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That was kind of creepy...

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ontheleftcoast
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Being a bit of a completionist I decided to get the "disrobed" achievement. After clearing my inventory of ill-gotten gains save for one piece of armor which I donned I headed to a nearby guard and stole something right in front of him. As he arrested me he said, "For a criminal I find you strangely attractive." Remember he's taking off my armor while he's saying that. Even as a man playing a female character that was creepy. Just how lonely is guard duty in Daggerfall? And if he takes off all my gear when I go for the other achievement just what does he expect?
  • Xendyn
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    ontheleftcoast wrote: »
    Being a bit of a completionist I decided to get the "disrobed" achievement. After clearing my inventory of ill-gotten gains save for one piece of armor which I donned I headed to a nearby guard and stole something right in front of him. As he arrested me he said, "For a criminal I find you strangely attractive." Remember he's taking off my armor while he's saying that. Even as a man playing a female character that was creepy. Just how lonely is guard duty in Daggerfall? And if he takes off all my gear when I go for the other achievement just what does he expect?

    I think that one goes into the category of
    Things that make you go...hmmm

    Let us know how the next stage goes :D
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    Edited by Xendyn on July 23, 2015 8:07PM
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  • Zusia211
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    I then assumed he used butter when he searched you?
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    so u got some
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    ontheleftcoast wrote: »
    Being a bit of a completionist I decided to get the "disrobed" achievement. After clearing my inventory of ill-gotten gains save for one piece of armor which I donned I headed to a nearby guard and stole something right in front of him. As he arrested me he said, "For a criminal I find you strangely attractive." Remember he's taking off my armor while he's saying that. Even as a man playing a female character that was creepy. Just how lonely is guard duty in Daggerfall? And if he takes off all my gear when I go for the other achievement just what does he expect?

    Stop finding things creepy because that is kind of creepy.
    Zusia211 wrote: »
    I then assumed he used butter when he searched you?

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    Edited by PBpsy on July 23, 2015 8:14PM
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  • Storm_knight22
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    If you went about naked in Morrowind people would react saying things:

    "Oh you're naked....Spare me!"
    "A person with your good looks needs more clothing."
    "You think that's funny?"

    I think the devs missed an opportunity for an hilarious Easter egg. If you die whilst nude instead of saying "Your equipped items have lost durability" It should say things like this.
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    ontheleftcoast wrote: »
    Being a bit of a completionist I decided to get the "disrobed" achievement. After clearing my inventory of ill-gotten gains save for one piece of armor which I donned I headed to a nearby guard and stole something right in front of him. As he arrested me he said, "For a criminal I find you strangely attractive." Remember he's taking off my armor while he's saying that. Even as a man playing a female character that was creepy. Just how lonely is guard duty in Daggerfall? And if he takes off all my gear when I go for the other achievement just what does he expect?

    Hey. The guard is trying to get an achievement, too!
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    Jared_lindsey86_ESO wrote: »
    If you went about naked in Morrowind people would react saying things:

    "Oh you're naked....Spare me!"
    "A person with your good looks needs more clothing."
    "You think that's funny?"

    I think the devs missed an opportunity for an hilarious Easter egg. If you die whilst nude instead of saying "Your equipped items have lost durability" It should say things like this.

    Apply cold water to that burn!

    Awesome.
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    ontheleftcoast wrote: »
    Being a bit of a completionist I decided to get the "disrobed" achievement. After clearing my inventory of ill-gotten gains save for one piece of armor which I donned I headed to a nearby guard and stole something right in front of him. As he arrested me he said, "For a criminal I find you strangely attractive." Remember he's taking off my armor while he's saying that. Even as a man playing a female character that was creepy. Just how lonely is guard duty in Daggerfall? And if he takes off all my gear when I go for the other achievement just what does he expect?

    If nothing else, it's sexual harassment.
    You should pursue litigation.
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    It's a medieval-ish society. No sexual harrassment laws back then, and in any case, criminals were considered "outlaws" and the guards could do pretty much whatever they wanted... so... be grateful that guard only stripped your poor, not-quite-innocent character, it could have been so much worse... spending time in the stocks down at the guard baracks, with your clothes confiscated, for their entertainment, and leaving with a very, very sore feeling?
    (Okay we know they probbaly wouldn't dare program something like that, despite the "M" rating, but... hey, it might lower the crime rate in glenumbra... or at least draw more people to join the city guard... ;) )

    On a more serious note... I'd love of the game reacted to peoples nudity within city limits. Comments from NPCs would be good. Slow bounty over time would be better... teach them not to take off their pants in town! :smirk:
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    TheShadowScout wrote: »
    teach them not to take off their pants in town! :smirk:
    Seriously, who wears pants in town?
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    bareheiny wrote: »
    TheShadowScout wrote: »
    teach them not to take off their pants in town! :smirk:
    Seriously, who wears pants in town?
    Not me! Wait, are we talking about in real life or ESO? Yeah, I wear pants in town in ESO.
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    Jared_lindsey86_ESO wrote: »
    If you went about naked in Morrowind people would react saying things:

    "Oh you're naked....Spare me!"
    "A person with your good looks needs more clothing."
    "You think that's funny?"

    I think the devs missed an opportunity for an hilarious Easter egg. If you die whilst nude instead of saying "Your equipped items have lost durability" It should say things like this.

    In Skyrim, NPCs were refering to it, too.. One time I wasn't aware that I forgot to put on my armor again after switching around, and Farengar said "Next time, you might want to get dressed before leaving the house." I thought "What? Oops!" lol

    I haven't heard any other line although I've been playing it a lot, but I just found a list of ALL "naked" remarks: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/User:Quill-Tail/Sandbox#You_walk_around_naked ;)
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