Patch Notes - You Forgot to..........

  • MW2K
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    LIQUID741 wrote: »
    Forgot to fix the LFG tool.

    I think they're quietly forgetting it exists. Like the player base largely did.
    Lighting braziers and dispelling wards in Tamriel since 1994
  • Robbmrp
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    Sallington wrote: »
    Robbmrp wrote: »
    Roechacca wrote: »
    Forgot to Paul Sage advice on the launcher screen . "Don't bunch up!"

    Yeah, so much for the large PVP battling that the videos advertise..... Come join our NOT so large PVP.... because large PVP is what we advertised but cannot deliver on. But here, take these crowns and go buy a shiny new mount skin as that will make it all better.....

    Now selling in the Crown Store: Anti-Lag Potions. They don't really reduce the lag, just teleport you to a lower populated area!

    "Featuring three-sided Player vs. Player (PvP) gameplay, The Elder Scrolls Online supports hundreds of players on screen at once in an open world fight for control of Cyrodiil. Seize, hold, and control the resources of massive strongholds. Utilize massive siege weapons to crumble fortress walls and smash through fortified gates. Conquer the Imperial City, and your alliance’s top player could even be crowned Emperor!"

    "supports"

    Yeah, supports but does not hold up well....so you can try it, but the lag will render it pretty much unenjoyable....
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  • Roechacca
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    Robbmrp wrote: »
    Roechacca wrote: »
    Forgot to Paul Sage advice on the launcher screen . "Don't bunch up!"

    Yeah, so much for the large PVP battling that the videos advertise..... Come join our NOT so large PVP.... because large PVP is what we advertised but cannot deliver on. But here, take these crowns and go buy a shiny new mount skin as that will make it all better.....

    Now selling in the Crown Store: Anti-Lag Potions. They don't really reduce the lag, just teleport you to a lower populated area!

    The Paul Sage theme song


    http://youtu.be/KNIZofPB8ZM
  • LtCrunch
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    WebBull wrote: »
    Brandalf wrote: »
    WebBull wrote: »
    I forgot fix the bug where enemy name plates disappear. Can't edit my original post for some reason.

    This is in the patch notes as being fixed...

    It is? I must be blind. Read them 3 times and I dont see the fix.
    • Health bars will no longer disappear when zoning to a new area.
      • Note: This also fixes the issue where your health bar settings would get turned off after you encountered a loading screen.

    There you go.


    Edited by LtCrunch on March 16, 2015 8:57PM
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  • Sallington
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    Roechacca wrote: »
    Robbmrp wrote: »
    Roechacca wrote: »
    Forgot to Paul Sage advice on the launcher screen . "Don't bunch up!"

    Yeah, so much for the large PVP battling that the videos advertise..... Come join our NOT so large PVP.... because large PVP is what we advertised but cannot deliver on. But here, take these crowns and go buy a shiny new mount skin as that will make it all better.....

    Now selling in the Crown Store: Anti-Lag Potions. They don't really reduce the lag, just teleport you to a lower populated area!

    The Paul Sage theme song


    http://youtu.be/KNIZofPB8ZM

    All of my LOLs, if only in spirit.
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  • LtCrunch
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    Roechacca wrote: »
    Robbmrp wrote: »
    Roechacca wrote: »
    Forgot to Paul Sage advice on the launcher screen . "Don't bunch up!"

    Yeah, so much for the large PVP battling that the videos advertise..... Come join our NOT so large PVP.... because large PVP is what we advertised but cannot deliver on. But here, take these crowns and go buy a shiny new mount skin as that will make it all better.....

    Now selling in the Crown Store: Anti-Lag Potions. They don't really reduce the lag, just teleport you to a lower populated area!

    The Paul Sage theme song


    http://youtu.be/KNIZofPB8ZM

    I actually laughed out loud at this, thank you!

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    Laughs-At-Wounds - Sap tanking since 03/30/14
    ßrandalf - Light armor tanking since 03/03/15
    Brandalf Beer-Belly - Tanking drunk since 12/30/16


  • Yolokin_Swagonborn
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    Great Job starting this list! Let me add a few more.
    • Un-killable Mage guard at chalman mine that hides under the floor and hits you with fireballs
    • Charge abilities bugging out leaving you in an un-cancelable animation. You can see it HERE.
    • Speaking of Templar charge, this skill is still has broken cooldown and has NOT been fixed
    • general Lag/latency issues in PvP that have persisted since 1.3 lighting patch (see charge ability video for lag example)
    • After you die in cyrodiil, you sometimes cannot use abilities, doors, or wayshrines until you dodgeroll.
  • WebBull
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    Brandalf wrote: »
    WebBull wrote: »
    Brandalf wrote: »
    WebBull wrote: »
    I forgot fix the bug where enemy name plates disappear. Can't edit my original post for some reason.

    This is in the patch notes as being fixed...

    It is? I must be blind. Read them 3 times and I dont see the fix.
    • Health bars will no longer disappear when zoning to a new area.
      • Note: This also fixes the issue where your health bar settings would get turned off after you encountered a loading screen.

    There you go.


    Thanks but I was referring to enemy alliance logos that appear above players heads in Cyrodiil. Sometimes they disappear and you have to relog.
  • Moezilla
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    WebBull wrote: »
    - Fix the spastic horses
    - Increase siege damage
    - look into Wrecking Blow
    - increase Cyrodiil XP
    - Fix potions from taking you out of stealth.


    I am happy they are fixing issues, but these issues have been around since the update launched. Some of them are very important for certain play styles and/or sets.

    5 pc light armor passive not giving any crit....
    Edited by Moezilla on March 16, 2015 9:03PM
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  • LtCrunch
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    WebBull wrote: »
    Brandalf wrote: »
    WebBull wrote: »
    Brandalf wrote: »
    WebBull wrote: »
    I forgot fix the bug where enemy name plates disappear. Can't edit my original post for some reason.

    This is in the patch notes as being fixed...

    It is? I must be blind. Read them 3 times and I dont see the fix.
    • Health bars will no longer disappear when zoning to a new area.
      • Note: This also fixes the issue where your health bar settings would get turned off after you encountered a loading screen.

    There you go.


    Thanks but I was referring to enemy alliance logos that appear above players heads in Cyrodiil. Sometimes they disappear and you have to relog.
    Yes, this is that bug. Notice how the healthbars above enemy heads and friendly group markers would disappear at the same time as the alliance indicators? Ya, this is the part of the note that fixes that bug.
    Edited by LtCrunch on March 16, 2015 9:02PM
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    ßrandalf - Light armor tanking since 03/03/15
    Brandalf Beer-Belly - Tanking drunk since 12/30/16


  • gard
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    thumpthing wrote: »
    To quote every game dev I ever worked with (inclusive) "works on my machine" >:)

    The one I prefer to use is:
    "That's not a bug. It's an undocumented feature."

    I've gotten good at saying it with a straight face.


    My wife complains that I never listen to her. (Or something like that.)
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