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What are some of the funniest player character names you've seen in ESO?
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Ourorboros✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭This thread inspired me,so created two new alts:
Albee Bak (largest possible, square-jawed DK)
Cylant Buddedlee (NB)
[Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Cursing & Profanity and Inappropriate Content and Language]Edited by Ourorboros on March 29, 2015 1:49AMPC/NA/DCBreton Sorcerer Maester.White - BB meets GoT >Master Crafter< { 9 Traits completed 4/23/15 }
TANSTAAFL--->There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.....Robert Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea....Heinlein
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die. "Blade Runner"
ESO: the game you hate to love and love to hate....( >_<) May RNG be with you (*,_,*)4 -
Islyn✭✭✭✭✭
✭I have a DK on NA AD - Börkin von Börk Börk Börk and Storage Alt: Ivannah Humphalot
EU DC: Pennycaaan (expensive armour storage) and Recipeezer Scrooge (where I have a ton of valuable recipes I am too stingy to put in guild bank)Member of the Old Guard - Closed Betas 20135 -
Jules✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I have a DK on NA AD - Börkin von Börk Börk Börk and Storage Alt: Ivannah Humphalot
EU DC: Pennycaaan (expensive armour storage) and Recipeezer Scrooge (where I have a ton of valuable recipes I am too stingy to put in guild bank)
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SHADOW2KK✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I still remember a guy from beta, who may still be about, in EU EP, who had the name. `Stares-At-Guar`.
Still makes me chuckle any time I think of it haha, and seen a few epic ones since, but I cant remember them atm arrgh.Once I was a lamb, playing in a green field. Then the wolves came. Now I am an eagle and I fly in a different universe.
Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..
Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014
LvL 50 - Dragon Knight EP [PC-EU] = Illuvutar = Ex The Wabbajack = (Stam DK)
LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Legendary Blades = Evil Ninja/Dueller = (StamBlade)
LvL 50 - Sorcerer DC [PC-EU] = Daemon Lord = (Mag Sorc)
LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Khal-Bladez = (Mag DK)
LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Tenakha Khan = (Stam DK)
LvL 50 - Templar DC [PC-EU]] = Blades The Disgruntled = (Stamplar)
LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Ghost Blades = (Assassin)
LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Malekith The Shadow = (Mag NB)
LvL 50 - Warden DC [PC-EU] = Crimson Blades = (Stamden)
Guild Master of The Bringers Of The Storm.
Harrods
Member Of The Old Guard
PC Closed Betas 2013
PC Mastah Race
Anook Page anook.com/shadow2kk
Been playing since Beta and Early Access1 -
littledingaSoul ShrivenCouple that made me chuckle, Argonians ofc
Strictly-Come-Mincing
Shops-at-Aldi1 -
whiteshadow711jppreub18_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭TheBastion wrote: »To name a few:- Your-a-lizzard-harry;
Those are mine.
Your-a-lizzard-harry is my favorite Argonian name of all time
Signed, Kotaro Atani.PS5 NAVR16/ CP 160 Khajiit Nightblade of the Aldmeri Dominion, Guildmaster and Assassin of the Queen's Hand guild on NA PC. PvP Officer in the WOLF guild on NA PS5, and of course Master Thief. Currently 3600 CP out of 3600 CP on NA PS5. Currently 810 CP on NA PC (used for PTS testing purposes only). On PS5 I am also a Master Crafter, all traits done and learned, Jewelry crafting done. all Motifs learned on PS5 except for maybe two-three Motifs. All Companions are Max level as are their Skills.Warrior, Lover, Thief.... Nightblade. Aldmeri Dominion For Life! For the Queen!! Go Dominion or go home ! "I have no hatred for the races of Man, but they are young. Like all children, they are driven by emotion. They lack the wisdom that comes with age. I would sooner place an Altmer infant on the Ruby Throne than surrender Tamriel to their capricious whims. The Altmer, the Bosmer and the Khajiit share the common traits of intelligence, patience and reason. We do not seek riches or plunder. Domination is not our goal, nor is the acclamation of power for its own sake. Today we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines. Stand with us." ―Your Queen Commands, Ayrenn Arana Aldmeri.(All 18 characters are AD only! This one is a AD Loyalist)Member of ESO Since January 29, 2014, started early Access 3/30/14 on PC, currently subbed on NA PS5 and on NA PC. Note- I only use PC for PTS testing purposes, the PS5 is my dedicated Game Platform.Note- for those that don't know how to say Kotaro Atani it's "Ko tar row Ah ta ni" (Ko with a Oh sound, tar which sounds like the sticky black tar stuff, row like rowing a boat, Ah with a AHHHH sound, Ta with a Tahhh sound, Neeee which sounds like knee)"The blowing sands of time wipe clean the footprints of the past...""Moonsugar may be the key to paradise, but it is through a false door...""A perfect society is always elsewhere..."- Unknown book of Khajiiti proverbs.2 -
FreedomDude✭✭✭"Sir-Robin-The-Brave", made me chuckle.
Context for the curious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYFefppqEtE Edited by FreedomDude on March 27, 2015 2:02PM5 -
Maotti✭✭✭✭✭
✭WolfingHour wrote: »"Queen Ayreen's toyboy" or something of the sort. xD
@WolfingHour
Yeah, i've seen him too. So funny name!
Edited by Maotti on March 27, 2015 2:26PMPC EU0 -
Nermy✭✭✭✭✭All my toons are called 'Nerm.... something'
My orc DK is called 'Nerm'in-a'tor'...
Edited by Nermy on March 27, 2015 2:42PM@Nermy
Ex-Leader of The Wabbajack [EU EP PvP guild - Now stood down from active duty]BLOOD FOR THE PACT!!!
Nermden - EP Warden, Nerm-in'a'tor - EP Dragon Knight, N'erm - EP Sorcerer, D'arkness - EP Nightblade, Nermy - EP Templar
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde
"An Army is a team; lives, sleeps, eats, fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is a lot of crap." -General George S. Patton0 -
Dreyloch✭✭✭✭✭One that always stuck with me wasn't from this game. But if you played EQ1 you know how silly the haflings looked with their very large heads, small bodies and short legs. Best name was a hafling warrior named Greavous Headwound. Just made me crack up every time cause his head was so large."The fear of Death, is often worse than death itself"0 -
Nestor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I remember one now, amazondotcom
He was a trader and used to spam zone chat for things to sellEnjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.
PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"1 -
Danikat✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭The other day I found Rincewind.
He was a sorcerer of course, I really hope he had 1 attack spell equipped and then all running/escape skills (or just all points in stamina, to sprint further).PC EU player | She/her/hers | PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
"Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair"9 -
Kublakan✭✭✭Hello, Im an argonian and my name is 'Crushed-by-molag's-balls'Edited by Kublakan on March 28, 2015 8:33PM0 -
Rshidva✭✭✭Flappittyflap made me laugh
Eat-many-cookies
The Real Santa Clause (a fat bearded man)
And nother called : Santa's helper (a small elf)
Oh and WorstHealsEver (top leaderboard for while)Edited by Rshidva on March 28, 2015 2:47AMThere is Love0 -
SafiyerAmitora✭✭✭Oh and WorstHealsEver (top leaderboard for while)
Heya Vayu! And yeah, I know WorstHealsEver, or WorstHealerEver... Not sure. If it's the same person or if I'm just getting the name wrong, but yeah, we're all in Gravitas and Deviance together. ^.^ Have to admit they have an awesome char name. lol Legend || Mizery Records || Black Market WaresAeilith ~ AD L50 Khajiit magicka NB dps/max crafter (NA)Naraiya ~ AD L50 Altmer magicka Sorc dps (NA)Dont Die Like I Did ~ DC L50 Khajiit magicka Templar heals (NA)Bring The Pain ~ AD L50 Dunmer magicka DK tank (NA)An Achílles Heal ~ AD L50 Breton magicka Templar heals (NA)One Two Gank A Few ~ EP L50 Bosmer stam NB dps (NA)Your Lást Mistáke ~ DC L50 Altmer magicka NB dps (NA)Rekts All Noobs ~ DC L50 Redguard stam DK dps (NA)Reaper of Salt ~ EP L50 Khajiit stam Sorc dpsThe Réktoning ~ AD L8 Dunmer magicka DK dpsAvaraiya ~ AD L25 Altmer magicka Warden tankNafatiri ~ EP L24 Argonian magicka Warden healsOnce Upon An OP Magden ~ EP L3 Altmer magicka Warden dps (NA)Updated: 08/01/2018***759 Champion Points || ESO Member since Apr 20141 -
scottymidgleySoul ShrivenAfter watching a certain episode of south park the night before, I decided to name a char York-Hunt Hassan'Dinnit.0
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BlackEar✭✭✭✭✭Dekkameron wrote: »IcyDeadPeople wrote: »A Normal Bosmer man
That guys famous today lol
ehh.. who?Bjorn Blackbear - Master Angler - Collector - Black Market Mogul - Ebonheart Pact - Exterminatus - EU.
Achievement hunter:
Visit my profile page to find out about which achievement I am currently hunting.
Check out Anemonean's thieving guide!0 -
Kenny_McCormick✭✭✭i made a nord called ArgonianKhajitBearPig and i saw some random argonian called Serves-ua-cold-oneEdited by Kenny_McCormick on March 28, 2015 9:33AM1
