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Blade_07
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Notice in the picture that its suppose to be a mounted trophy of a slaughter fish but the picture shows a deer and not a fish. OOOOPS! Face_Palm.gif

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Here you go ZOS, I think this picture might be better to use. Took me a little time to draw that up for you guys but you have my permission to use the picture. I made it because I'm assuming you guys could not find a good picture for that. Hehehehe Sneaky_face.gif
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Yups, I know I'm lying big time because its actually your picture ZOS. I think you guys must have forgot about it or something. mockface.gif
Edited by Blade_07 on April 30, 2015 12:21AM
“Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only for one second without hope.”

  • UrQuan
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    Q: Why are slaughterfish so deadly in ESO that they'll tear you to pieces in seconds, no matter how much health you have?
    A: Because they've got huge frickin antlers!!!!!
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  • Gidorick
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    I see a lot of these kind of things... teddy bears that have the title of Stuffed Guar.
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

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  • UrQuan
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    I see a lot of these kind of things... teddy bears that have the title of Stuffed Guar.
    Perhaps they were made by someone who had never seen a guar? True story: when my mom was a little girl in England, she was given a project at school to make a teddy bear. She didn't know what a bear looked like. What she made looks a lot more like some odd cross between an earless rabbit and a toothless beaver.
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  • Gidorick
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    That's a great story @UrQuan!

    Teddy Bear?
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    Teddy Bear.
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

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  • UrQuan
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    That's a great story @UrQuan!

    Teddy Bear?
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    Teddy Bear.
    My mom still has it too... The thing looks absolutely ridiculous.
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  • Blade_07
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Q: Why are slaughterfish so deadly in ESO that they'll tear you to pieces in seconds, no matter how much health you have?
    A: Because they've got huge frickin antlers!!!!!

    LMAO....thats good! :D

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  • Auricle
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    They were just trying to avoid that whole Singing Bass look:

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  • AlienSlof
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    It's laziness on their part - they can't be bothered making proper icons for the stealable items.
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  • Blade_07
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    And here are a couple more they screwed up on or just didnt care.

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    And this one to.

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  • Nestor
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    I kind of wish we could drop these things in the world to have a nice 3D look at them, and not just an Icon. I know that probably won't happen in this game, but it would be cool. Of course a house to drop them in would be even better.
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  • Blade_07
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    Nestor wrote: »
    I kind of wish we could drop these things in the world to have a nice 3D look at them, and not just an Icon. I know that probably won't happen in this game, but it would be cool. Of course a house to drop them in would be even better.

    Sadly I must say...dream on man. They would NEVER do something as cool as that!
    “Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only for one second without hope.”

  • UrQuan
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    Nestor wrote: »
    I kind of wish we could drop these things in the world to have a nice 3D look at them, and not just an Icon. I know that probably won't happen in this game, but it would be cool. Of course a house to drop them in would be even better.
    I'm not sure that I really want to get a better look at the chamber pot that I seem to keep stealing for some reason...
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  • Blade_07
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    And here is another one that is really screwed up!

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    I think this is what a mannequin is.....

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    “Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only for one second without hope.”

  • SeptimusDova
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    lol tannin is used in the treatment of furs and leather preparation. Resin is used in the treatment and preparation of wood yet zos got them backwards in crafting.
  • Acrolas
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    Honestly, nothing will ever come close to MTG Ice Age, when the card was Hyalopterous Lemure, and the art was a lemur with wings instead of a winged ghost. The reference continued with Viscid Lemures, which looked like slimy ghosts but were jokingly called lemurs in the flavor text.

    So I'm all right with my little black book being gold and brown, or my miniature tavern not looking like any tavern I've visited. It's just one guy's opinion on the subject, and something that can be easily joked about later.

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    signing off
  • Blade_07
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    Acrolas wrote: »
    Honestly, nothing will ever come close to MTG Ice Age, when the card was Hyalopterous Lemure, and the art was a lemur with wings instead of a winged ghost. The reference continued with Viscid Lemures, which looked like slimy ghosts but were jokingly called lemurs in the flavor text.

    So I'm all right with my little black book being gold and brown, or my miniature tavern not looking like any tavern I've visited. It's just one guy's opinion on the subject, and something that can be easily joked about later.

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    Well, the bag could contain several small bottles of liquor and thus be nick named "little tavern". But I get it, its certainly no tavern. ^^
    Check these out!

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  • bertenburnyb16_ESO
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    Hilarious ...../sarcasm
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  • Blade_07
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    bertenburnyb16_ESO wrote: »
    Hilarious ...../sarcasm

    Cant please them all.
    “Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only for one second without hope.”

  • Blade_07
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    And again here are some more examples of laziness.

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    “Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only for one second without hope.”

  • Blade_07
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    lol, and more.

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    “Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only for one second without hope.”

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