Maintenance for the week of March 25:
• [COMPLETE] ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – March 28, 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
2.0.12: Vivec’s Old Bone Milk -> Crown Refreshing Drink
"Crown Refreshing Drink" sounds lame. I liked the unique (and vaguely suggestive, in this case) names, they fit better into the game and yes, provided a chuckle.