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rendolpheb16_ESO
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Quite simple.

With my engineering calculus I would approximate that 10 potatoes bag (10 lb each) would be enough to avoid the past week-end lag in Cyrodiil.

Personal note to ZoS. I stongly suggest red potatoes for their electrical conductivity. Avoid aluminium paper at all cost.

Regards.

Rendolphe
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  • Publius_Scipio
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    What kind of garbage is this? Brian Wheeler has stated many times that the engineers are looking at what they can do to mitigate lag. One change is explained in his large June PvP update thread.

    All the starch contained in your potatoes goes against the damn Code of Biceps.

    Your thread not only mocks ZOS but mocks all the biceps that make up Daggerfall Covenant. How dare you sir? How dare you!?
  • rendolpheb16_ESO
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    Publius_Scipio wrote: »
    What kind of garbage is this? Brian Wheeler has stated many times that the engineers are looking at what they can do to mitigate lag. One change is explained in his large June PvP update thread.

    All the starch contained in your potatoes goes against the damn Code of Biceps.

    Your thread not only mocks ZOS but mocks all the biceps that make up Daggerfall Covenant. How dare you sir? How dare you!?

    I don't want ZoS excuses, I want solution.

    The past week-end was horrible with the lag.

    Whatever Brian Wheelers said, it doesn't change the actual situation.

    No more explaination, we need result, we need MOARRRR potatoes !!!
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  • LegendaryWindDragon
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    I say we give it a try it can't get any worse anyway ^^
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  • AhPook_Is_Here
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    rendolpheb16_ESO wrote: »
    HkCKT6s.jpg

    Quite simple.

    With my engineering calculus I would approximate that 10 potatoes bag (10 lb each) would be enough to avoid the past week-end lag in Cyrodiil.

    Personal note to ZoS. I stongly suggest red potatoes for their electrical conductivity. Avoid aluminium paper at all cost.

    Regards.

    Rendolphe

    Is that 4 battery racks in serial, running into a parallel circuit?
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  • r.jan_emailb16_ESO
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    I came here to laught at stupid suggestions from the OP, but I gotta admit you're one step ahead :smiley:
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  • rendolpheb16_ESO
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    AhPook_Is_Here wrote: »
    rendolpheb16_ESO wrote: »
    HkCKT6s.jpg

    Quite simple.

    With my engineering calculus I would approximate that 10 potatoes bag (10 lb each) would be enough to avoid the past week-end lag in Cyrodiil.

    Personal note to ZoS. I stongly suggest red potatoes for their electrical conductivity. Avoid aluminium paper at all cost.

    Regards.

    Rendolphe

    Is that 4 battery racks in serial, running into a parallel circuit?

    Yes.

    2 pack in series that are in parallel with another 2 pack that are in series, from what I see

    For Templar PvP video check my youtube channel
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  • Ghostbane
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    As a born and bred Irishman, I approve of this method.
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  • Pman85
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    OP blames ZOS, while i play lag free over in my compound.

    IT MUST BE THEIR FAULLLLLLT

    burn it down BURN IT DOWN
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  • Observant
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    Pman85 wrote: »
    OP blames ZOS, while i play lag free over in my compound.

    IT MUST BE THEIR FAULLLLLLT

    burn it down BURN IT DOWN

    No you don't.

    It's a blatant lie to come to these forums and say you have no lag in ESO PVP.
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  • Iyas
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    Pman85 wrote: »
    OP blames ZOS, while i play lag free over in my compound.

    IT MUST BE THEIR FAULLLLLLT

    burn it down BURN IT DOWN

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  • rendolpheb16_ESO
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    Pman85 wrote: »
    OP blames ZOS, while i play lag free over in my compound.

    IT MUST BE THEIR FAULLLLLLT

    burn it down BURN IT DOWN

    If you never encounter lag in Cyrodiil you are one of this type:

    1) You are a Cyrodiil virgin.

    2) You go on dead campain for a reason I never understood for those who do that.

    3) You are a troll.

    4) You are secretly a ZoS dev B)
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  • LegendaryWindDragon
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    rendolpheb16_ESO wrote: »
    Pman85 wrote: »
    OP blames ZOS, while i play lag free over in my compound.

    IT MUST BE THEIR FAULLLLLLT

    burn it down BURN IT DOWN

    If you never encounter lag in Cyrodiil you are one of this type:

    1) You are a Cyrodiil virgin.

    2) You go on dead campain for a reason I never understood for those who do that.

    3) You are a troll.

    4) You are secretly a ZoS dev B)

    5) Never played PvP
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  • rendolpheb16_ESO
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    LegendaryWindDragon wrote: »
    rendolpheb16_ESO wrote: »
    Pman85 wrote: »
    OP blames ZOS, while i play lag free over in my compound.

    IT MUST BE THEIR FAULLLLLLT

    burn it down BURN IT DOWN

    If you never encounter lag in Cyrodiil you are one of this type:

    1) You are a Cyrodiil virgin.

    2) You go on dead campain for a reason I never understood for those who do that.

    3) You are a troll.

    4) You are secretly a ZoS dev B)

    5) Never played PvP

    My first point, a Cyrodiil virgin.
    For Templar PvP video check my youtube channel
    https://www.youtube.com/RendolpheGamer
  • LegendaryWindDragon
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    rendolpheb16_ESO wrote: »
    LegendaryWindDragon wrote: »
    rendolpheb16_ESO wrote: »
    Pman85 wrote: »
    OP blames ZOS, while i play lag free over in my compound.

    IT MUST BE THEIR FAULLLLLLT

    burn it down BURN IT DOWN

    If you never encounter lag in Cyrodiil you are one of this type:

    1) You are a Cyrodiil virgin.

    2) You go on dead campain for a reason I never understood for those who do that.

    3) You are a troll.

    4) You are secretly a ZoS dev B)

    5) Never played PvP

    My first point, a Cyrodiil virgin.

    *i missed that point* >.<
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  • Raizin
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    Ghostbane wrote: »
    As a born and bred Irishman, I approve of this method.

    :D
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  • Raizin
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    Pman85 wrote: »
    OP blames ZOS, while i play lag free over in my compound.

    IT MUST BE THEIR FAULLLLLLT

    burn it down BURN IT DOWN

    remove yourself sir, because ..awwwwtumblr_n689f9XPCO1svb9fpo1_500.gif
    Edited by Raizin on July 10, 2015 1:11AM
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  • BigTone
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    We certainly could have used another 100 potatoes at Glademist today, or anywhere on Azura's Star in general
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  • qsnoopyjr
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    Solution to lag?
    Its not necessarily spam and what not, always see that.

    Its people packing on one server. The server has to deal with all those players cap locking it.

    Lag is on Azura Star?
    No kidding, all those EP from Chillrend and those AD are guesting to Azura Star.. Lagging it up.

    Add a 75% LESS AP gain while guesting and the lag will go away because those people will get better AP on there home campaign than guesting.

    Purpose of home campaign is to play on that campaign majority of the time.. Yet those EP on Chillrend are playing on Azura Star and those AD on thornblade is on Azura Star too.

    Everyone is playing on Azura Star.
    Purpose of multiple servers is to distribute players.
    Lag is caused by everyone on Azura Star and not evenly playing on other servers.

    Nothing but a bunch of AP farmers.
    They farm servers they aren't homed on. So put a 75% DECREASE in there AP when they go lag up another server so they can farm others.

    OR
    They can fight like a man and actually home on that server and care about there buffs and what not.
    Edited by qsnoopyjr on July 10, 2015 7:37AM
  • Steelshiv
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    The solution to lag

    1. Stop balling up in tight groups of 24+ players
    2. Stop spamming AoE abilities over and over
  • BigTone
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    Lower pop caps, again
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  • rendolpheb16_ESO
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    All your solution are futile.

    Adding more potatoes is the only viable solution.
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  • Bromburak
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    Please ZOS, add more potatoes

    Lets butter em up. :)
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