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What are some of the funniest player character names you've seen in ESO?

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  • tehsa
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  • azoriangaming
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    Fizzlewizzle wrote: »
    rdbrown1987 wrote: »
    Fizzle wizzle,

    cotton picker, (this guy was a redguard in a servants costume) I assume that he was forced to change his name

    E B O L A, - this guy was forced to change his name though ^^

    this one just killed you,
    I'm feeling Insulted here.
    :p

    hehe
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  • bertenburnyb16_ESO
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    Argonian: Smoked-Da-Herb
    Guar: Jumps-In-Puddles
    Senche: Arriba Andale Yeppa (speedy gonzales anyone)
    Horse: Coconuts (Monthy Python anyone)

    [Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Inappropriate Content and Language]
    Edited by ZOS_UlyssesW on March 26, 2015 5:33PM
    Haze Ramoran Dunmer Dragonknight Tank/Dps – Smoked-Da-Herb Saxheel Templar Tank/Healer

    Red Diamond, Protect us 'til the end (EU EP Thorn)
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  • DigitalEulogy
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    Jules wrote: »
    Little bow deeps
    Hahah Little Bow Deeps is me.My other toon is Magica Johnson.

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  • RedFoxFour
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    Not ESO related, but I saw a Vah Shir (cat people, sorta like Khajit in Elder Scrolls) in Everquest who was named:

    Helix Hisbut

    Absolutely brilliant and still today, some 10 years later, it is still one of my favourite names :)

    Yesterday I saw a Khajit named something the Fluffball ... couldn't catch first name cause it was too long... but last part was very fitting and playful.
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  • gw2only1b14_ESO
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    Ok there's 2 I've seen in my travels that haven't been mentioned that I chuckle at one is I Cant Swim a Argonian and the other was on Dagger or Aldamari cant recall but CharlieMurphy lol first thing I did was look to see if Prince or Chappell was lurking near by lol
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  • Lord_Bidr
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    I once had a character named Lord Molag's Balls...then I attracted ZOS' attention =(
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  • SafiyerAmitora
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    Hmm... I just remembered couple more I lol'd quite hard at awhile back when I saw them: Bretony Spears and Aww Crap Wrong Faction. :)
    Legend || Mizery Records || Black Market Wares
    Aeilith ~ AD L50 Khajiit magicka NB dps/max crafter (NA)
    Naraiya ~ AD L50 Altmer magicka Sorc dps (NA)
    Dont Die Like I Did ~ DC L50 Khajiit magicka Templar heals (NA)
    Bring The Pain ~ AD L50 Dunmer magicka DK tank (NA)
    An Achílles Heal ~ AD L50 Breton magicka Templar heals (NA)
    One Two Gank A Few ~ EP L50 Bosmer stam NB dps (NA)
    Your Lást Mistáke ~ DC L50 Altmer magicka NB dps (NA)
    Rekts All Noobs ~ DC L50 Redguard stam DK dps (NA)
    Reaper of Salt ~ EP L50 Khajiit stam Sorc dps
    The Réktoning ~ AD L8 Dunmer magicka DK dps
    Avaraiya ~ AD L25 Altmer magicka Warden tank
    Nafatiri ~ EP L24 Argonian magicka Warden heals
    Once Upon An OP Magden ~ EP L3 Altmer magicka Warden dps (NA)
    Updated: 08/01/2018
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  • Sentinel
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    Someone named 'Leggomyaggro'
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  • leandro.800ub17_ESO
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    We have a guila mate called Ur-ma
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  • Jaxsun
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    I had a toon named, shaves-for-shagging, which I had to change according to zos.

    I've seen other great ones but will not document because I don't want them to have to change it....
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  • Ryuho
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    Okey, so i met once argonians with names:

    Big - Ass - Kim - Kardashian and Stinks - Like - Old - Socks

    And also Breton DK with name: Biggus Dickuss
    The Farron family team (EU)
    sorcerer - Rubeus Farron AR31
    templar - Selene Farron AR27
    nightblade - Ryuho Farron AR25
    stamplar - Nura Farron AR10
    stamsorcerer - Kitty Farron AR14 (adopted member)
    DK - Ryu Farron AR17

    RETIRED

    CU - next mmo
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  • treborrealb14_ESO
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    Charlie Murphy lol nope seen pees in water and smokes the reeds Need to make my own Argonian and call him Ashy
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  • bugmom
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    Keeps-too-many-things
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  • Flaminir
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    Good-Night-Blade
    GM of the Unholy Legacy
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    Sorcerer Flaminir (Magicka) / Staminir (Stamina)
    Templar Elixiia (Magicka/Healer) / Lotti Velooni (Magicka)
    DragonKnight Xalora Flaminar (Tank) / Unholy-Dragon-Toad (Tank)
    Nightblade Aimee Owlious (Magicka) / Myttens (Stamina)
    Warden: Frosti-Tute (Magicka/Healer) Boops-Many-Snoots (Stamina/Tank)
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    Heals on Toilet
    If options weren't necessary, and everyone played the same way, no one would use addons. Fix the UI!

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  • ZOS_AmeliaR
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    Some of these names are very clever and funny! Just remember to keep our Community Rules in mind before posting some of the raunchier names. Thanks!

    Sincerely,
    Ruins-All-Your-Fun
    The Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited - ZeniMax Online Studios
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  • cyclonus11
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    My nightblade main is He-Who-Tippy-Toes...
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  • Roechacca
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    Lone Pirate . The dudes never alone . I mean like ever .
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  • SurprisedFour91
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    Dekkameron wrote: »
    IcyDeadPeople wrote: »
    A Normal Bosmer man

    That guys famous today lol

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    Characters: ded class Sorc AR 50, Uræn Warden AR 42, Cancuren NB AR 33, Urenaissance Templar AR 31, ded game DK AR 24
    A Normal Bosmer Man NB AR 39, Lūst Templar AR 32, -Uren AR 25, Abęl Necro AR32, ????? Warden AR28

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  • desciviib14_ESO
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    V*gitarian Beast was a good one but has since had to change the name
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  • Thiefy
    Thiefy
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    I *think* I remember the name 'Faps-in-Shadows' from around launch...an Argonian, of course :smile:
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  • DaniAngione
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    Farts-in-Silence

    Best argonian ever
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  • Naor_Sarethi
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    Robbmrp wrote: »
    My son has a character named Captain Cheese Waffles....

    NOONE EXPECTS SHEOGORATH'S INQUISITION !
    ha ! you're a skeever now ! :D
    Edited by Naor_Sarethi on March 26, 2015 6:36PM
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  • Ara_Valleria
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    ZOS_AmeliaR wrote: »
    Some of these names are very clever and funny! Just remember to keep our Community Rules in mind before posting some of the raunchier names. Thanks!

    Sincerely,
    Ruins-All-Your-Fun

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    •••• | Ara Valleria - AD NightBlade | Templàra Valleria - AD Templar | Åra Valleria - AD DragonKnight | Ára V - AD DragonKnight | Ara Laifu - DC NightBlade | Ara Waifu - EP Sorcerer | ••••
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  • SafiyerAmitora
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    xD Some of these deserve the lol button. Yes, DESERVE!

    And another I remembered: Lefty Lucy.


    @IcyDeadPeople, please tell me you gave one of your chars the same name. It's awesome. :lol:
    Edited by SafiyerAmitora on March 26, 2015 6:51PM
    Legend || Mizery Records || Black Market Wares
    Aeilith ~ AD L50 Khajiit magicka NB dps/max crafter (NA)
    Naraiya ~ AD L50 Altmer magicka Sorc dps (NA)
    Dont Die Like I Did ~ DC L50 Khajiit magicka Templar heals (NA)
    Bring The Pain ~ AD L50 Dunmer magicka DK tank (NA)
    An Achílles Heal ~ AD L50 Breton magicka Templar heals (NA)
    One Two Gank A Few ~ EP L50 Bosmer stam NB dps (NA)
    Your Lást Mistáke ~ DC L50 Altmer magicka NB dps (NA)
    Rekts All Noobs ~ DC L50 Redguard stam DK dps (NA)
    Reaper of Salt ~ EP L50 Khajiit stam Sorc dps
    The Réktoning ~ AD L8 Dunmer magicka DK dps
    Avaraiya ~ AD L25 Altmer magicka Warden tank
    Nafatiri ~ EP L24 Argonian magicka Warden heals
    Once Upon An OP Magden ~ EP L3 Altmer magicka Warden dps (NA)
    Updated: 08/01/2018
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  • Naor_Sarethi
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    "Ruins-All-Your-Fun" on a game forum .... you see what's fundamentally wrong with that don't you :)
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  • Onebitsoul
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    Greasy Meninist.


    I'm not even kidding.
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  • rbenkepub19_ESO
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    I used the name "Muddha" in several games as a stand-alone name. It goes back to my AD&D days. When I started ESO and realized I could create a last name, I settled on "Pucker". I thought it was very clever-ha-ha without being offensive. However, one of my own guild mates disagreed and reported me. ZOS forced me to change the name. I still hold that it's not an offensive name. It means nothing at all. Based on ZOS' reasoning, the name "Rich" would also be offensive, and that's my real name.
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  • rbenkepub19_ESO
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    ssiebentub17_ESO wrote: »
    DK named Tank Sinatra and a night blade named bowjob

    There was a hunter named Bowjob in WoW. They made him change it. I think some people are just wound up too tight. Not only was that a great name, it was an especially great name for a hunter.
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