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Serious Crown Store Suggestion... but with levity!

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HA HA! funny, right?

But, I'm COMPLETELY Serious. Here's why:
  • Unicorns exist on Nirn
  • They are VERY rare
  • The high price of this item will keep it rare, if existent at ALL
  • The question of "Has anyone ever seen one" is TOTALLY appropriate for the unicorn
  • It would be a relatively quick mount to make
  • If anyone ever bought it, ZOS would make the easiest $1K they ever made.

I just like the meta-game idea of people questioning their existence and maybe THINKING they saw one but wasn't sure. I think 100,000 Crowns is high enough that there probably isn't anyone that would be willing to shell out the money for it, but low enough that someone with a bunch of burnable cash might buy it for kicks and grins.

Thoughts?
Edited by Gidorick on June 7, 2015 1:48AM
What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
That's right... Horse.
Click HERE to discuss.

Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
  • Gidorick
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    Oops..

    Edited by Gidorick on March 4, 2015 3:35AM
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
  • Troneon
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  • Acrolas
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    And for 3,000 crowns you can get an Imperial horse with the horn glued on. It falls off every time it rains or snows and blows away in deserts and dolmens. Other horses snicker at your horse because it's not fooling anyone. Your horse will occasionally look back at you as if wondering why it was punished with a terrible owner.

    We just need to see if Hasbro's all right with My Little Phony.
    signing off
  • Panda244
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    10/10 Would **** Again. @Gidorick
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    Edited by Panda244 on March 4, 2015 4:51AM
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    Damn good way to pry money from peoples hands, you should be in marketing. :D
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  • AshySamurai
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    Acrolas wrote: »
    And for 3,000 crowns you can get an Imperial horse with the horn glued on. It falls off every time it rains or snows and blows away in deserts and dolmens. Other horses snicker at your horse because it's not fooling anyone. Your horse will occasionally look back at you as if wondering why it was punished with a terrible owner.

    We just need to see if Hasbro's all right with My Little Phony.

    lol!!
    And every rain/snow you demount "Oh, crap, not again. Where is this horn?"
    Also, player in all Imperial Daedric (ZOS promissed us that it will look really badass) colored in black and red rides on pwinklpie! That will be so much lolz!!

    Also, what about senche unicorn?
    Make sweetrolls, not nerfs!
  • Gidorick
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    Also, what about senche unicorn?

    Coming soon to the Zenimax Online Studios Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited Crown Store...

    UNISENCHE!
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    Edited by Gidorick on March 4, 2015 5:21AM
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
  • bedford_jayb16_ESO
    Gidorick wrote: »
    Also, what about senche unicorn?

    Coming soon to the Zenimax Online Studios Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited Crown Store...

    UNISENCHE!
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    Wooot give me one.
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    I DEMAND unicorns (uni-khajiit-corns - unikhajiitorns?)) as playable race! I want to run all over Tamriel and fart with raindows!!

    Also, I remember in Oblivion(?) was a quest to kill unicorn. It was Hircine's quest. So, yeah, they are real. Maybe they live in some hidden plane and they transport (by accident) to Mundus through some kind worm-holes.
    Make sweetrolls, not nerfs!
  • ashlee17
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    Also, what about senche unicorn?

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    Omg lol yes
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    Also, what about senche unicorn?

    Coming soon to the Zenimax Online Studios Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited Crown Store...

    UNISENCHE!
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    Purrrrrfect.
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    All you need now is to add the music from Nyan Cat running in the background, endlessly looped, whilst you are riding it ;)
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    Yummy! Class A Whale Bait.
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    We don't seem to mind these kind of things in Kickstarter rewards, so why stop there? We need a 2.5k, 5k and 10k tier as well!

    For just 1,000,000 Crowns - Sheogorath Pack
    • Play for 1 month as the Daedric Prince of Madness
    • exclusive Companion Haskill
    • exclusive selection of Cheese (VR14 Food)
    • exclusive selection of Wine (VR14 Drink)
    • exclusive Cheese Wheel mount (Unicycle)
    • exclusive weapon Wabbajack
    • all-you-can-eat cheese buffet at ZOS'
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  • Gidorick
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    Moved to the Crown Store & ESO Plus forum.

    I'm totally joking, but not joking with this suggestion. :wink:
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
  • MissBizz
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    There are no words... Ahahaha. Gidorick you're amazing.
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