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Legend of Zazeer

  • Panda244
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    And here I sit, in my velvet lined chair. Thinking to myself. "Isn't Zazeer and ERPer?" :wink:
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Juraigr
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    THE *** HAPPENS NEXT
    EU Worst DK , Best DK Singapore and NA also known as 'Special Snowflake'

    Jurra - V14 Dragonknight Rank 38 August Palatine
    Jurra Hex - V14 Sorcerer Rank 25 Colonel [SEMI-RETIRED until Zos fix this BS sorc nonsense]

    LA DK Still OP :P

    One of the Three Light Armor DK's

    #200StandardOfMightFFS
    #RevertAshCloud
    #RevertNewAnimations
    #RevertUltiGain

    #FixMoltenWhip

    Grinding my way to August Palatine finally made it, still holding a torch for eso so now imma filthy casual
  • Panda244
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    Juraigr wrote: »
    THE *** HAPPENS NEXT

    Zazeer reattaches the Altmer lover's head and they have an ***. Duh.


    Edit: Almost wondering if the Altmer is suppose to be Nutella, but I hardly ever used her during fights with Zazeer. :confused:
    Edited by Panda244 on April 15, 2015 1:32PM
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • JTorus
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    This whole thread......

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  • Zhoyzu
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    Brizz wrote: »
    The Bond of Shadow - Part 2

    It had been a week or so since the encounter of shadows, and Brizz was... Different. War didn't feel the same. For every foe slain, he could feel a surge of intoxicating adrenaline... and he liked it. He would leap from man to man, driving his blade into the heart of each enemy, and for every life taken, he seemed to get stronger.

    Only now he was not alone. He could feel the presence of Zazeer, and he knew now that he needed allies. So Brizz put together a group of thieves that called themselves "The Undead Lords". He refused to be caught off guard again only to sheepishly lose his life.

    The Undead Lords hid themselves in the woods outside of Nikel Outpost. You could hear the clatter of steel and wood to the north as the Daggerfall Covenant fought to defend the walls of Fort Ash against the waves of Aldmeri Dominion. Brizz knew that conflict was imminent here, but the enemy he now gazed upon surprised him, and delighted him at the same time.

    It was Zazeer and his Guild of Shadows. There was about 9 to 10 men following The Dark Leader, and Brizz knew that he had just as many Undead Lords. So he gestured to his men to quietly approach the guild to try and attack from behind. As he did so, Zazeer froze and looked behind him as if he knew the ambush was coming.

    There was an explosion of shouts as the two groups collided. Brizz Vanished behind his Dark Cloak and leaped onto the first approaching Shadow. He was surprised as the man quickly dodged his attack and countered with a slash of his own. Brizz realized that this was no ordinary group. The fight waged on, with shields and blades dancing around him. The intoxication of battle seemed to make Brizz lose himself, as if his movements were not entirely of his own mind. The fight went back and forth, with neither group gaining any ground on the other.

    "Teutonic, be careful! He wont go down easily!" Zazeer shouted to his comrade as Brizz fought this Dragon Knight. Every time Brizz would nearly kill him, the templar named Picard would heal his wounds and reinvigorate the fight. The fight waged on, then suddenly an arrow came slicing through the air from behind Brizz and struck Teutonic in the chest, killing him instantly. Brizz spun around to see an archer, bearing the yellow colors of the Aldmeri Dominion.

    He notched another arrow and Brizz dove behind the cover of a tree. He looked to his left to see another Aldmeri cutting down one of his Undead Lords. Brizz felt a bloodlust well up inside him unlike anything he had ever experienced before. The Dominion showed their true numbers now, and it nearly doubled that of Brizz's and Zazeer's group combined.

    <They must die> Zazeer's voice echoed in Brizz's mind.

    <Agreed> Brizz answered back, unconcerned about the voice in his head.

    "ATTACK THE ALDMERI! THE PACT WONT HARM YOU!" Brizz shouted to his allies. They were confused for a moment, but quickly realized that the pact was no longer fighting them. The Undead Lords quickly fell behind Brizz, as the Guild of Shadows did the same behind Zazeer.

    Together, they ripped through the first wave of Aldmeri. The Dominion was smug and overconfident in their numbers, but the expressions on their faces changed rapidly as they watched their allies get quickly disposed of. This temporary alliance between the Pact and Covenant seemed unstoppable as they easily wiped the battlefield clean of all Aldmeri. Brizz stood blood-soaked over bodies of yellow trying to catch his breath. He looked over towards the pact to see a similar scene. A smile crept onto his face but was quickly interrupted as the sky began to open up.

    "AN AMUSING DISPLAY! INSECTS KILLING INSECTS. LETS SEE HOW YOU FARE AGAINST THE HELLS OF COLDHARBOUR" The voice was unmistakable. Molag Bal.

    Giant chains of steel crashed down from the heavens and ripped open the ground. They coiled and thrashed, then snapped tight, anchoring the hells of coldharbour to the world of Nirn. Demons and daedra came crashing down from space. This was no longer a fight of mortals.

    The Guild of Shadows and Undead Lords formed up behind Brizz and Zazeer. The two looked at each other, then back at the army they now faced.

    <Shall we?> Zazeer's said, smiling.

    <With Pleasure> Brizz responded.

    purple alliance confirmed!

    on a serious note these are some good *** stories! Is there a part 4?
    Edited by Zhoyzu on April 15, 2015 4:53PM
    Zhoyzu - Nightblade Alchemist (v15) RETIRED
    Has-No-Heart - Templar Enchanter (v4) FUBAR
    Ambadassador - Dragon knight (v1) Naked with no future (returned from the naked realm to tank PvE)
    Sakis Tolis - Sorceror (v10 in progress) Living Legend!

    Xuhl'Xotuun - Warden Current Main as im starting the game over essentially with this character aside from crafting.

    Creator of Khajiit fall dmg reduction racial passive concept.

  • corx3
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    JTorus wrote: »
    This whole thread......

    NJgvZEK.png

    hue hue hue hue hue
  • Brizz
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    Zhoyzu wrote: »
    Brizz wrote: »
    The Bond of Shadow - Part 2

    It had been a week or so since the encounter of shadows, and Brizz was... Different. War didn't feel the same. For every foe slain, he could feel a surge of intoxicating adrenaline... and he liked it. He would leap from man to man, driving his blade into the heart of each enemy, and for every life taken, he seemed to get stronger.

    Only now he was not alone. He could feel the presence of Zazeer, and he knew now that he needed allies. So Brizz put together a group of thieves that called themselves "The Undead Lords". He refused to be caught off guard again only to sheepishly lose his life.

    The Undead Lords hid themselves in the woods outside of Nikel Outpost. You could hear the clatter of steel and wood to the north as the Daggerfall Covenant fought to defend the walls of Fort Ash against the waves of Aldmeri Dominion. Brizz knew that conflict was imminent here, but the enemy he now gazed upon surprised him, and delighted him at the same time.

    It was Zazeer and his Guild of Shadows. There was about 9 to 10 men following The Dark Leader, and Brizz knew that he had just as many Undead Lords. So he gestured to his men to quietly approach the guild to try and attack from behind. As he did so, Zazeer froze and looked behind him as if he knew the ambush was coming.

    There was an explosion of shouts as the two groups collided. Brizz Vanished behind his Dark Cloak and leaped onto the first approaching Shadow. He was surprised as the man quickly dodged his attack and countered with a slash of his own. Brizz realized that this was no ordinary group. The fight waged on, with shields and blades dancing around him. The intoxication of battle seemed to make Brizz lose himself, as if his movements were not entirely of his own mind. The fight went back and forth, with neither group gaining any ground on the other.

    "Teutonic, be careful! He wont go down easily!" Zazeer shouted to his comrade as Brizz fought this Dragon Knight. Every time Brizz would nearly kill him, the templar named Picard would heal his wounds and reinvigorate the fight. The fight waged on, then suddenly an arrow came slicing through the air from behind Brizz and struck Teutonic in the chest, killing him instantly. Brizz spun around to see an archer, bearing the yellow colors of the Aldmeri Dominion.

    He notched another arrow and Brizz dove behind the cover of a tree. He looked to his left to see another Aldmeri cutting down one of his Undead Lords. Brizz felt a bloodlust well up inside him unlike anything he had ever experienced before. The Dominion showed their true numbers now, and it nearly doubled that of Brizz's and Zazeer's group combined.

    <They must die> Zazeer's voice echoed in Brizz's mind.

    <Agreed> Brizz answered back, unconcerned about the voice in his head.

    "ATTACK THE ALDMERI! THE PACT WONT HARM YOU!" Brizz shouted to his allies. They were confused for a moment, but quickly realized that the pact was no longer fighting them. The Undead Lords quickly fell behind Brizz, as the Guild of Shadows did the same behind Zazeer.

    Together, they ripped through the first wave of Aldmeri. The Dominion was smug and overconfident in their numbers, but the expressions on their faces changed rapidly as they watched their allies get quickly disposed of. This temporary alliance between the Pact and Covenant seemed unstoppable as they easily wiped the battlefield clean of all Aldmeri. Brizz stood blood-soaked over bodies of yellow trying to catch his breath. He looked over towards the pact to see a similar scene. A smile crept onto his face but was quickly interrupted as the sky began to open up.

    "AN AMUSING DISPLAY! INSECTS KILLING INSECTS. LETS SEE HOW YOU FARE AGAINST THE HELLS OF COLDHARBOUR" The voice was unmistakable. Molag Bal.

    Giant chains of steel crashed down from the heavens and ripped open the ground. They coiled and thrashed, then snapped tight, anchoring the hells of coldharbour to the world of Nirn. Demons and daedra came crashing down from space. This was no longer a fight of mortals.

    The Guild of Shadows and Undead Lords formed up behind Brizz and Zazeer. The two looked at each other, then back at the army they now faced.

    <Shall we?> Zazeer's said, smiling.

    <With Pleasure> Brizz responded.

    purple alliance confirmed!

    on a serious note these are some good *** stories! Is there a part 4?

    thanks :) just did part 3 last night, will be a little while for part 4
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