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Oh the Horror..oh the Pain

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ShadowDisciple
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We will all BURN... From the land far away, Arch-mages and their Scholars are bringing us the knoledge of CHAMPION'S. Players from all over Tamriel will be INFECTED by the desease known as CHAMPION POINTS GRIND. The unfair advantage is upon us. Oh the tragedy. Mysterious XP boosters will consume the esscence of loyal players and we will face a terrible CURSE OF MOLAG BAL called MOLAG BAL'S PAY 2 WIN CURSE.

FLY YOU FOOL'S!!!!

/sarcasmoff

#getrekt #mlg #360noscopez #dealwithit
  • Suru
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    you go gurl


    Suru
  • Panda244
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    What in the actual.... Nevermind, waffles anyone? Waffles? Waffles. I'm going to go make some waffles....
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • SteveCampsOut
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    I prefer Crepes with Blackberry Syrup!
    @ֆȶɛʋɛƈǟʍքֆօʊȶ⍟
    Sanguine & Psijic Group Beta Tester.

    NA Server:
    Steforax Soulstrong CH782 Sorcerer AD
    Grumpy Kahjiti CH782 Dragonknight AD
    Rheticia Le Drakisius CH782 Nightblade DC
    Razmuzan Thrasmas CH782 Templar EP
    Sheenara Soulstrong CH782 Dragonknight DC
    Erik Ramzey CH782 Nightblade AD
    Growling Kahjiti CH782 Nightblade EP
    One of Many Faces CH782 Sorcerer DC
    Grumpasaurus Rex CH782 Warden DC
    EU Server:
    Guildmaster of Pacrooti's Hirelings AD Based LGBT Friendly Guild.
    Stefrex Souliss CH701 Sorcerer AD
    Grumpy Kahjiti CH701 Dragonknight DC
    Slithisi Ksissi CH701 Nightblade EP
    Pokes-With-Fire CH701 Dragonknight AD
    Josie-The-Pussi-Cat CH701 Templar AD
    Stug-Grog M'God CH701 Templar DC
    One With Many Faces CH701 Nightblade DC
    Trixie Truskan CH701 Sorcerer EP
    Grumpetasaurus Rex CH701 Warden EP
  • Egonieser
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    ./facepencil
    Sometimes, I dream about...cheese...

    Dermont - v16 Pompous Altmer Sorcerer (With a very arrogant face!)
    Egonieser - v16 Nord Stamina Dragonborn Wannabe
    Endoly - v16 Tiny Redguard Sharpened MaceBlade
    Egosalina - v16 Breton Cheesus Beam Specialist
    Egowen - v16 Dunmer Whipping Expert (Riding crops eluded her)
    (Yes, I had to grind all these to v16)
    Akamanakh - lvl 22 Khajiit GankBlade (Inspired by Top Cat)
    Targos Icewind - lvl 34 Imperial (Future) Jabplar
    (CP 830+)

    PC - EU
  • Roechacca
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    /Faceshovel
  • Funkopotamus
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    UGoGrill
    Anything useful that players are wanting added into the game all fall under the category of "Yer ruinin my 'mersion!" Sallington
  • Panda244
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    roechacca wrote: »
    /Faceshovel

    /facecheesegrater

    Wut now @roechacca Wut. Now.
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Roechacca
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    roechacca wrote: »
    /Faceshovel

    /facecheesegrater

    Wut now @roechacca Wut. Now.

    /Faceairplane
  • Panda244
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    roechacca wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    roechacca wrote: »
    /Faceshovel

    /facecheesegrater

    Wut now @roechacca Wut. Now.

    /Faceairplane

    /Nutstosemitruck

    *cringes* B-beat... Th-that....
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • freespirit
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    What in the actual.... Nevermind, waffles anyone? Waffles? Waffles. I'm going to go make some waffles....

    With chocolate sauce?

    I love chocolate sauce.........

    Infact forget the waffles just serve me up some chocolate sauce......

    Us Brits are weird like that :D

    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • PSLAnimal
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    Well, quite.

    aposter3.jpg
    Animal (Ask me what the PSL stands for. Go on. Ask.)
    @PSLAnimal on the NA Megaserver
    Making people wonder just what the hell is wrong with me since 1961.
  • Roechacca
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    Honestly this update is starting to feel like SWG's NGE . It took 3 years to rebalance .
  • freespirit
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    PSLAnimal wrote: »
    Well, quite.

    aposter3.jpg

    I thought you might be suggesting Brits needed an apostrophe and I'm still mulling that one over.....

    However I agree that fool's did not need one..........

    Oh my brain hurts......

    On checking whether I needed one in my post I opened a can of worms...........

    An apostrophe is used to denote missing letters and to denote ownership..........

    Early hours of the morning #confused

    Oh and I hate Twitter :p
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • Panda244
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    roechacca wrote: »
    Honestly this update is starting to feel like SWG's NGE . It took 3 years to rebalance .

    Wow... Now that you mention it yes, Pre CU was the best. NGE was horrible, the Emu brings back memories but not good enough ones, still it's fun if you have the time. SWGEmu.
    PSLAnimal wrote: »
    Well, quite.

    aposter3.jpg
    May want to edit this post PSL, you can get banned for posting random pictures now.
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • PSLAnimal
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    May want to edit this post PSL, you can get banned for posting random pictures now.

    Except this isn't a random picture; it is a picture carefully chosen to make a point.
    Animal (Ask me what the PSL stands for. Go on. Ask.)
    @PSLAnimal on the NA Megaserver
    Making people wonder just what the hell is wrong with me since 1961.
  • Panda244
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    PSLAnimal wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    May want to edit this post PSL, you can get banned for posting random pictures now.

    Except this isn't a random picture; it is a picture carefully chosen to make a point.
    Try explaining that to CS xD
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Roechacca
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    There's a lot of blatant apostrophe abuses in this thread'ses .
  • Cody
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    THE ALL IS LOST MOMENT!!!!!!!!


    READY THE BATSWARMS!!!!!! WE GOT SOME KILLING TO DO!!!!!!
  • Hortator Mopa
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    ShadowDisciple wrote: »
    We will all BURN... From the land far away, Arch-mages and their Scholars are bringing us the knoledge of CHAMPION'S. Players from all over Tamriel will be INFECTED by the desease known as CHAMPION POINTS GRIND. The unfair advantage is upon us. Oh the tragedy. Mysterious XP boosters will consume the esscence of loyal players and we will face a terrible CURSE OF MOLAG BAL called MOLAG BAL'S PAY 2 WIN CURSE.

    FLY YOU FOOL'S!!!!

    /sarcasmoff

    #getrekt #mlg #360noscopez #dealwithit

    /sig
    Edited by Hortator Mopa on February 22, 2015 7:02AM
  • Digiman
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    ShadowDisciple wrote: »
    We will all BURN... From the land far away, Arch-mages and their Scholars are bringing us the knoledge of CHAMPION'S. Players from all over Tamriel will be INFECTED by the desease known as CHAMPION POINTS GRIND. The unfair advantage is upon us. Oh the tragedy. Mysterious XP boosters will consume the esscence of loyal players and we will face a terrible CURSE OF MOLAG BAL called MOLAG BAL'S PAY 2 WIN CURSE.

    FLY YOU FOOL'S!!!!

    /sarcasmoff

    #getrekt #mlg #360noscopez #dealwithit

    Sorta agree that people have taken XP boosts and champion points a little to far. They are so busy worrying about 1vs1 they forget the other team mates who would spend years getting champion points backing them up.

    Your not going to be playing alone.
  • WraithAzraiel
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    Shake what yo momma gave ya
    Shendell De'Gull - V14 Vampire Nightblade

    Captain of the Black Howling

    "There's no such thing as overkill..."

    "No problem on the face of the Earth exists what can't be fixed with the proper application of enough duct tape and 550 cord."

    P2PBetaTesters
    #Tamriel_BETA_Team
    #BETA_TESTER4LYF
    DominionMasterRace
    #GOAHEADTHEYGOTCANDY
    #SEEMSLEGIT
  • Armitas
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    Do what now?
    Edited by Armitas on February 22, 2015 11:47AM
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • Panda244
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    Armitas wrote: »
    Do what now?

    @Armitas Leave now, this thread is for people that know how to Sarcasm.
    -do-you-even-sarcasm-bro--e28cf.png
    Edited by Panda244 on February 22, 2015 12:22PM
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • ShadowDisciple
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    Armitas wrote: »
    Do what now?

    @Armitas Leave now, this thread is for people that know how to Sarcasm.
    -do-you-even-sarcasm-bro--e28cf.png

    Burn..apply cold water to the burned area.

    #wrekt
  • Panda244
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    ShadowDisciple wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    Armitas wrote: »
    Do what now?

    @Armitas Leave now, this thread is for people that know how to Sarcasm.
    -do-you-even-sarcasm-bro--e28cf.png

    Burn..apply cold water to the burned area.

    #wrekt
    Need some Aloe for that burn? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
    #wrektsomemore

    Nah I kid, I love you Armitas... I stole your build remember? :wink:
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • ShadowDisciple
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    ShadowDisciple wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    Armitas wrote: »
    Do what now?

    @Armitas Leave now, this thread is for people that know how to Sarcasm.
    -do-you-even-sarcasm-bro--e28cf.png

    Burn..apply cold water to the burned area.

    #wrekt
    Need some Aloe for that burn? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
    #wrektsomemore

    Nah I kid, I love you Armitas... I stole your build remember? :wink:


    BURN..justice system ON...Build Thief..

    #bounty #justicesystem #aloevera #pewpew #guardduty #buildthief #wrektsomemoar
    Edited by ShadowDisciple on February 22, 2015 1:34PM
  • Panda244
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    ShadowDisciple wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    ShadowDisciple wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    Armitas wrote: »
    Do what now?

    @Armitas Leave now, this thread is for people that know how to Sarcasm.
    -do-you-even-sarcasm-bro--e28cf.png

    Burn..apply cold water to the burned area.

    #wrekt
    Need some Aloe for that burn? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
    #wrektsomemore

    Nah I kid, I love you Armitas... I stole your build remember? :wink:


    BURN..justice system ON...Build Thief..

    #bounty #justicesystem #aloevera #pewpew #guardduty #buildthief #wrektsomemoar
    Hahaha, in truth I didn't steal it.. I use Warlock/Seducer/Engine Guardian, I think Armitas uses something fairly similar but not quite exact, he's a plebeian and plebs are too poor to afford Warlock these days...

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
    #WrektEvenMoarSun!
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • ShadowDisciple
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    ShadowDisciple wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    ShadowDisciple wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    Armitas wrote: »
    Do what now?

    @Armitas Leave now, this thread is for people that know how to Sarcasm.
    -do-you-even-sarcasm-bro--e28cf.png

    Burn..apply cold water to the burned area.

    #wrekt
    Need some Aloe for that burn? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
    #wrektsomemore

    Nah I kid, I love you Armitas... I stole your build remember? :wink:


    BURN..justice system ON...Build Thief..

    #bounty #justicesystem #aloevera #pewpew #guardduty #buildthief #wrektsomemoar
    Hahaha, in truth I didn't steal it.. I use Warlock/Seducer/Engine Guardian, I think Armitas uses something fairly similar but not quite exact, he's a plebeian and plebs are too poor to afford Warlock these days...

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
    #WrektEvenMoarSun!

    Oh snap...

    #notthief #copycat #aristocrat #philantropist #seducer #fakewarlock #ganstarap #fakeashell #molagpanda224 #princeofliesanddeception
  • Panda244
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    ShadowDisciple wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    ShadowDisciple wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    ShadowDisciple wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    Armitas wrote: »
    Do what now?

    @Armitas Leave now, this thread is for people that know how to Sarcasm.
    -do-you-even-sarcasm-bro--e28cf.png

    Burn..apply cold water to the burned area.

    #wrekt
    Need some Aloe for that burn? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
    #wrektsomemore

    Nah I kid, I love you Armitas... I stole your build remember? :wink:


    BURN..justice system ON...Build Thief..

    #bounty #justicesystem #aloevera #pewpew #guardduty #buildthief #wrektsomemoar
    Hahaha, in truth I didn't steal it.. I use Warlock/Seducer/Engine Guardian, I think Armitas uses something fairly similar but not quite exact, he's a plebeian and plebs are too poor to afford Warlock these days...

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
    #WrektEvenMoarSun!

    Oh snap...

    #notthief #copycat #aristocrat #philantropist #seducer #fakewarlock #ganstarap #fakeashell #molagpanda224 #princeofliesanddeception

    Ten bucks says ZOS removes these comments for being off topic.
    #getsum!
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • ShadowDisciple
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    ShadowDisciple wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    ShadowDisciple wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    ShadowDisciple wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    Armitas wrote: »
    Do what now?

    @Armitas Leave now, this thread is for people that know how to Sarcasm.
    -do-you-even-sarcasm-bro--e28cf.png

    Burn..apply cold water to the burned area.

    #wrekt
    Need some Aloe for that burn? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
    #wrektsomemore

    Nah I kid, I love you Armitas... I stole your build remember? :wink:


    BURN..justice system ON...Build Thief..

    #bounty #justicesystem #aloevera #pewpew #guardduty #buildthief #wrektsomemoar
    Hahaha, in truth I didn't steal it.. I use Warlock/Seducer/Engine Guardian, I think Armitas uses something fairly similar but not quite exact, he's a plebeian and plebs are too poor to afford Warlock these days...

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
    #WrektEvenMoarSun!

    Oh snap...

    #notthief #copycat #aristocrat #philantropist #seducer #fakewarlock #ganstarap #fakeashell #molagpanda224 #princeofliesanddeception

    Ten bucks says ZOS removes these comments for being off topic.
    #getsum!



    Im the OP...and i say this is officially off topic thread.

    #OP #ZOSREKT #ESOPWNS #MOLAGLOL #HASHTAG #P2W #CHAMPIONSYSTEM #CRYNOAR #REKTTHEREKTERS #SUPBRAH
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