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That Lusty Maiden, finally found.
Egonieser
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After reading some in Skyrim, I was so eager to read some more, and alas i finally found some of it and almost spilled coffee all over my screen..
One of the funniest reads i've had for a long time. Tamriel pornography at its finest...
Edited by Egonieser on February 27, 2015 2:45AM One of the funniest reads i've had for a long time. Tamriel pornography at its finest...
Sometimes, I dream about...cheese...
Dermont - v16 Pompous Altmer Sorcerer (With a very arrogant face!)
Egonieser - v16 Nord Stamina Dragonborn Wannabe
Endoly - v16 Tiny Redguard Sharpened MaceBlade
Egosalina - v16 Breton Cheesus Beam Specialist
Egowen - v16 Dunmer Whipping Expert (Riding crops eluded her)
(Yes, I had to grind all these to v16)
Akamanakh - lvl 22 Khajiit GankBlade (Inspired by Top Cat)
Targos Icewind - lvl 34 Imperial (Future) Jabplar
(CP 830+)
PC - EU
Dermont - v16 Pompous Altmer Sorcerer (With a very arrogant face!)
Egonieser - v16 Nord Stamina Dragonborn Wannabe
Endoly - v16 Tiny Redguard Sharpened MaceBlade
Egosalina - v16 Breton Cheesus Beam Specialist
Egowen - v16 Dunmer Whipping Expert (Riding crops eluded her)
(Yes, I had to grind all these to v16)
Akamanakh - lvl 22 Khajiit GankBlade (Inspired by Top Cat)
Targos Icewind - lvl 34 Imperial (Future) Jabplar
(CP 830+)
PC - EU
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✭✭✭✭✭Oh Crassius Curio, you creepy ***. Your perversion doesn't even respect the linear flow of time.1 -
Spidermonk✭✭✭I seem to recall reading a letter (or pamphlet) somewhere in-game (a camp I think) that says the "Lusty Argonian Maid" wasn't even invented by the man that claimed to have written it around that time. It was a play of sorts that had been in existence for a long time prior. Which shows that Crassius Curio would have simply claimed ownership of something he didn't create.1 -
Majic✭✭✭✭✭I think I lost a level in Provisioning reading that.
Epopt Of The Everspinning Logo, Church Of The Eternal Loading Screen
And verily, verily, spaketh the Lord: "Error <<1>>"2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Spidermonk wrote: »I seem to recall reading a letter (or pamphlet) somewhere in-game (a camp I think) that says the "Lusty Argonian Maid" wasn't even invented by the man that claimed to have written it around that time. It was a play of sorts that had been in existence for a long time prior. Which shows that Crassius Curio would have simply claimed ownership of something he didn't create.
I kind of remember something in Skyrim talking about the history of the play, but I don't think I've ever read anything about Crassius Curio not being the author.0 -
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✭Spidermonk wrote: »I seem to recall reading a letter (or pamphlet) somewhere in-game (a camp I think) that says the "Lusty Argonian Maid" wasn't even invented by the man that claimed to have written it around that time. It was a play of sorts that had been in existence for a long time prior.
If it's a play, i'd love to see it performed
Maybe not by argonians though :PSometimes, I dream about...cheese...
Dermont - v16 Pompous Altmer Sorcerer (With a very arrogant face!)
Egonieser - v16 Nord Stamina Dragonborn Wannabe
Endoly - v16 Tiny Redguard Sharpened MaceBlade
Egosalina - v16 Breton Cheesus Beam Specialist
Egowen - v16 Dunmer Whipping Expert (Riding crops eluded her)
(Yes, I had to grind all these to v16)
Akamanakh - lvl 22 Khajiit GankBlade (Inspired by Top Cat)
Targos Icewind - lvl 34 Imperial (Future) Jabplar
(CP 830+)
PC - EU0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Spidermonk wrote: »FOUND IT!
That doesn't become *** hilarious until you notice it's written by Telenger.2 -
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✭✭✭✭Two Four things about this:- *Scales*
- Every NPC you ever see eating...they're eating bread...
- Cold Oven
- *Scales*
Edited by Merlin13KAGL on February 27, 2015 12:55PMJust because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...
Earn it.
IRL'ing for a while for assorted reasons, in forum, and in game.I am neither warm, nor fuzzy...
Probably has checkbox on Customer Service profile that say High Aggro, 99% immunity to BS0 - *Scales*
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Dekkameron✭✭✭✭✭Merlin13KAGL wrote: »Two Four things about this:- *Scales*
- Every NPC you ever see eating...they're eating bread...
- Cold Oven
- *Scales*
*Never looks at bread the same way again*
Not all of them. Some eat apples! Even Bosmer who clearly must be eating some imported apples.
- Veteran Combat Librarian -0 - *Scales*
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✭✭✭✭Dekkameron wrote: »Merlin13KAGL wrote: »Two Four things about this:- *Scales*
- Every NPC you ever see eating...they're eating bread...
- Cold Oven
- *Scales*
*Never looks at bread the same way again*
Not all of them. Some eat apples! Even Bosmer who clearly must be eating some imported apples.
@Dekkameron , ironically, that is the Green Pact equivalent of cannibalism, is it not?
*I loved the mini-achievement in Greenshade with the frightened Khajiit proclaiming his love for eating flowers...
I'd say this makes me feel better...but then I envision Lusty Volume 3, and how they implement apples into the storyline.
Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...
Earn it.
IRL'ing for a while for assorted reasons, in forum, and in game.I am neither warm, nor fuzzy...
Probably has checkbox on Customer Service profile that say High Aggro, 99% immunity to BS2 - *Scales*
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Fapples.. *cough*Merlin13KAGL wrote: »I'd say this makes me feel better...but then I envision Lusty Volume 3, and how they implement apples into the storyline.
Sometimes, I dream about...cheese...
Dermont - v16 Pompous Altmer Sorcerer (With a very arrogant face!)
Egonieser - v16 Nord Stamina Dragonborn Wannabe
Endoly - v16 Tiny Redguard Sharpened MaceBlade
Egosalina - v16 Breton Cheesus Beam Specialist
Egowen - v16 Dunmer Whipping Expert (Riding crops eluded her)
(Yes, I had to grind all these to v16)
Akamanakh - lvl 22 Khajiit GankBlade (Inspired by Top Cat)
Targos Icewind - lvl 34 Imperial (Future) Jabplar
(CP 830+)
PC - EU0 -
Kaizxen✭✭✭Spidermonk wrote: »FOUND IT!
"Oral Tradition" indeedMerlin13KAGL wrote: »Two Four things about this:- *Scales*
- Every NPC you ever see eating...they're eating bread...
- Cold Oven
- *Scales*
Kinda like this scene ruined pie?
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✭✭✭✭✭Now; if I would go and ask someone if I could stick my loaf in their oven, I will know why they get offended.0