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Sonnet to the Sorc

k2blader
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Enrobed in silk, agleam with light,
Bright balls displace your airy tread;
our stealther frees his arrow’s flight—
you dodge-roll, shield, and are not dead!?

You burst into a sparking glow
Upon our warrior’s broadsword drive
and block-roll through his wrecking blow—
how can it be you’re still alive?!

The battle heats, we reap AP,
our numbers swell amid the fray;
we zerg toward you with unmasked glee—
you coolly turn and bolt away.

Your ward, your warp—they make us cry:
“O damnèd sorc, lie down and die!”

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  • AltusVenifus
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    Lol!
  • TheLaw
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    Here's a realistic version of how this often ends.

    "Enrobed in silk, agleam with light,
    Bright balls displace your airy tread;
    our stealther frees his arrow’s flight—
    you dodge-roll, shield," but are dead!?
    Edited by TheLaw on March 27, 2015 3:30AM
    -= Shahrzad the Great |Sorc| =-
  • Uviryth
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    more like that

    Enrobed in silk, agleam with light,
    Bright balls displace your airy tread;
    our stealther frees his arrow’s flight—
    Lethal Shot, the end, allright?




  • Armitas
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    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • rfennell_ESO
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    One more stanza is needed, I'll do it for ya.

    But lo behold, The sorcs world in peril
    One meager stealther, notices the mage
    With but one press, that sneaking devil
    fires off three lethal arrows to end the age.
  • SirEwan
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    Hehe! I <3 Sorc
    Nice one mate.
    Sorcerer Master Class.
    PC Master Race.
  • scy22b14_ESO
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    Well done K2blader.

    The zerg stops chase, they can't match the pace
    One mounted soul springs the trap
    Maneuvers, sprint, to close the gap
    The sorc breaks stride to melt his face
  • Panda244
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    Bravo! Bra-vo! -- They really do need to nerf Bolt-Escape again... It was fun while it lasted but Sorcerer's have the only "working" escape ability in the entire game.
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  • k2blader
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    Shameless I'm-a-sorc-and-write-poetry-luv-ya'll bump. :-)


    For justice and dresses!

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  •  Jules
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    Haha! this is great :D
    JULES | PC NA | PHALANX
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  • Cody
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    #BATMANISBETTERTHANSUPERMAN
  • exiledtyrant
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    That was excellent. You should submit that to the next eso live for their fan creations.
    If all are brethren
    How could my hands not tremble
    As breath fled my prey?

    What blinds my vision?
    My hands are tools; it must be
    The haze of blossoms

    -Salous the Penitent
  • painsworth01
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    Sorcerers are a classy bunch! We now even have sonnets written to our glory! Thank you.
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