Where were all these Superguards when I was saving Tamriel??
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These invincible gods-among-men couldn't have left their posts for a few minutes to help save the planet in Coldharbor??
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technohic✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭They tried, but then they took an arrow to the knee.
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It required someone without a soul.11 -
Shunravi✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭They are guards meant to keep you in check. They are empowered by the Justice of Stendarr in order to keep you from getting out of controll. Therefore they have a special condition that they hurt you more and you can't kill them.Edited by Shunravi on March 24, 2015 7:37PMThis one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!4 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Ppptthh... it's a BS game mechanic no matter how is spun.What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
That's right... Horse.
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✭✭Because once they enter Oblivion, their powers go away. Note that there are no Superguards in Coldharbour, including Hollow City.4 -
Immorta1izedSoul ShrivenThey were at home, WASHING THEIR TIGHTS.Chance favors the prepared mind.5 -
Bc1151✭✭✭The fact that they are invincible is quite bothersome. At least make them give no XP and have a high respawn rate.0 -
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✭With the power of the Amulet of Kings, you're much stronger than all these guards together. They couldn't have done much without this power. At least not helping to defeat Molag Bal.
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✭Coldharbour = Kryptonite for Guards! Plus the Daedra are just too scary for them.....NA Server - Kildair0 -
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✭The guards of ESO worship Stendarr and therefore get 'godlike' powers when enforcing Justice (or Mercy if you pay)
But they have no power over anything else and therefore weak as a kitten against anything else.
Daedra break no laws. (the laws of man and mere do not apply to them) so they have no bounty and therefore immune to the justice of StendarrEdited by Natjur on March 24, 2015 11:15PM2 -
Obscure✭✭✭✭✭We're actually all just RPing crazy people experiencing the same psychosomatic hallucinations creating a synchronous delusion that we've all saved Nirn from an invasion of an extra planar being.
You've actually never left Cold Harbour from the beginning of the game. Molag Bal has dominated your mind and created an elaborate scheme to keep you from ever escaping: he's convinced you that you're free so that you'll never realise your caged, and no one can resist imprisonment if they don't know they are imprisoned. He's truly genius. The guards are unkillable because Molag Bal doesn't want the mind prison to be too entertaining, he wants you to suffer a bit.
Explains everything else too. Game bugs that you hate? Molag Bal mind prison torture. Constantly bad luck on the RNG? Molag Bal mind prison torture. Getting Radiant Destruction from 5 Templar at once? Molag Bal mind prison torture.
He's the god of schemes, and you've played right into his game!12 -
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azoriangaming✭✭✭✭Just like real police forces they're handing out fines to the petty thieves to pay for their mead
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Relyk04✭✭✭We're actually all just RPing crazy people experiencing the same psychosomatic hallucinations creating a synchronous delusion that we've all saved Nirn from an invasion of an extra planar being.
You've actually never left Cold Harbour from the beginning of the game. Molag Bal has dominated your mind and created an elaborate scheme to keep you from ever escaping: he's convinced you that you're free so that you'll never realise your caged, and no one can resist imprisonment if they don't know they are imprisoned. He's truly genius. The guards are unkillable because Molag Bal doesn't want the mind prison to be too entertaining, he wants you to suffer a bit.
Explains everything else too. Game bugs that you hate? Molag Bal mind prison torture. Constantly bad luck on the RNG? Molag Bal mind prison torture. Getting Radiant Destruction from 5 Templar at once? Molag Bal mind prison torture.
He's the god of schemes, and you've played right into his game!
rofl i died reading this! soooo true!!!
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Obscure. that was just awesome.
Now if only "justice" could be found when you go to bleakrock isle for the first time and there are vr14 guards roaming about when a single one could stop the covenant invasion all by himself.
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✭✭✭✭✭We're actually all just RPing crazy people experiencing the same psychosomatic hallucinations creating a synchronous delusion that we've all saved Nirn from an invasion of an extra planar being.
You've actually never left Cold Harbour from the beginning of the game. Molag Bal has dominated your mind and created an elaborate scheme to keep you from ever escaping: he's convinced you that you're free so that you'll never realise your caged, and no one can resist imprisonment if they don't know they are imprisoned. He's truly genius. The guards are unkillable because Molag Bal doesn't want the mind prison to be too entertaining, he wants you to suffer a bit.
Explains everything else too. Game bugs that you hate? Molag Bal mind prison torture. Constantly bad luck on the RNG? Molag Bal mind prison torture. Getting Radiant Destruction from 5 Templar at once? Molag Bal mind prison torture.
He's the god of schemes, and you've played right into his game!
This is honestly the first rational explanation for why half of the players I encounter are dressed in neon green and purple.1 -
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Kas✭✭✭✭✭they tried on release but got stuck in coldharbor at broken quests, because they didn#t figure out you had to jump to death to activate that one thing to advance.... if onyl they had asked all those naked players what they were doing @bbu - AD/EU
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