se... But it's not like he never goes.
    I mean, what do you think this was all about?

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    "As an online discussion of Tamrielic Lore grows longer, the probability of someone blaming a Dragon Break approaches 1." -- Sheds' Law
    Have you seen the Twin Lamps?
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