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A (Hopefully) Amusing Treat
SafiyerAmitora
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Okay, first of all, I had no idea where to put this, so I figured that putting it where it was relevant would be alright. Hope it's not an issue...
Second, this is by no means meant to be offensive (especially for AD; I'm AD, so if anything, I'd more of be offending myself); this was inspired by a certain picture I saw earlier, and when I did, I thought of ESO.
Picture it was inspired by:
Here it is (and hope you enjoy!):
A, B, C, D, E, F, G...
The other factions are chasing me.
EP's red, DC's blue.
Both have backup waiting in queue.
Now I'm running for my life.
To evade the coming strife.
Comment and tell me what you think!
Second, this is by no means meant to be offensive (especially for AD; I'm AD, so if anything, I'd more of be offending myself); this was inspired by a certain picture I saw earlier, and when I did, I thought of ESO.
Picture it was inspired by:
Here it is (and hope you enjoy!):
A, B, C, D, E, F, G...
The other factions are chasing me.
EP's red, DC's blue.
Both have backup waiting in queue.
Now I'm running for my life.
To evade the coming strife.
Comment and tell me what you think!
Legend || Mizery Records || Black Market Wares
Aeilith ~ AD L50 Khajiit magicka NB dps/max crafter (NA)
Naraiya ~ AD L50 Altmer magicka Sorc dps (NA)
Dont Die Like I Did ~ DC L50 Khajiit magicka Templar heals (NA)
Bring The Pain ~ AD L50 Dunmer magicka DK tank (NA)
An Achílles Heal ~ AD L50 Breton magicka Templar heals (NA)
One Two Gank A Few ~ EP L50 Bosmer stam NB dps (NA)
Your Lást Mistáke ~ DC L50 Altmer magicka NB dps (NA)
Rekts All Noobs ~ DC L50 Redguard stam DK dps (NA)
Reaper of Salt ~ EP L50 Khajiit stam Sorc dps
The Réktoning ~ AD L8 Dunmer magicka DK dps
Avaraiya ~ AD L25 Altmer magicka Warden tank
Nafatiri ~ EP L24 Argonian magicka Warden heals
Once Upon An OP Magden ~ EP L3 Altmer magicka Warden dps (NA)
Updated: 08/01/2018
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759 Champion Points || ESO Member since Apr 2014
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Armitas✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I would like to point out that the blue bear seems ill prepared whereas the red bear is well prepared. The red bear is also very wise as he has his knife pointed away from his face. That way if he trips the knife will not go in his face but instead be protected by thick layer of blue jelly.Edited by Armitas on April 7, 2015 9:21PMRetired.
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Pancake-Tragedy✭✭✭✭✭I would like to point out that the blue bear seems ill prepared whereas the red bear is well prepared. The red bear is also very wise as he has his knife pointed away from his face. That way if he trips the knife will not go in his face but instead be protected by thick layer of blue jelly.
The blue bear has a bigger package though.Pancake Tragedy - Sorcerer0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭So what you're saying is, AD is scared and DC has no equipment?
Stormproof: Vibeke - 50 EP mDragonknight | Savi Dreloth - 50 EP Magsorc | Sadi Dreloth - 50 EP Magblade | Sigtric Stormaxe - 50 EP Stamsorc | Valora Dreloth - 50 EP Magplar | Sigtric the Unbearable 50 EP Stam Warden
Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |
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SafiyerAmitora✭✭✭I would like to point out that the blue bear seems ill prepared whereas the red bear is well prepared. The red bear is also very wise as he has his knife pointed away from his face. That way if he trips the knife will not go in his face but instead be protected by thick layer of blue jelly.
xDSo what you're saying is, AD is scared and DC has no equipment?
Meh. Wasn't trying to, but on occasion, it could be a possible situation, couldn't it? lolLegend || Mizery Records || Black Market WaresAeilith ~ AD L50 Khajiit magicka NB dps/max crafter (NA)Naraiya ~ AD L50 Altmer magicka Sorc dps (NA)Dont Die Like I Did ~ DC L50 Khajiit magicka Templar heals (NA)Bring The Pain ~ AD L50 Dunmer magicka DK tank (NA)An Achílles Heal ~ AD L50 Breton magicka Templar heals (NA)One Two Gank A Few ~ EP L50 Bosmer stam NB dps (NA)Your Lást Mistáke ~ DC L50 Altmer magicka NB dps (NA)Rekts All Noobs ~ DC L50 Redguard stam DK dps (NA)Reaper of Salt ~ EP L50 Khajiit stam Sorc dpsThe Réktoning ~ AD L8 Dunmer magicka DK dpsAvaraiya ~ AD L25 Altmer magicka Warden tankNafatiri ~ EP L24 Argonian magicka Warden healsOnce Upon An OP Magden ~ EP L3 Altmer magicka Warden dps (NA)Updated: 08/01/2018***759 Champion Points || ESO Member since Apr 20140