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Elijah_Crow wrote: »

Is it so much to ask for a single ultimate ability that when used causes all the dye colors on a players gear to completely randomize so they appear as an exploded bag of skittles? Oh wait! Make it a new master bow called a Rain Bow with a proc. Then I can run around Cyrodiil yelling "taste the rain bow" and exploding everyone with random colors.

How is this not fun?

Then some guy with a gamer tag of GZimmerMan420 ganks you with a stealth sniper shot. Yep I went there.

Ok, I fail. I don't know how to post a picture on here, but ....
As a bow user on both bars,
I NEED the Rain Bow!

Shut up and take my money!

This thread has made me laugh lol. I think I'd be even more scared of Cyrodiil if someone could change my colours!

Oooh, and, it does have a counter (since that's always important) Costumes can't be dyed

But it can only be shot from a bow, "Taste my rainbow bow"

I totally had to go out and buy skittles thanks to this thread...

Elijah_Crow wrote: »

It came outta nowhere. Never saw it coming...

Spiderman! There you are!

I should've known there'd be trouble when I decided to marry a prostitute in a southern pentecostal church. The preacher brought live snakes to the ceremony and his morbidly obese wife took pictures with a camera phone all while dripping puddles of sweat on the creaky floor boards. Well it was hot in there but come on this is my wedding day. My little two bit trollop piglet wife to be was sweating like a *** in church. Then it happened. I felt a rumbling in my belly and I could feel my demon beasts head peeking out and pressing against my undies. I had to go. Bad. So I waddled toward the restroom, unhooking my cummerbund and pants in preparation for the purging. And damn if the preachers mentally ill son wasn't already in the stall. Hurry up I yelled. I gotta go. Nothing from him. I gotta go real bad is my wedding day for Christ sake. *** you the little malnourished toothless *** yelled. This was happening whether I liked it or not so I went to plan b, crap in the sink. I pulled down my pants, climbed on the counter, and let er rip. I could hear the boris slide down the sink. What are you doing in there he asked. Nothing I Said. Then he opened the stall door and peeked out. You're capping in the sink! He slammed the door shut and his toilet paper began to roll. I squeezed out the last boris and quickly wiped with paper towels. I'm gonna get you he yelled. So I threw the paper towels into his stall, yelled have a merry Christmas, and ran out the back door without washing my hands or getting married. Haven't seen my wife to be since that day. It's prolly better this way.

Oh my God, not an ultimate but: WABBAJACK!!

Now I really wish THIS was the effect of the artifact. And when you used it, it would change another player's armor to a number of otherwise unavailable but obnoxiously neon RANDOM colors. Purely random. You have NO control over the colors chosen. The outcome would be a surprise to everyone!

Just think of the uses! What you could in a crowded bank alone would be . . . awesome!