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Roselle✭✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »I'm glad I'm playing DC.
All the DC pride.
EP and AD
They have no pride
I never see EP and AD pride threads.
Keep em coming, them EP and AD getting jeally.
Of course you don't. They are concerned with their AP, their guild, emp farming (say goodbye soon), 1v1, and having fresh breath while on TS.
There is no such thing as the BICEPS OF THE DOMINION or the BICEPS OF THE PACT. But that's also because the most rabid of online gamers went to the AD and EP to begin with. It's how their species operates.
The DC is more generally a population of laid back folks.
Join Azura's Star PC NA. You will see Pain in the Ax and Big Tone leading teams to take the map and win the campaign. Not teaching the other players how to farm corn and cabbage.
FLEXES TRAPS IN PROTEST!!
Traps, good choice.
Don't skip leg days or you'll look ridiculous
Never skip leg day.
That's cute. I have even more celebrity now than those that took place in the Chalamo of beta. That being said I'm working on something special for everyone. It might involve a video post of yours truly live and in person discussing matters in a very BICEPtacular way.
We'll see who skipped leg day then. You might be the first I embarrass on video.
SUBTOMIK IS THAT YOU?
dont besmirch subtomiks glorious name and bring undue honor to this publius character minoa.
Too many people have remade/changed their name.....I'm getting too confused.
sorry =/ wasnt meant to be mean to you more an ode to the subtomik posts of old, before the might of overzealous mods began banning ppl left and right.
Dez, you never supported me, like, ever. Shut up.This one was rekt by Zenimax0 -
DezIsDead✭✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »I'm glad I'm playing DC.
All the DC pride.
EP and AD
They have no pride
I never see EP and AD pride threads.
Keep em coming, them EP and AD getting jeally.
Of course you don't. They are concerned with their AP, their guild, emp farming (say goodbye soon), 1v1, and having fresh breath while on TS.
There is no such thing as the BICEPS OF THE DOMINION or the BICEPS OF THE PACT. But that's also because the most rabid of online gamers went to the AD and EP to begin with. It's how their species operates.
The DC is more generally a population of laid back folks.
Join Azura's Star PC NA. You will see Pain in the Ax and Big Tone leading teams to take the map and win the campaign. Not teaching the other players how to farm corn and cabbage.
FLEXES TRAPS IN PROTEST!!
Traps, good choice.
Don't skip leg days or you'll look ridiculous
Never skip leg day.
That's cute. I have even more celebrity now than those that took place in the Chalamo of beta. That being said I'm working on something special for everyone. It might involve a video post of yours truly live and in person discussing matters in a very BICEPtacular way.
We'll see who skipped leg day then. You might be the first I embarrass on video.
SUBTOMIK IS THAT YOU?
dont besmirch subtomiks glorious name and bring undue honor to this publius character minoa.
Too many people have remade/changed their name.....I'm getting too confused.
sorry =/ wasnt meant to be mean to you more an ode to the subtomik posts of old, before the might of overzealous mods began banning ppl left and right.
Dez, you never supported me, like, ever. Shut up.
im so lost, i dont think i ever said i did but ok.Dez Is Dead vr16 AD Sorc
Rez Dez vr16 DC sorc
Aimer Cantentius VR16 DC NB AKA Needs Vigor
Vanreimus Comeback DC DK
Ihealedurmum VR8 AD temp
Unonti VR crafting sloot
Zoschasedawaymyfweinds EP Temp0 -
Roselle✭✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »I'm glad I'm playing DC.
All the DC pride.
EP and AD
They have no pride
I never see EP and AD pride threads.
Keep em coming, them EP and AD getting jeally.
Of course you don't. They are concerned with their AP, their guild, emp farming (say goodbye soon), 1v1, and having fresh breath while on TS.
There is no such thing as the BICEPS OF THE DOMINION or the BICEPS OF THE PACT. But that's also because the most rabid of online gamers went to the AD and EP to begin with. It's how their species operates.
The DC is more generally a population of laid back folks.
Join Azura's Star PC NA. You will see Pain in the Ax and Big Tone leading teams to take the map and win the campaign. Not teaching the other players how to farm corn and cabbage.
FLEXES TRAPS IN PROTEST!!
Traps, good choice.
Don't skip leg days or you'll look ridiculous
Never skip leg day.
That's cute. I have even more celebrity now than those that took place in the Chalamo of beta. That being said I'm working on something special for everyone. It might involve a video post of yours truly live and in person discussing matters in a very BICEPtacular way.
We'll see who skipped leg day then. You might be the first I embarrass on video.
SUBTOMIK IS THAT YOU?
dont besmirch subtomiks glorious name and bring undue honor to this publius character minoa.
Too many people have remade/changed their name.....I'm getting too confused.
sorry =/ wasnt meant to be mean to you more an ode to the subtomik posts of old, before the might of overzealous mods began banning ppl left and right.
Dez, you never supported me, like, ever. Shut up.
im so lost, i dont think i ever said i did but ok.
You don't think I remember you editing your defense for me in my Divine Force last stand video?This one was rekt by Zenimax0 -
DezIsDead✭✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »I'm glad I'm playing DC.
All the DC pride.
EP and AD
They have no pride
I never see EP and AD pride threads.
Keep em coming, them EP and AD getting jeally.
Of course you don't. They are concerned with their AP, their guild, emp farming (say goodbye soon), 1v1, and having fresh breath while on TS.
There is no such thing as the BICEPS OF THE DOMINION or the BICEPS OF THE PACT. But that's also because the most rabid of online gamers went to the AD and EP to begin with. It's how their species operates.
The DC is more generally a population of laid back folks.
Join Azura's Star PC NA. You will see Pain in the Ax and Big Tone leading teams to take the map and win the campaign. Not teaching the other players how to farm corn and cabbage.
FLEXES TRAPS IN PROTEST!!
Traps, good choice.
Don't skip leg days or you'll look ridiculous
Never skip leg day.
That's cute. I have even more celebrity now than those that took place in the Chalamo of beta. That being said I'm working on something special for everyone. It might involve a video post of yours truly live and in person discussing matters in a very BICEPtacular way.
We'll see who skipped leg day then. You might be the first I embarrass on video.
SUBTOMIK IS THAT YOU?
dont besmirch subtomiks glorious name and bring undue honor to this publius character minoa.
Too many people have remade/changed their name.....I'm getting too confused.
sorry =/ wasnt meant to be mean to you more an ode to the subtomik posts of old, before the might of overzealous mods began banning ppl left and right.
Dez, you never supported me, like, ever. Shut up.
im so lost, i dont think i ever said i did but ok.
You don't think I remember you editing your defense for me in my Divine Force last stand video?
o when i went super white knight? pretty sure i made it clear i edited it, i even said i edited it due to me being super white knight on it. that was eons ago, if your upset about it im sorry, i dont recall the details, if i was in the wrong my bad.Dez Is Dead vr16 AD Sorc
Rez Dez vr16 DC sorc
Aimer Cantentius VR16 DC NB AKA Needs Vigor
Vanreimus Comeback DC DK
Ihealedurmum VR8 AD temp
Unonti VR crafting sloot
Zoschasedawaymyfweinds EP Temp0 -
Roselle✭✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »I'm glad I'm playing DC.
All the DC pride.
EP and AD
They have no pride
I never see EP and AD pride threads.
Keep em coming, them EP and AD getting jeally.
Of course you don't. They are concerned with their AP, their guild, emp farming (say goodbye soon), 1v1, and having fresh breath while on TS.
There is no such thing as the BICEPS OF THE DOMINION or the BICEPS OF THE PACT. But that's also because the most rabid of online gamers went to the AD and EP to begin with. It's how their species operates.
The DC is more generally a population of laid back folks.
Join Azura's Star PC NA. You will see Pain in the Ax and Big Tone leading teams to take the map and win the campaign. Not teaching the other players how to farm corn and cabbage.
FLEXES TRAPS IN PROTEST!!
Traps, good choice.
Don't skip leg days or you'll look ridiculous
Never skip leg day.
That's cute. I have even more celebrity now than those that took place in the Chalamo of beta. That being said I'm working on something special for everyone. It might involve a video post of yours truly live and in person discussing matters in a very BICEPtacular way.
We'll see who skipped leg day then. You might be the first I embarrass on video.
SUBTOMIK IS THAT YOU?
dont besmirch subtomiks glorious name and bring undue honor to this publius character minoa.
Too many people have remade/changed their name.....I'm getting too confused.
sorry =/ wasnt meant to be mean to you more an ode to the subtomik posts of old, before the might of overzealous mods began banning ppl left and right.
Dez, you never supported me, like, ever. Shut up.
im so lost, i dont think i ever said i did but ok.
You don't think I remember you editing your defense for me in my Divine Force last stand video?
o when i went super white knight? pretty sure i made it clear i edited it, i even said i edited it due to me being super white knight on it. that was eons ago, if your upset about it im sorry, i dont recall the details, if i was in the wrong my bad.
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/1494624/#Comment_1494624 I remember more than people think...This one was rekt by Zenimax0 -
Roselle✭✭✭✭To bring the humor level back up and not be annoyed by Dez:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IBVAPYLr8w This one was rekt by Zenimax1 -
DezIsDead✭✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »I'm glad I'm playing DC.
All the DC pride.
EP and AD
They have no pride
I never see EP and AD pride threads.
Keep em coming, them EP and AD getting jeally.
Of course you don't. They are concerned with their AP, their guild, emp farming (say goodbye soon), 1v1, and having fresh breath while on TS.
There is no such thing as the BICEPS OF THE DOMINION or the BICEPS OF THE PACT. But that's also because the most rabid of online gamers went to the AD and EP to begin with. It's how their species operates.
The DC is more generally a population of laid back folks.
Join Azura's Star PC NA. You will see Pain in the Ax and Big Tone leading teams to take the map and win the campaign. Not teaching the other players how to farm corn and cabbage.
FLEXES TRAPS IN PROTEST!!
Traps, good choice.
Don't skip leg days or you'll look ridiculous
Never skip leg day.
That's cute. I have even more celebrity now than those that took place in the Chalamo of beta. That being said I'm working on something special for everyone. It might involve a video post of yours truly live and in person discussing matters in a very BICEPtacular way.
We'll see who skipped leg day then. You might be the first I embarrass on video.
SUBTOMIK IS THAT YOU?
dont besmirch subtomiks glorious name and bring undue honor to this publius character minoa.
Too many people have remade/changed their name.....I'm getting too confused.
sorry =/ wasnt meant to be mean to you more an ode to the subtomik posts of old, before the might of overzealous mods began banning ppl left and right.
Dez, you never supported me, like, ever. Shut up.
im so lost, i dont think i ever said i did but ok.
You don't think I remember you editing your defense for me in my Divine Force last stand video?
o when i went super white knight? pretty sure i made it clear i edited it, i even said i edited it due to me being super white knight on it. that was eons ago, if your upset about it im sorry, i dont recall the details, if i was in the wrong my bad.
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/1494624/#Comment_1494624 I remember more than people think...
as i said i don't recall the details. sorry if me editing what i said upset you. If i recall at the time i felt you could argue your own battle and did not need my help. wish you all the best thoEdited by DezIsDead on July 16, 2015 5:50AMDez Is Dead vr16 AD Sorc
Rez Dez vr16 DC sorc
Aimer Cantentius VR16 DC NB AKA Needs Vigor
Vanreimus Comeback DC DK
Ihealedurmum VR8 AD temp
Unonti VR crafting sloot
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TagaParti✭✭✭✭/leanbackcoinSheliza "The Unkillable"
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Karamis_Vimardon✭✭✭✭This thread is missing something....
PC NA
Karamis Vimardon, DC Templar (Magplar)
Netara, DC Nightblade (Stamblade)
Karamis, DC Sorc (Magicka)
Hãderus, EP Templar (Healbot)
Mr Twinkle-Toes, DC DK (Tank)
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Publius_Scipio✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭/leanbackcoin
Wow to what do I owe the pleasure of your presence in MY thread?
*grabs coin out of the air. Hands it to a 8 year old argonian and asks it to please get him a vanilla protein shake. Gets up in Sheliza's face and smirks. Withiout dropping the stare, grabs Sheliza's wrist, opens the hand and places two coins in it. "I only ever double down." Pulls a sharpie out, autographs Sheliza's right bicep, pulls out Sheliza's phone from Sheliza's pocket, takes a selfie of his flexed right BICEP with Sheliza. Gives the phone back to Sheliza. Gets real close to Sheliza and very softly whispers "biceps" in Sheliza's ear. Walks away*
*sees Blinxey coming his way bolting. Quickly puts his foot out, tripping Blinxey. Blinxey tumbles down the hill near Wayrest wayshrine. Blinxey cracks his head against a fence post. Blinxey passes away. Bishop of souls sees this and is enraged. Charges at Scipio. FLEX BICEPS! Bishop stops dead in his tracks, turns around to see a moist brown stain on the back of his pants forming. Runs away from Scipio.*
*argonian kid returns with protein shake. Pats the kid on the head and takes the shake and takes a sip. Sees a Breton women smiling at him and she gives a wink. Smiles back and cheers her with the protein shake. Wood elf standing next to Breton woman begins to sob. "BICEPS took my woman."*
The End
Tune in again for more tales of daily life in Wayrest.Edited by Publius_Scipio on July 16, 2015 7:10AM3 -
JDar✭✭✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »/leanbackcoin
Wow to what do I owe the pleasure of your presence in my thread?
*grabs coin out of the air. Hands it to a 8 year old argonian and asks it to please get him a vanilla protein shake. Gets up in Sheliza's face and smirks. Withiout dropping the stare, grabs Sheliza's wrist, opens the hand and places two coins in it. "I only ever double down." Pulls a sharpie out, autographs Sheliza's right bicep, pulls out Sheliza's phone from Sheliza's pocket, takes a selfie of his flexed right BICEP with Sheliza. Gives the phone back to Sheliza. Gets real close to Sheliza and very softly whispers "biceps" in Sheliza's ear. Walks away*
*sees Blinxey coming his way bolting. Quickly puts his foot out, tripping Blinxey. Blinxey tumbles down the hill near Wayrest wayshrine. Blinxey cracks his head against a fence post. Blinxey passes away. Bishop of souls sees this and is enraged. Charges at Scipio. FLEX BICEPS! Bishop stops dead in his tracks, turns around to see a moist brown stain on the back of his pants forming. Runs away from Scipio.*
Moar story tiem
But make it erotic...with khajiit players in it
Edited by JDar on July 16, 2015 6:50AM3 -
Roselle✭✭✭✭Moar funnies:
A lot of people (including Haelga?) never understood why I always yelled VOTE FOR PEDRO instead of VOTE OF HAELGA... well here is the video explaining it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELBy5stH3b8 This one was rekt by Zenimax0 -
Publius_Scipio✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »/leanbackcoin
Wow to what do I owe the pleasure of your presence in my thread?
*grabs coin out of the air. Hands it to a 8 year old argonian and asks it to please get him a vanilla protein shake. Gets up in Sheliza's face and smirks. Withiout dropping the stare, grabs Sheliza's wrist, opens the hand and places two coins in it. "I only ever double down." Pulls a sharpie out, autographs Sheliza's right bicep, pulls out Sheliza's phone from Sheliza's pocket, takes a selfie of his flexed right BICEP with Sheliza. Gives the phone back to Sheliza. Gets real close to Sheliza and very softly whispers "biceps" in Sheliza's ear. Walks away*
*sees Blinxey coming his way bolting. Quickly puts his foot out, tripping Blinxey. Blinxey tumbles down the hill near Wayrest wayshrine. Blinxey cracks his head against a fence post. Blinxey passes away. Bishop of souls sees this and is enraged. Charges at Scipio. FLEX BICEPS! Bishop stops dead in his tracks, turns around to see a moist brown stain on the back of his pants forming. Runs away from Scipio.*
Moar story tiem
But make it erotic...with khajiit players in it
*finishes protein shake and now has to relieve himself. Walks over to a Khajiit's litter box in front of the Khajiit's house, unzips, pulls out, let's a protein infused stream into the litter box. Angry Khajiit sees this from window and flies into a rage! "MEOW HOW DARE HE MEOW!? PEE IN THIS ONE'S LITTER BOX MEOW!!!!??? Khajiit runs outside to confront Scipio. Punches Khajiit in the stomach. Massive hair ball flies out of Khajiit's mouth. Group of orcs nearby witness this and start laughing. Khajiit is left on the floor.*
*another Khajiit ambushes Scipio from behind and eats him in one bite eats him!!! "MEOW!!! Mmmm THIS ONE TASTY." FLEX BICEPS!!! "Huh", Khajiit looks down at his belly. Scipio's BICEPS expand and fill up the inside of the Khajiit stretching him out. Khajiit explodes like an overinflated balloon. Scipio is standing where Khajiit was seconds ago.*Edited by Publius_Scipio on July 16, 2015 7:34AM2 -
Roselle✭✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »/leanbackcoin
Wow to what do I owe the pleasure of your presence in my thread?
*grabs coin out of the air. Hands it to a 8 year old argonian and asks it to please get him a vanilla protein shake. Gets up in Sheliza's face and smirks. Withiout dropping the stare, grabs Sheliza's wrist, opens the hand and places two coins in it. "I only ever double down." Pulls a sharpie out, autographs Sheliza's right bicep, pulls out Sheliza's phone from Sheliza's pocket, takes a selfie of his flexed right BICEP with Sheliza. Gives the phone back to Sheliza. Gets real close to Sheliza and very softly whispers "biceps" in Sheliza's ear. Walks away*
*sees Blinxey coming his way bolting. Quickly puts his foot out, tripping Blinxey. Blinxey tumbles down the hill near Wayrest wayshrine. Blinxey cracks his head against a fence post. Blinxey passes away. Bishop of souls sees this and is enraged. Charges at Scipio. FLEX BICEPS! Bishop stops dead in his tracks, turns around to see a moist brown stain on the back of his pants forming. Runs away from Scipio.*
Moar story tiem
But make it erotic...with khajiit players in it
*finishes protein shake and now has to relieve himself. Walks over to a Khajiit's litter box in front of the Khajiit's house, unzips, pulls out, let's a protein infused stream into the litter box. Angry Khajiit sees this from window and flies into a rage! "MEOW HOW DARE HE MEOW!? PEE IN THIS ONE'S LITTER BOX MEOW!!!!??? Khajiit runs outside to confront Scipio. Punches Khajiit in the stomach. Massive hair ball flies out of Khajiit's mouth. Group of orcs nearby witness this and start laughing. Khajiit is left on the floor.*
Sub baby, don't forget about Beetlejuice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4 This one was rekt by Zenimax0 -
Publius_Scipio✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »/leanbackcoin
Wow to what do I owe the pleasure of your presence in my thread?
*grabs coin out of the air. Hands it to a 8 year old argonian and asks it to please get him a vanilla protein shake. Gets up in Sheliza's face and smirks. Withiout dropping the stare, grabs Sheliza's wrist, opens the hand and places two coins in it. "I only ever double down." Pulls a sharpie out, autographs Sheliza's right bicep, pulls out Sheliza's phone from Sheliza's pocket, takes a selfie of his flexed right BICEP with Sheliza. Gives the phone back to Sheliza. Gets real close to Sheliza and very softly whispers "biceps" in Sheliza's ear. Walks away*
*sees Blinxey coming his way bolting. Quickly puts his foot out, tripping Blinxey. Blinxey tumbles down the hill near Wayrest wayshrine. Blinxey cracks his head against a fence post. Blinxey passes away. Bishop of souls sees this and is enraged. Charges at Scipio. FLEX BICEPS! Bishop stops dead in his tracks, turns around to see a moist brown stain on the back of his pants forming. Runs away from Scipio.*
Moar story tiem
But make it erotic...with khajiit players in it
*finishes protein shake and now has to relieve himself. Walks over to a Khajiit's litter box in front of the Khajiit's house, unzips, pulls out, let's a protein infused stream into the litter box. Angry Khajiit sees this from window and flies into a rage! "MEOW HOW DARE HE MEOW!? PEE IN THIS ONE'S LITTER BOX MEOW!!!!??? Khajiit runs outside to confront Scipio. Punches Khajiit in the stomach. Massive hair ball flies out of Khajiit's mouth. Group of orcs nearby witness this and start laughing. Khajiit is left on the floor.*
Sub baby, don't forget about Beetlejuice?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4
Who are you? What the hell are you talking about? What do you want with me?3 -
Publius_Scipio✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Looking back over this thread.... It's simply unprecedented. What I have built and accomplished here is simply unmatched.
I want to thank all who took part.0 -
Roselle✭✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »/leanbackcoin
Wow to what do I owe the pleasure of your presence in my thread?
*grabs coin out of the air. Hands it to a 8 year old argonian and asks it to please get him a vanilla protein shake. Gets up in Sheliza's face and smirks. Withiout dropping the stare, grabs Sheliza's wrist, opens the hand and places two coins in it. "I only ever double down." Pulls a sharpie out, autographs Sheliza's right bicep, pulls out Sheliza's phone from Sheliza's pocket, takes a selfie of his flexed right BICEP with Sheliza. Gives the phone back to Sheliza. Gets real close to Sheliza and very softly whispers "biceps" in Sheliza's ear. Walks away*
*sees Blinxey coming his way bolting. Quickly puts his foot out, tripping Blinxey. Blinxey tumbles down the hill near Wayrest wayshrine. Blinxey cracks his head against a fence post. Blinxey passes away. Bishop of souls sees this and is enraged. Charges at Scipio. FLEX BICEPS! Bishop stops dead in his tracks, turns around to see a moist brown stain on the back of his pants forming. Runs away from Scipio.*
Moar story tiem
But make it erotic...with khajiit players in it
*finishes protein shake and now has to relieve himself. Walks over to a Khajiit's litter box in front of the Khajiit's house, unzips, pulls out, let's a protein infused stream into the litter box. Angry Khajiit sees this from window and flies into a rage! "MEOW HOW DARE HE MEOW!? PEE IN THIS ONE'S LITTER BOX MEOW!!!!??? Khajiit runs outside to confront Scipio. Punches Khajiit in the stomach. Massive hair ball flies out of Khajiit's mouth. Group of orcs nearby witness this and start laughing. Khajiit is left on the floor.*
Sub baby, don't forget about Beetlejuice?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4
Who are you? What the hell are you talking about? What do you want with me?
You're not Subtomik? GTFOThis one was rekt by Zenimax0 -
Roselle✭✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »/leanbackcoin
Wow to what do I owe the pleasure of your presence in my thread?
*grabs coin out of the air. Hands it to a 8 year old argonian and asks it to please get him a vanilla protein shake. Gets up in Sheliza's face and smirks. Withiout dropping the stare, grabs Sheliza's wrist, opens the hand and places two coins in it. "I only ever double down." Pulls a sharpie out, autographs Sheliza's right bicep, pulls out Sheliza's phone from Sheliza's pocket, takes a selfie of his flexed right BICEP with Sheliza. Gives the phone back to Sheliza. Gets real close to Sheliza and very softly whispers "biceps" in Sheliza's ear. Walks away*
*sees Blinxey coming his way bolting. Quickly puts his foot out, tripping Blinxey. Blinxey tumbles down the hill near Wayrest wayshrine. Blinxey cracks his head against a fence post. Blinxey passes away. Bishop of souls sees this and is enraged. Charges at Scipio. FLEX BICEPS! Bishop stops dead in his tracks, turns around to see a moist brown stain on the back of his pants forming. Runs away from Scipio.*
Moar story tiem
But make it erotic...with khajiit players in it
*finishes protein shake and now has to relieve himself. Walks over to a Khajiit's litter box in front of the Khajiit's house, unzips, pulls out, let's a protein infused stream into the litter box. Angry Khajiit sees this from window and flies into a rage! "MEOW HOW DARE HE MEOW!? PEE IN THIS ONE'S LITTER BOX MEOW!!!!??? Khajiit runs outside to confront Scipio. Punches Khajiit in the stomach. Massive hair ball flies out of Khajiit's mouth. Group of orcs nearby witness this and start laughing. Khajiit is left on the floor.*
Sub baby, don't forget about Beetlejuice?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4
Who are you? What the hell are you talking about? What do you want with me?
MRS JONES?This one was rekt by Zenimax0 -
Publius_Scipio✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »/leanbackcoin
Wow to what do I owe the pleasure of your presence in my thread?
*grabs coin out of the air. Hands it to a 8 year old argonian and asks it to please get him a vanilla protein shake. Gets up in Sheliza's face and smirks. Withiout dropping the stare, grabs Sheliza's wrist, opens the hand and places two coins in it. "I only ever double down." Pulls a sharpie out, autographs Sheliza's right bicep, pulls out Sheliza's phone from Sheliza's pocket, takes a selfie of his flexed right BICEP with Sheliza. Gives the phone back to Sheliza. Gets real close to Sheliza and very softly whispers "biceps" in Sheliza's ear. Walks away*
*sees Blinxey coming his way bolting. Quickly puts his foot out, tripping Blinxey. Blinxey tumbles down the hill near Wayrest wayshrine. Blinxey cracks his head against a fence post. Blinxey passes away. Bishop of souls sees this and is enraged. Charges at Scipio. FLEX BICEPS! Bishop stops dead in his tracks, turns around to see a moist brown stain on the back of his pants forming. Runs away from Scipio.*
Moar story tiem
But make it erotic...with khajiit players in it
*finishes protein shake and now has to relieve himself. Walks over to a Khajiit's litter box in front of the Khajiit's house, unzips, pulls out, let's a protein infused stream into the litter box. Angry Khajiit sees this from window and flies into a rage! "MEOW HOW DARE HE MEOW!? PEE IN THIS ONE'S LITTER BOX MEOW!!!!??? Khajiit runs outside to confront Scipio. Punches Khajiit in the stomach. Massive hair ball flies out of Khajiit's mouth. Group of orcs nearby witness this and start laughing. Khajiit is left on the floor.*
Sub baby, don't forget about Beetlejuice?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4
Who are you? What the hell are you talking about? What do you want with me?
MRS JONES?
I am none of those people, or any of your buddies for that matter.2 -
Roselle✭✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »/leanbackcoin
Wow to what do I owe the pleasure of your presence in my thread?
*grabs coin out of the air. Hands it to a 8 year old argonian and asks it to please get him a vanilla protein shake. Gets up in Sheliza's face and smirks. Withiout dropping the stare, grabs Sheliza's wrist, opens the hand and places two coins in it. "I only ever double down." Pulls a sharpie out, autographs Sheliza's right bicep, pulls out Sheliza's phone from Sheliza's pocket, takes a selfie of his flexed right BICEP with Sheliza. Gives the phone back to Sheliza. Gets real close to Sheliza and very softly whispers "biceps" in Sheliza's ear. Walks away*
*sees Blinxey coming his way bolting. Quickly puts his foot out, tripping Blinxey. Blinxey tumbles down the hill near Wayrest wayshrine. Blinxey cracks his head against a fence post. Blinxey passes away. Bishop of souls sees this and is enraged. Charges at Scipio. FLEX BICEPS! Bishop stops dead in his tracks, turns around to see a moist brown stain on the back of his pants forming. Runs away from Scipio.*
Moar story tiem
But make it erotic...with khajiit players in it
*finishes protein shake and now has to relieve himself. Walks over to a Khajiit's litter box in front of the Khajiit's house, unzips, pulls out, let's a protein infused stream into the litter box. Angry Khajiit sees this from window and flies into a rage! "MEOW HOW DARE HE MEOW!? PEE IN THIS ONE'S LITTER BOX MEOW!!!!??? Khajiit runs outside to confront Scipio. Punches Khajiit in the stomach. Massive hair ball flies out of Khajiit's mouth. Group of orcs nearby witness this and start laughing. Khajiit is left on the floor.*
Sub baby, don't forget about Beetlejuice?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4
Who are you? What the hell are you talking about? What do you want with me?
MRS JONES?
I am none of those people, or any of your buddies for that matter.
Then idc to reply to you anymore. They were cool, at least.This one was rekt by Zenimax1 -
sbanned_530978✭✭✭
Dyvith quit because he started a business, but you wouldn't know that because you haven't been close friends with him for 10 years like I have. As for the guild, you can thank L and D for that. After he stepped down, the guild ran strongly until they began to push the guild in a direction that I did not (and Dyvith would not have) agreed with. I chose to leave, and unsurprisingly the guild collapsed without me.
Sorry that nobody in this game respects you, Fake Fixate. Really though, what can you expect when you choose to steal the name of one of this game's most respected players?
Alacrity, Luvboard and Dreamstars only issue was you trip, after Dyv stepped down and passed you temporary GM, you did and accomplished zero for the guild. You countless times said you would do nothing, were not interested and wanted no responsibility (I can only assume you wanted the title but were trying to tank the guild?)
You chose to leave?
The guild Collapsed LOL?
Trip you were removed from Alacrity because of your behavior.
As for Alacrity we PvPed as always through the worsening lag and crowned many emperors
Most of us are now happily in skyforge;
Dyvith and many of Alacritys core members who left ESO have even come join us in Skyforge and play everyday wrecking PvP, all but you are playing with us because of your choices over a girl.
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msawwan2ub17_ESO✭✭✭Mrs Jones was and is still best leader to ever lead a faction anywhere, egypt is cool and all, but Mrs Jones was the best.
Decible is medicore guild at best, they got very good people like manokin asgari braidas and many others, dont be mad i left your name out, but they also got tons and tons of casual. i love you guys, but it was easy ap
alacritiy was *** too compared to my awesomness, but they were stronger than decible most times.
all red guilds including havocs are trash. i know you are reading this on your team speak right now
all people who were blue and rolled yellow are trash with the exception of few people.
why is my name being dropped and i havent been here for ever? i had to hear about this over TS while enjoying another good game ran by a better company
aka what luvboard said, we are wrecking pvp.
pixie, khagi, luvboard, huntler, perichor, fixate, nicole, and many others are wrecking this new game harddd
ok thanks bye
trash
yours truly,
Best Player NAEdited by msawwan2ub17_ESO on July 16, 2015 8:33AM~~ Mrs Jones ~~
~~ Self-proclaimed Best Player in the game ~~
~~ you jelly? ~~1 -
msawwan2ub17_ESO✭✭✭Mrs Jones was and is still best leader to ever lead a faction anywhere, egypt is cool and all, but Mrs Jones was the best.
Decible is medicore guild at best, they got very good people like manokin asgari braidas and many others, dont be mad i left your name out, but they also got tons and tons of casual. i love you guys, but it was easy ap
alacritiy was *** too compared to my awesomness, but they were stronger than decible most times.
all red guilds including havocs are trash. i know you are reading this on your team speak right now
all people who were blue and rolled yellow are trash with the exception of few people.
why is my name being dropped and i havent been here for ever? i had to hear about this over TS while enjoying another good game ran by a better company
aka what luvboard said, we are wrecking pvp.
pixie, khagi, luvboard, huntler, perichor, fixate, nicole, and many others are wrecking this new game harddd
ok thanks bye
trash
yours truly,
Best Player NA
Edited by msawwan2ub17_ESO on July 16, 2015 8:33AM~~ Mrs Jones ~~
~~ Self-proclaimed Best Player in the game ~~
~~ you jelly? ~~2 -
msawwan2ub17_ESO✭✭✭edit:
fixate and nicole are getting rektttt by pixate, luvboard, premared and others.
true story.
atleast no one is wrecking me
[Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Trolling & Baiting]Edited by ZOS_ArtG on July 16, 2015 8:35PM~~ Mrs Jones ~~
~~ Self-proclaimed Best Player in the game ~~
~~ you jelly? ~~0 -
TagaParti✭✭✭✭
Dyvith quit because he started a business, but you wouldn't know that because you haven't been close friends with him for 10 years like I have. As for the guild, you can thank L and D for that. After he stepped down, the guild ran strongly until they began to push the guild in a direction that I did not (and Dyvith would not have) agreed with. I chose to leave, and unsurprisingly the guild collapsed without me.
Sorry that nobody in this game respects you, Fake Fixate. Really though, what can you expect when you choose to steal the name of one of this game's most respected players?
Alacrity, Luvboard and Dreamstars only issue was you trip, after Dyv stepped down and passed you temporary GM, you did and accomplished zero for the guild. You countless times said you would do nothing, were not interested and wanted no responsibility (I can only assume you wanted the title but were trying to tank the guild?)
You chose to leave?
The guild Collapsed LOL?
Trip you were removed from Alacrity because of your behavior.
As for Alacrity we PvPed as always through the worsening lag and crowned many emperors
Most of us are now happily in skyforge;
Dyvith and many of Alacritys core members who left ESO have even come join us in Skyforge and play everyday wrecking PvP, all but you are playing with us because of your choices over a girl.
You kicked him because of his forum behavior? lol
I can use his biceps, your welcome to The Unkillables, hit me up Bicepman.Sheliza "The Unkillable"
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sbanned_530978✭✭✭
You kicked him because of his forum behavior? lol
I can use his biceps, your welcome to The Unkillables, hit me up Bicepman.
a million reasons, it was a headache dealing with them all in the 1st place and Im not gonna list them all (the forums is the least of them). That should give you a small idea.
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Roselle✭✭✭✭msawwan2ub17_ESO wrote: »Mrs Jones was and is still best leader to ever lead a faction anywhere, egypt is cool and all, but Mrs Jones was the best.
Decible is medicore guild at best, they got very good people like manokin asgari braidas and many others, dont be mad i left your name out, but they also got tons and tons of casual. i love you guys, but it was easy ap
alacritiy was *** too compared to my awesomness, but they were stronger than decible most times.
all red guilds including havocs are trash. i know you are reading this on your team speak right now
all people who were blue and rolled yellow are trash with the exception of few people.
why is my name being dropped and i havent been here for ever? i had to hear about this over TS while enjoying another good game ran by a better company
aka what luvboard said, we are wrecking pvp.
pixie, khagi, luvboard, huntler, perichor, fixate, nicole, and many others are wrecking this new game harddd
ok thanks bye
trash
yours truly,
Best Player NA
Okay I just now realized you are Mrs Jones. Gawd I don't even observe account names.This one was rekt by Zenimax0 -
Roselle✭✭✭✭
Dyvith quit because he started a business, but you wouldn't know that because you haven't been close friends with him for 10 years like I have. As for the guild, you can thank L and D for that. After he stepped down, the guild ran strongly until they began to push the guild in a direction that I did not (and Dyvith would not have) agreed with. I chose to leave, and unsurprisingly the guild collapsed without me.
Sorry that nobody in this game respects you, Fake Fixate. Really though, what can you expect when you choose to steal the name of one of this game's most respected players?
Alacrity, Luvboard and Dreamstars only issue was you trip, after Dyv stepped down and passed you temporary GM, you did and accomplished zero for the guild. You countless times said you would do nothing, were not interested and wanted no responsibility (I can only assume you wanted the title but were trying to tank the guild?)
You chose to leave?
The guild Collapsed LOL?
Trip you were removed from Alacrity because of your behavior.
As for Alacrity we PvPed as always through the worsening lag and crowned many emperors
Most of us are now happily in skyforge;
Dyvith and many of Alacritys core members who left ESO have even come join us in Skyforge and play everyday wrecking PvP, all but you are playing with us because of your choices over a girl.
This is too awesome, and I didn't even try to summon the Luvboard!!!!This one was rekt by Zenimax0 -
Roselle✭✭✭✭msawwan2ub17_ESO wrote: »edit:
fixate and nicole are getting rektttt by pixate, luvboard, premared and others.
true story.
so stop sucking your fixate D and get on Mrs Jones D.
atleast no one is wrecking me
Fangirl la la la
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