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I literally NEED a guar plushie

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leshpar
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Because of the cuteness. That is all. I want a guar for my desk.

Any idea when they will actually be in stock?
  • zeitzbachrwb17_ESO
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    Please.
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  • Alcast
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    Because of people like you guys we do get sloads of new crownstore items instead of NEW CONTENT.

    thx
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    abby-sciuto-and-ncis-bert-the-farting-hippo-gallery.jpg

    Why not a farting hippo? :P
  • Knootewoot
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    Yesterday I received by 3rd plushy from TESO. The Netch. And yes, I did put in on my head a few times.

    A shame is that the netch did not come with a vanity pet betty-netch.

    Now I got the Guar, the Mudcrab and the Netch.

    Also I have the Doom Marine plushy (and the doom diorama) and gthe cacodemon and pain elemental plushy.

    I wish they also made the pinky-plushy :(
    Edited by Knootewoot on April 30, 2015 11:02AM
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  • Knootewoot
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    Alcast wrote: »
    Because of people like you guys we do get sloads of new crownstore items instead of NEW CONTENT.

    thx

    Those guar plushies are not made by Bethesda or Zenimax. But by gamingheads. Has noting to do with crown store.

    Edit : I said guard plushy.
    Edited by Knootewoot on April 30, 2015 11:04AM
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    "I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."
  • SantieClaws
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    I can't help you get your own guar any quicker - but I can give my own Corky Jr a hug from you when I get home from work tonight if that helps :)

    14598697440_e35e941d88_z.jpgCorky Jr - my guar by wenxue2222, on Flickr
    Edited by SantieClaws on April 30, 2015 11:14AM
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  • leshpar
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    wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »
    I can't help you get your own guar any quicker - but I can give my own Corky Jr a hug from you when I get home from work tonight if that helps :)

    14598697440_e35e941d88_z.jpgCorky Jr - my guar by wenxue2222, on Flickr

    Yes, please do give him a hug for me!
  • MornaBaine
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    Giant bat plushie please!
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  • kevlarto_ESO
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    AngryNord wrote: »
    abby-sciuto-and-ncis-bert-the-farting-hippo-gallery.jpg

    Why not a farting hippo? :P

    Any farting plushie is a hit in my book :)
  • Qyrk
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    Alcast wrote: »
    Because of people like you guys we do get sloads of new crownstore items instead of NEW CONTENT.

    thx

    First know what the topic is about instead of trying to blow air out of your ***. He is talking about a merchandise you can buy from store. This is not crown store related.

    I agree, I'm waiting for the plushie to be available again!!
    Edited by Qyrk on April 30, 2015 12:14PM
  • Flaminir
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    Do you mean a Guar plushie like this one? :D

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  • Pallmor
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    Just remember, people: It's okay to love your plushies, just don't LOVE your plushies.
  • Jitterbug
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    wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »
    I can't help you get your own guar any quicker - but I can give my own Corky Jr a hug from you when I get home from work tonight if that helps :)

    14598697440_e35e941d88_z.jpgCorky Jr - my guar by wenxue2222, on Flickr

    looks like he's a bit annoyed with something you just said
  • Pallmor
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    wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »
    I can't help you get your own guar any quicker - but I can give my own Corky Jr a hug from you when I get home from work tonight if that helps :)

    14598697440_e35e941d88_z.jpgCorky Jr - my guar by wenxue2222, on Flickr

    Reckon I wouldn't mind me some of them french fried potaters, uh hum.

    Edited by Pallmor on April 30, 2015 8:25PM
  • Moonshadow66
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    Knootewoot wrote: »
    Alcast wrote: »
    Because of people like you guys we do get sloads of new crownstore items instead of NEW CONTENT.

    thx

    Those guar plushies are not made by Bethesda or Zenimax. But by gamingheads. Has noting to do with crown store.

    Edit : I said guard plushy.

    Hehe, actually not a bad idea at all, I would totally buy a Skyrim Guard plushie, as long as it tells me to not fiddle with any locks around here or asks me if I'm in "Trouble?" when I press a button XD .. I'm a 40 year old woman btw, but still I would totally buy it ;)
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  • Pallmor
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    Moonshadow66 wrote: »
    Knootewoot wrote: »
    Alcast wrote: »
    Because of people like you guys we do get sloads of new crownstore items instead of NEW CONTENT.

    thx

    Those guar plushies are not made by Bethesda or Zenimax. But by gamingheads. Has noting to do with crown store.

    Edit : I said guard plushy.

    Hehe, actually not a bad idea at all, I would totally buy a Skyrim Guard plushie, as long as it tells me to not fiddle with any locks around here or asks me if I'm in "Trouble?" when I press a button XD .. I'm a 40 year old woman btw, but still I would totally buy it ;)

    It should come with an optional arrow to the knee.
  • Moonshadow66
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    Pallmor wrote: »
    Moonshadow66 wrote: »
    Knootewoot wrote: »
    Alcast wrote: »
    Because of people like you guys we do get sloads of new crownstore items instead of NEW CONTENT.

    thx

    Those guar plushies are not made by Bethesda or Zenimax. But by gamingheads. Has noting to do with crown store.

    Edit : I said guard plushy.

    Hehe, actually not a bad idea at all, I would totally buy a Skyrim Guard plushie, as long as it tells me to not fiddle with any locks around here or asks me if I'm in "Trouble?" when I press a button XD .. I'm a 40 year old woman btw, but still I would totally buy it ;)

    It should come with an optional arrow to the knee.

    Definitely^^
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    Frances Demnevanni - Breton Dragonknight VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Raygee - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
    Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
    Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
    Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
    Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP

  • Gidorick
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    I thought the company replaced those staplers @leshpar...
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
  • AlnilamE
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    I'm just waiting for them to restock the guar plushies to order all he ones I want at once.
    Edited by AlnilamE on April 30, 2015 9:48PM
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  • Attorneyatlawl
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    My desktop guar plushie is a fine pack animal. I love him.
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  • leshpar
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    Time to necro my own thread. My guar came in the mail today and is now sitting next to my frostwolf pup. My guar's name is Pickles.

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    Check Amazon and eBay they often have them in stock.
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  • Knootewoot
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    Moonshadow66 wrote: »
    Knootewoot wrote: »
    Alcast wrote: »
    Because of people like you guys we do get sloads of new crownstore items instead of NEW CONTENT.

    thx

    Those guar plushies are not made by Bethesda or Zenimax. But by gamingheads. Has noting to do with crown store.

    Edit : I said guard plushy.

    Hehe, actually not a bad idea at all, I would totally buy a Skyrim Guard plushie, as long as it tells me to not fiddle with any locks around here or asks me if I'm in "Trouble?" when I press a button XD .. I'm a 40 year old woman btw, but still I would totally buy it ;)

    If a guard plushie would say "STOP, you violated the law" I would buy it instantly.
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    "I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."
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    Is it odd that I spend more time looking at the things in the backgrounds of these images than I do the plushies?

    Theres one Guar looks to be dumping on a Declaration, I guess he disagrees with the declaration? That stapler made me think of Office Space.

    Another is surrounded by drugs, alcohol wipes, and the Frostwolfs foot looks like a Panda face through the mug.
  • leshpar
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    oehk wrote: »
    Is it odd that I spend more time looking at the things in the backgrounds of these images than I do the plushies?

    Theres one Guar looks to be dumping on a Declaration, I guess he disagrees with the declaration? That stapler made me think of Office Space.

    Another is surrounded by drugs, alcohol wipes, and the Frostwolfs foot looks like a Panda face through the mug.

    Haha. When I uploaded that picture to facebook with my phone it tried to tell me that same back paw was a face. I thought it was funny.
  • JD2013
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    Like, literally. You literally can't even without your guar plush.

    Literally.
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  • Attorneyatlawl
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    oehk wrote: »
    Is it odd that I spend more time looking at the things in the backgrounds of these images than I do the plushies?

    Theres one Guar looks to be dumping on a Declaration, I guess he disagrees with the declaration? That stapler made me think of Office Space.

    Another is surrounded by drugs, alcohol wipes, and the Frostwolfs foot looks like a Panda face through the mug.


    Odd? Beats me. Awesome? Yep, so much so that I tagged your post that. Epic? No, it's legendary :D.
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    Exploits suck. Don't blame just the game, blame the players abusing them!
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