Should Teargrants make a Sorc only guild? [Guild has been made]

Yolokin_Swagonborn · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

Only if you have awesome events.

What happens if you get 10 sorcs in a group all running pet builds?
That's 20 pets on screen at once, all practically immune to AoE.
Gank squad Clanfear Stampede from stealth?
We could find out at the bring your pet event.

We have been accused of bolting across cyrodiil. How long does it actually take?
From Brindle to Drakelowe: The great sorc bolt race. Watch out for the Nightblades, trying to gank you on your way!

Shield stacking challenge: How many different damage shields can you stack at one time. Don't forget to enchant your weapons!

Huckdabuck · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

hamon wrote: »

DezIsDead wrote: »

hamon wrote: »

Teargrants wrote: »

hamon wrote: »

is that forum "cool-speak" for something? sorry i,m not down with the kids i dont know what you mean by salty, some kind of put down in a language other than english or something?

I dunno bruh, I just asked a question about making a PvP guild and you come in here suggesting my thread should be locked.

oh sorry i must have misjudged , after all why would anyone think it was just a vehicle to get some forum attention , when you say your "bored at work" the options are "yes blinky blink blink" or "no sorcs are scary"

and you sign off with KTHXBYE

seems like a proper thread , i humbly apologise for misinterpreting what is indeed a serious topic..

and you still havent explained what "salty" means

Salty
The act of being upset, angry, or bitter as result of being made fun of or embarassed. Also a characteristic of a person who feels out of place or is feeling attacked
Boy you salty as [snip] u didnt get to play today

(definition from urban dictionary) hope that helps hamon, although im gonna start calling you harmon, from blue mountain state.

thanks for explanation, sounds like something pre-pubescent american nerds would come up with, makes no sense to me.

and ive no idea of what the blue mountain thing is either.

@hamon

You would think that (and please ignore Urban Dictionary it's to troll to take seriously) but..........

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/salty

Word Origin and History for salt-y Expand

adj.

mid-15c., "tasting of salt, impregnated with salt," from salt (n.) + -y (2). Meaning "racy" is from 1866, from salt in the sense of "that which gives life or pungency" (1570s, originally of words or wit). Meaning "racy, sexy" is from 1866. U.S. slang sense of "angry, irritated" is first attested 1938 (probably from similar use with regard to sailors, "tough, aggressive," attested by 1920), especially in phrase jump salty "to unexpectedly become enraged." Related: Saltily.

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Methuselah · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

Huckdabuck wrote: »

hamon wrote: »

DezIsDead wrote: »

hamon wrote: »

Teargrants wrote: »

hamon wrote: »

is that forum "cool-speak" for something? sorry i,m not down with the kids i dont know what you mean by salty, some kind of put down in a language other than english or something?

I dunno bruh, I just asked a question about making a PvP guild and you come in here suggesting my thread should be locked.

oh sorry i must have misjudged , after all why would anyone think it was just a vehicle to get some forum attention , when you say your "bored at work" the options are "yes blinky blink blink" or "no sorcs are scary"

and you sign off with KTHXBYE

seems like a proper thread , i humbly apologise for misinterpreting what is indeed a serious topic..

and you still havent explained what "salty" means

Salty
The act of being upset, angry, or bitter as result of being made fun of or embarassed. Also a characteristic of a person who feels out of place or is feeling attacked
Boy you salty as [snip] u didnt get to play today

(definition from urban dictionary) hope that helps hamon, although im gonna start calling you harmon, from blue mountain state.

thanks for explanation, sounds like something pre-pubescent american nerds would come up with, makes no sense to me.

and ive no idea of what the blue mountain thing is either.

@hamon

You would think that (and please ignore Urban Dictionary it's to troll to take seriously) but..........

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/salty

Word Origin and History for salt-y Expand

adj.

mid-15c., "tasting of salt, impregnated with salt," from salt (n.) + -y (2). Meaning "racy" is from 1866, from salt in the sense of "that which gives life or pungency" (1570s, originally of words or wit). Meaning "racy, sexy" is from 1866. U.S. slang sense of "angry, irritated" is first attested 1938 (probably from similar use with regard to sailors, "tough, aggressive," attested by 1920), especially in phrase jump salty "to unexpectedly become enraged." Related: Saltily.

REKT

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DezIsDead · May 2015

Huckdabuck wrote: »

hamon wrote: »

DezIsDead wrote: »

hamon wrote: »

Teargrants wrote: »

hamon wrote: »

is that forum "cool-speak" for something? sorry i,m not down with the kids i dont know what you mean by salty, some kind of put down in a language other than english or something?

I dunno bruh, I just asked a question about making a PvP guild and you come in here suggesting my thread should be locked.

oh sorry i must have misjudged , after all why would anyone think it was just a vehicle to get some forum attention , when you say your "bored at work" the options are "yes blinky blink blink" or "no sorcs are scary"

and you sign off with KTHXBYE

seems like a proper thread , i humbly apologise for misinterpreting what is indeed a serious topic..

and you still havent explained what "salty" means

Salty
The act of being upset, angry, or bitter as result of being made fun of or embarassed. Also a characteristic of a person who feels out of place or is feeling attacked
Boy you salty as [snip] u didnt get to play today

(definition from urban dictionary) hope that helps hamon, although im gonna start calling you harmon, from blue mountain state.

thanks for explanation, sounds like something pre-pubescent american nerds would come up with, makes no sense to me.

and ive no idea of what the blue mountain thing is either.

@hamon

You would think that (and please ignore Urban Dictionary it's to troll to take seriously) but..........

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/salty

Word Origin and History for salt-y Expand

adj.

mid-15c., "tasting of salt, impregnated with salt," from salt (n.) + -y (2). Meaning "racy" is from 1866, from salt in the sense of "that which gives life or pungency" (1570s, originally of words or wit). Meaning "racy, sexy" is from 1866. U.S. slang sense of "angry, irritated" is first attested 1938 (probably from similar use with regard to sailors, "tough, aggressive," attested by 1920), especially in phrase jump salty "to unexpectedly become enraged." Related: Saltily.

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to be fair, after 7 years in the military i can attest that the military is full of some extremely immature people. its how we cope , making fun of each other, lame jokes about one another's parents and/or significant other, its all fair. Pre-pubescent can be taken as a shot at maturity level so yeah he isnt to far off. The nerd thing, idk dude you know your commenting on a MMO forum, you fall into that nerd category. Blue mountain state is a hilarious (IMO) tv show.

Draxys · May 2015

doin wizard [snip]

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DisgracefulMind · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

;D

Lord_Hev · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

WTB Sorc zerg, 24+ plz

MaximillianDiE · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

A cross faction sorcerer's guild for the single/duo/small grp sorc would be most excellent. It would be great to be able to chat with others doing the same stuff when the action dies down.

SHADOW2KK · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

Currently levelling a Sorc atm, and finding it so so so so easy

Thought DK`S and NB`s were easy in PvP, but Sorcs are epic hehe.

prose08b14a_ESO · May 2015

No! Sorcs are scary.

Cinnamon_Spider wrote: »

Teargrants wrote: »

Cinnamon_Spider wrote: »

Cinnamon already has an unofficial sorc only guild. Sorcs R Us

I thought that was just banana sundae sorcs...

Even banana sundaes are good with cherries and blueberries.

I have never

laughed so hard

in my entire life

THANK YOU!!!

Winnamine · May 2015

Cinnamon_Spider wrote: »

Cinnamon already has an unofficial sorc only guild. Sorcs R Us

I can't join because not sorc enough

Feel so left out

SHADOW2KK · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

Winnamine wrote: »

Cinnamon_Spider wrote: »

Cinnamon already has an unofficial sorc only guild. Sorcs R Us

I can't join because not sorc enough
Feel so left out

Endeavour to roll a sorc asap and join da gang.

You have your orders:P

Ghostbane · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

I 'm in.

Cinnamon_Spider · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

Winnamine wrote: »

Cinnamon_Spider wrote: »

Cinnamon already has an unofficial sorc only guild. Sorcs R Us

I can't join because not sorc enough
Feel so left out

Well, mine was unofficial. No one had an open guild slot at the time. I'll have to get you on your sorc and then judge your sorciness.

Teargrants · May 2015

Guild has been made. Care Bear Sorcs.

PM @Kirsi, @Cinnamon_Spider, @Ezareth, @Lord_Hevnoraak, @mbp214 for sorc invites.

Or msg me on forums, I will shoot them out and you can pick them up when you bolt escape into the game.

Rylana · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

I need a sixth guild slot >=/

Dositheus · May 2015

Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

Rhinoceruses don't play games. They [snip] (crit)charge your ass.

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EIGHTS · May 2015

But this is a EP guild.
I can't join you.

Rylana · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

Dositheus wrote: »

Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

Rhinoceruses don't play games. They [snip] (crit)charge your ass.

And I cast Daedric Minefield, Hardened Ward, and watch in glee as you blow yourself up.

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Ghostbane · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

Rylana wrote: »

Dositheus wrote: »

Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

Rhinoceruses don't play games. They [snip] (crit)charge your ass.

And I cast Daedric Minefield, Hardened Ward, and watch in glee as you blow yourself up.

rekt

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Dositheus · May 2015

Rylana wrote: »

Dositheus wrote: »

Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

Rhinoceruses don't play games. They [snip] (crit)charge your ass.

And I cast Daedric Minefield, Hardened Ward, and watch in glee as you blow yourself up.

Hopefully you at least get where that quote is from? :P

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ToRelax · May 2015

Can EU Sorcs join, too

?

Teargrants · May 2015

ToRelax wrote: »

Can EU Sorcs join, too ?

Yes, you just have to bolt escape across the pond, just like blinking to the Imperial City.

LazyLewis · May 2015

Sorc's in PvP will win with burst damage easy but those long spread out fights in open field will be a struggle without Templar heals. This will be interesting to see

ToRelax · May 2015

LazyLewis wrote: »

Sorc's in PvP will win with burst damage easy but those long spread out fights in open field will be a struggle without Templar heals. This will be interesting to see

I want to see 50 Mines and 30 Pets on Alessia bridge...

Cinnamon_Spider · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

LazyLewis wrote: »

Sorc's in PvP will win with burst damage easy but those long spread out fights in open field will be a struggle without Templar heals. This will be interesting to see

We just cast healing wards on each other. If someone goes down, you play a game of "chase the sorc" and then go back and rez.

I really need to get the clips together from my last all sorc group.

Fruitdog · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

I just want to see what a full sorc raid of mines at a choke point would do.

Ezareth · May 2015

Fruitdog wrote: »

I just want to see what a full sorc raid of mines at a choke point would do.

Unfortunately a single Corpse that doesn't yet realize it is a corpse can absorb an inordinately large number of mines...even sliding across the ground to continue eating them. This is why it is best to "stagger" your minefields a bit, to allow room for a second and even third corpse before the rest of the zerg realizes that perhaps entering a large purple glowing mass is probably not a good idea.

FMonk · May 2015

Yes! *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

Although I'm glad to see this much needed guild has been made, I worry about the future of Lagsploitation now that Teargrants will be spending his time running the sorc guild. Both guilds are crucial to the success of PvP in this game, I hope that one of them will not go neglected.

Teargrants · May 2015

FMonk wrote: »

Although I'm glad to see this much needed guild has been made, I worry about the future of Lagsploitation now that Teargrants will be spending his time running the sorc guild. Both guilds are crucial to the success of PvP in this game, I hope that one of them will not go neglected.

I'm running both. Worry not, I will ensure that Cyrodiil does not go w/o the lag that we all have come to love.