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What I am Willing To Do For A Pet Goat ...! *Video*

  • Elijah_Crow
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    Is there a Crow simulator? Because.. Well, Crows. Where is my video?!?
    Edited by Elijah_Crow on June 22, 2015 9:22PM
  • Shimmer
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  • Shimmer
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    Found this goat trying to use a wayshrine! See he wants to come along with me!
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  • Phinix1
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    Goats are stinky.
  • Rev Rielle
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    Goats are stinky.

    That's just because there is limited water in the Alik'r. Give them a wash and they are fine.

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  • Phinix1
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    Somebody get this women a goat!

    She can have mine.

    *Totally non-creepy eyebrow raise*

    I don't know though. I count at least three obvious references to the Illuminati in that video. I think "goat" may be a secret cult code word.

    I suspect Vermina's involvement.
  • Gidorick
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    I think you're going to get your goat...

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    That's right... Horse.
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  • RizaHawkeye
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    Sylance9 wrote: »
    A year ago when leveling my first character, I fell in love with Alik'r Desert goats. After the implementation of the crown store, and the addition of vanity pets my dream began - One day, I will have a pet goat!

    I pestered my husband about this for a couple months, and one evening after reading the forums he informed me I was not alone! (see link below)

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/161662/dear-zenimax-give-us-the-goat-pet/p1

    After reading this myself I realized we needed to take this to the next level. With thanks to Lonely Island (I'm On A Boat) I present " I wanna Goat", my impassioned video plea to Zenimax.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVvg3Y1QkWg

    I wrote a song for a goat. What would you do? ;)

    That is almost the coolest thing I've ever seen in twenty plus years of living on the Internets.

    C'mon, Zeni, give that girl a goat!!! She EARNED it!!!

    Edit: As well as a few thousand Crown store points ... you know, for goat stuff.
    Edited by RizaHawkeye on August 9, 2015 12:10AM
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  • Shimmer
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    LOL! YESSSSS THE GOAT IS REAL!
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  • Shimmer
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    Phinix1 wrote: »
    Somebody get this women a goat!

    She can have mine.

    *Totally non-creepy eyebrow raise*

    I don't know though. I count at least three obvious references to the Illuminati in that video. I think "goat" may be a secret cult code word.

    I suspect Vermina's involvement.

    I dont know what you are talking about *cough*

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  • Shimmer
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    Still waiting on my goat ZOS..... >:(
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  • JigenBakudan
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    HA! Freaking awesome!
  • silky_soft
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    How did I miss this... haha

    I want a goat, a few goats. So they can jump off each other and things
    This recent update has made me sad. Sad for the game. Sad for the community. Sad to pay whatever it is now. I want the previous eso back.
  • Paazhahdrimaak
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    Sylance9 wrote: »
    I would name him Sergeant Sparkles McPoufy Pants!

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    So much yes.
    Edited by Paazhahdrimaak on September 24, 2015 2:33AM
  • Shimmer
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    Sylance9 wrote: »
    I would name him Sergeant Sparkles McPoufy Pants!

    @Sylance9
    So much yes.

    He will be magnificent!
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  • Shimmer
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    IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!

    GOATS ARE ON THE PTS!

    Check out @MissBizz 's reaction to the goat on PTS!!!

    https://youtu.be/5BNnH7CUzHU
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  • Tessie
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    Here I was, going through life, totally unaware of how much I needed a goat until now.
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    They should have them randomly batter its owner with its horns every time they turn their back on them.. for realism. My mom had a goat and I haaaaaaattteeeed that evil mofo :'(
    love is love
  • UrQuan
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    Anyone thinking of picking up the new goat pet when it goes live should first take the time to familiarize themselves with their new pet's anatomy:
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    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • Greg
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    wait, will this goat be avaible on live, or is it limited to pts testers
  • Alucardo
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    Congratulations on your win @Sylance9. I'm guessing the crow video is in the works now? :D
  • Shimmer
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    Greg wrote: »
    wait, will this goat be avaible on live, or is it limited to pts testers

    Coming with orsinium i guess!!!

    I am about to beta test the Sh#% out of that goat though!
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  • SahrotRein
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    Sylance9 wrote: »
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    Lol, got me thinking; "You goat to be kidding me." ... yeah I'll take my leave
    Today we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines.

    - A Dominion of peace. The fair and just rule of Tamriel
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